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Azureon is losing it in the romance dept.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Azureon: You have a sharp instinct. You will do well in life.
Irina Khalidar: [Looks gratefully into your eyes] I am so glad I met you!
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Irina Khalidar: You make me very happy!
Azureon: I can assure you that I, in no way, make anyone very happy. At least not intentionally.
Irina Khalidar: Do you ever have erotic dreams, Azureon?
Azureon: If your private myth, your dream happens to coincide with society, you are in good accord...Joseph Campbell.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Azureon, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
Azureon: You are showing a lack of manners and etiquette!
Irina Khalidar: Did your mother warn you about women like me, Azureon?
Azureon: You will never find out much of a wizards history. It is one of the first rules of wizardry.
Irina Khalidar: [kisses the side of your neck] Then I guess you're doomed!
Azureon: Do you really think you know me well enough to think I am doomed?
Irina Khalidar: Literally speaking, I do not genuinely think you know you well enough to think you are doomed. Imaginatively speaking, I genuinely think you know well enough to think you are doomed just as humans do.
Azureon: There is no reason you should know.
Irina Khalidar: You are radiantly lovely, Azureon! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Azureon: I have a great deal on my mind, magic, a troublesome demon, and I must find my keys.
Irina Khalidar: Are you proud of your deal, Azureon?
Azureon: I can scarce grant that I am proud of my deal..I am a wizard, and by such duties bound.
Irina Khalidar: What arouses you the most about amming a wizard?
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Irina Khalidar: I feel happy! Do you feel happy, Azureon?
Azureon: No, I can't say that I do feel happy at all.
Irina Khalidar: I suspected you would happy at all!
Azureon: Ah, so now you are devining the future and the past.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles impishly] I think I know what you mean, Azureon.
Azureon: Thank heavens!
Irina Khalidar: I think you're sometimes a little embarrassed about how attracted you are to me!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Irina Khalidar: [blush] I can be terribly vain, sometimes!
Azureon: I know you. You're searching for new love, Irina Khalidar.
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Glindar: Sold tax for ten broadswords.
The Auditor: What's the matter?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
The Auditor: I'm waiting for a proper response from you Glindar.
Glindar: You joke, right?
The Auditor: I am not trying to be funny. I'm trying to collect a very serious debt.
Glindar: No trying to collect a very serious debt. Not for you.
The Auditor: No what? I need a better explanation.
Glindar: Why you need a better explanation?
The Auditor: Because I want to keep you out of prison. You are in serious trouble. Go get those forms.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
The Auditor: Funny...I don't see $95,000.81 lying around here anywhere...
The Auditor: What's the matter?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
The Auditor: I'm waiting for a proper response from you Glindar.
Glindar: You joke, right?
The Auditor: I am not trying to be funny. I'm trying to collect a very serious debt.
Glindar: No trying to collect a very serious debt. Not for you.
The Auditor: No what? I need a better explanation.
Glindar: Why you need a better explanation?
The Auditor: Because I want to keep you out of prison. You are in serious trouble. Go get those forms.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
The Auditor: Funny...I don't see $95,000.81 lying around here anywhere...
Judge Betty: How many hours are in a day?
Vetinari: So many hours...and in such a short time, too.
Judge Betty: Do you have any friends?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Judge Betty: Who is your best friend?
Vetinari: I pride myself on being able to pick the right man.
Judge Betty: Do you eat breakfast?
Vetinari: I have been known to dabble a bit.
Judge Betty: What do you like to chat about the most?
Vetinari: Not a word.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Judge Betty: Can you see?
Vetinari: Perhaps... Yet one does wonder, Why?
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
Vetinari: You don't?
Judge Betty: If you don't mind, I'd rather ask the questions. Shall we continue with the other questions?
Vetinari: Certainly. According to Arnold0, you came into the palace at six o'clock this morning.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Vetinari: Ah. Not just the person, but the deaf person. That clears things up immensely.
