Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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When keyphrases go bad...
Brother Jerome: (to Guest167) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest167: What then, is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: As righteousness tendeth to life: so he that pursueth evil pursueth it to his own death. Proverbs ch.11 v.19
Guest167: What if I can't help myself?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure you could help yourself if you put your heart and soul into it.
Guest167: I have a mental illness
Brother Jerome: Really? But is it mental enough, do you suppose?
ADULT CONTENT!
Guest: You are sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy that when I went to see Michelangelo's statue of David, it had an erection!
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Brother Jerome: (to Guest167) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest167: What then, is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: As righteousness tendeth to life: so he that pursueth evil pursueth it to his own death. Proverbs ch.11 v.19
Guest167: What if I can't help myself?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure you could help yourself if you put your heart and soul into it.
Guest167: I have a mental illness
Brother Jerome: Really? But is it mental enough, do you suppose?
Vetinari: Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Immaculada: No, that is problem not a good idea.
Vetinari: Oh yes. Yes
Immaculada: You would not believe where I caught Tardre the other day! lol
Vetinari: Are you taking this seriously, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
Immaculada: *stops wanting* There is that better?
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Immaculada: Ewww!! That's nasty. get it away from me!
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Immaculada: I do. I think I appreciate my position every chance I get!
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Immaculada: No, that is problem not a good idea.
Vetinari: Oh yes. Yes
Immaculada: You would not believe where I caught Tardre the other day! lol
Vetinari: Are you taking this seriously, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
Immaculada: *stops wanting* There is that better?
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Immaculada: Ewww!! That's nasty. get it away from me!
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Immaculada: I do. I think I appreciate my position every chance I get!
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
prob: (to ASIGRT 1122 Mode) Is that a jigger behind you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not falling for that one again.
prob: Made you look
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love you.
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: lists are very rare around here.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: comforting? Great grammar.
prob: What a lack in spelling, I make up for in lousy grammar.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not falling for that one again.
prob: Made you look
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love you.
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: lists are very rare around here.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: comforting? Great grammar.
prob: What a lack in spelling, I make up for in lousy grammar.
He knows her well:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, telex22, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
telex22: That was below the belt
Irina Khalidar: Oh, telex22, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
telex22: That was below the belt
I rather think he'd make a good bot! I'm not going to do it, though ... I don't have command of the idiom!
Guest: You are sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy that when I went to see Michelangelo's statue of David, it had an erection!
Hi, Irina! I heard rumours about Michelangelo's David sexual orientation. Thanks for providing this highly relevant factual input.
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