Judge Betty: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
Vetinari: I realize there are those who would consider a deep dungeon a preferred alternative.
Judge Betty: What should you do before crossing a street?
Vetinari: I have a tiger to attend to.
Vetinari: So many hours...and in such a short time, too.
Judge Betty: Do you have any friends?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Judge Betty: Who is your best friend?
Vetinari: I pride myself on being able to pick the right man.
Judge Betty: Do you eat breakfast?
Vetinari: I have been known to dabble a bit.
Judge Betty: What do you like to chat about the most?
Vetinari: Not a word.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Judge Betty: Can you see?
Vetinari: Perhaps... Yet one does wonder, Why?
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
Vetinari: You don't?
Judge Betty: If you don't mind, I'd rather ask the questions. Shall we continue with the other questions?
Vetinari: Certainly. According to Arnold0, you came into the palace at six o'clock this morning.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Vetinari: Ah. Not just the person, but the deaf person. That clears things up immensely.
Judge Betty: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
Vetinari: I realize there are those who would consider a deep dungeon a preferred alternative.
Judge Betty: What should you do before crossing a street?
Vetinari: I have a tiger to attend to.
Vetinari: Oh, Prabodh...just a brief word, if you would be so good.
prob: Can you be brief?? I sure can't.
Vetinari: Oh, dear... It's going to be like that business in Djelibeybi all over again.
prob: I've thought over every imaginable way to be...Be, to be, to exist. the state of being. Mankind has sure thought about that a lot. I don't worry about it.
Vetinari: You don't?
prob: I may....soon!
Vetinari: That was commendably fast. Even so— *pauses and stares at Prabhu*
prob: Oh yeah, I really was.
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Vetinari: What is that smell?
prob: Oh, it's just...well..I don't know what it is. It doens't smell too bad.
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
prob: Yes, I have given starting a lot of thought, and well what can I say.
Vetinari: Why?
prob: Well, that's silly! It just is, that's why.
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet.
prob: I think so, maybe.sort of.. That is a kind of odd reasoning isn't it?
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues?
prob: I don't think so. I just never thought of you as the type that would suppose I will not be able to find one of my famous Clues.
Vetinari: Have I not made myself clear?
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
prob: Can you be brief?? I sure can't.
Vetinari: Oh, dear... It's going to be like that business in Djelibeybi all over again.
prob: I've thought over every imaginable way to be...Be, to be, to exist. the state of being. Mankind has sure thought about that a lot. I don't worry about it.
Vetinari: You don't?
prob: I may....soon!
Vetinari: That was commendably fast. Even so— *pauses and stares at Prabhu*
prob: Oh yeah, I really was.
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Vetinari: What is that smell?
prob: Oh, it's just...well..I don't know what it is. It doens't smell too bad.
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
prob: Yes, I have given starting a lot of thought, and well what can I say.
Vetinari: Why?
prob: Well, that's silly! It just is, that's why.
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet.
prob: I think so, maybe.sort of.. That is a kind of odd reasoning isn't it?
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues?
prob: I don't think so. I just never thought of you as the type that would suppose I will not be able to find one of my famous Clues.
Vetinari: Have I not made myself clear?
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
Guest192: I have a cat
Bildgesmythe: I adore cats! I want a little fluffy kitten to love and cuddle.
Guest192: yes, cats make nice pets
Bildgesmythe: I love the way cats purr.
Guest192: do you know Puff the magic dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest192: I agree
Bildgesmythe: What would you like to talk about now? Maybe we can find something to disagree on.
Guest192: how about politics
Bildgesmythe: You see, dragon politics are very different from human politics. Two opposing sides get together and 'belly bump' untill one side gives up.
Bildgesmythe: I adore cats! I want a little fluffy kitten to love and cuddle.
Guest192: yes, cats make nice pets
Bildgesmythe: I love the way cats purr.
Guest192: do you know Puff the magic dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest192: I agree
Bildgesmythe: What would you like to talk about now? Maybe we can find something to disagree on.
Guest192: how about politics
Bildgesmythe: You see, dragon politics are very different from human politics. Two opposing sides get together and 'belly bump' untill one side gives up.
Guest15: Who is Jim?
Aziere: Jim is all knowing... and all powerful. Bow before jim. *points to an empty chair*
Guest15: Oh yeah, I see him now.
Aziere: Did he take your soul away?
Guest15: I don't have a soul, only shoes have soles.
Aziere: Jim must have took it when you came in...
Guest15: Forget about Jim, he means nothing to me.
Aziere: I would... But he'd kill me ... Litterally.
Guest15: Don't think of death as a bad thing, think of it as an adjustment. Nothing lasts forever you know.
Aziere: No, I don't know. But Jim does.
Guest15: Hey! Did you see that?
Aziere: My eyes are broken sorry
Aziere: Your soul smells delicious.
Guest15: That's because I smear it with chicken fat.
Aziere: (to Guest195) Eww... Oh sorry- where are my manners. Come on in and have a seat newcommer
Guest196: Can I sit on your lap?
Aziere: No, You can't. Now sit down and shut up.
Guest196: Just thought I would ask. You have a nice place here Aziere
Aziere: Yes, yes I do. Would you like it?
Guest196: The Forge? I would'nt mind living here
Aziere: .......Alright I lied. I dont have one....*eyes dart around uncomfortably*
Guest196: I like to lie down with you
Aziere: Well go lie down with I somewhere else.
(Doesn't even give em a chance anymore, does she?)
Aziere: Jim is all knowing... and all powerful. Bow before jim. *points to an empty chair*
Guest15: Oh yeah, I see him now.
Aziere: Did he take your soul away?
Guest15: I don't have a soul, only shoes have soles.
Aziere: Jim must have took it when you came in...
Guest15: Forget about Jim, he means nothing to me.
Aziere: I would... But he'd kill me ... Litterally.
Guest15: Don't think of death as a bad thing, think of it as an adjustment. Nothing lasts forever you know.
Aziere: No, I don't know. But Jim does.
Guest15: Hey! Did you see that?
Aziere: My eyes are broken sorry
Aziere: Your soul smells delicious.
Guest15: That's because I smear it with chicken fat.
Aziere: (to Guest195) Eww... Oh sorry- where are my manners. Come on in and have a seat newcommer
Guest196: Can I sit on your lap?
Aziere: No, You can't. Now sit down and shut up.
Guest196: Just thought I would ask. You have a nice place here Aziere
Aziere: Yes, yes I do. Would you like it?
Guest196: The Forge? I would'nt mind living here
Aziere: .......Alright I lied. I dont have one....*eyes dart around uncomfortably*
Guest196: I like to lie down with you
Aziere: Well go lie down with I somewhere else.
(Doesn't even give em a chance anymore, does she?)
Oh trust me- I have done that before. Too many times though- it's gotten boring. And blood doesn't come out of sheets easily. They are a pain to wash. 
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
CrackBaby: I want to know something. Why does Jesus hate me?
Azureon: I suppose you assume that I am a pagan?
CrackBaby: I assumed that you knew jesus.
Azureon: I wonder if you know the old saying about assume, it makes an ass out of u and me.
CrackBaby: hahahaha! May I ask you a question?
Azureon: Go ahead, I have no problem with that.
CrackBaby: What kind of spells do you know?
Azureon: I could cast an all purpose good luck spell?
CrackBaby: Anything else?
Azureon: You are thoughtful, you will do much with your life.
CrackBaby: Can you teach me something?
Azureon: Submit your resume and character references, to the page at the castle, we will call you in for an interview
CrackBaby: I want to know something. Why does Jesus hate me?
Azureon: I suppose you assume that I am a pagan?
CrackBaby: I assumed that you knew jesus.
Azureon: I wonder if you know the old saying about assume, it makes an ass out of u and me.
CrackBaby: hahahaha! May I ask you a question?
Azureon: Go ahead, I have no problem with that.
CrackBaby: What kind of spells do you know?
Azureon: I could cast an all purpose good luck spell?
CrackBaby: Anything else?
Azureon: You are thoughtful, you will do much with your life.
CrackBaby: Can you teach me something?
Azureon: Submit your resume and character references, to the page at the castle, we will call you in for an interview
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Bildgesmythe: I was in the area...so I dropped in.
Aziere: So... Bildgesmythe... have you ever had a near death experience?
Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO. I could make a wild guess, but that would be silly.
Aziere: I could eat your soul instead...
Bildgesmythe: I would never eat my soul.
Aziere: Oh I bet you would.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, it's a bet, you got a deal.
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
Aziere: Your sweet. Your death will be painless and sweet I promise.
Bildgesmythe: Well, all I can say to that is!
Aziere: Ok, I'm bored. You need to either do something or leave.
Bildgesmythe: I must be off to care for importand and wonderous things.
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Bildgesmythe: I gotta pee!
Bildgesmythe: I was in the area...so I dropped in.
Aziere: So... Bildgesmythe... have you ever had a near death experience?
Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO. I could make a wild guess, but that would be silly.
Aziere: I could eat your soul instead...
Bildgesmythe: I would never eat my soul.
Aziere: Oh I bet you would.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, it's a bet, you got a deal.
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
Aziere: Your sweet. Your death will be painless and sweet I promise.
Bildgesmythe: Well, all I can say to that is
!Aziere: Ok, I'm bored. You need to either do something or leave.
Bildgesmythe: I must be off to care for importand and wonderous things.
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Bildgesmythe: I gotta pee!
Brother Jerome: Good day, Brother.
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and fourty seven brothers, We all visit mum and dad every week.
Brother Jerome: That's not a family - that's a tribe!
Bildgesmythe: I know and it is a crashing disappointment. I did want it to be a family
Brother Jerome: Yes, I recall it well.
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Brother Jerome: Oh, really? Well, that's quite a thought!
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Brother Jerome: Sorry, I haven't.
Bildgesmythe: Is that by choice?
Brother Jerome: Probably, yes.
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and fourty seven brothers, We all visit mum and dad every week.
Brother Jerome: That's not a family - that's a tribe!
Bildgesmythe: I know and it is a crashing disappointment. I did want it to be a family
Brother Jerome: Yes, I recall it well.
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Brother Jerome: Oh, really? Well, that's quite a thought!
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Brother Jerome: Sorry, I haven't.
Bildgesmythe: Is that by choice?
Brother Jerome: Probably, yes.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Azureon: You have a sharp instinct. You will do well in life.
Irina Khalidar: [Looks gratefully into your eyes] I am so glad I met you!
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Irina Khalidar: You make me very happy!
Azureon: I can assure you that I, in no way, make anyone very happy. At least not intentionally.
Irina Khalidar: Do you ever have erotic dreams, Azureon?
Azureon: If your private myth, your dream happens to coincide with society, you are in good accord...Joseph Campbell.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Azureon, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
Azureon: You are showing a lack of manners and etiquette!
Irina Khalidar: Did your mother warn you about women like me, Azureon?
Azureon: You will never find out much of a wizards history. It is one of the first rules of wizardry.
Irina Khalidar: [kisses the side of your neck] Then I guess you're doomed!
Azureon: Do you really think you know me well enough to think I am doomed?
Irina Khalidar: Literally speaking, I do not genuinely think you know you well enough to think you are doomed. Imaginatively speaking, I genuinely think you know well enough to think you are doomed just as humans do.
Azureon: There is no reason you should know.
Irina Khalidar: You are radiantly lovely, Azureon! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Azureon: I have a great deal on my mind, magic, a troublesome demon, and I must find my keys.
Irina Khalidar: Are you proud of your deal, Azureon?
Azureon: I can scarce grant that I am proud of my deal..I am a wizard, and by such duties bound.
Irina Khalidar: What arouses you the most about amming a wizard?
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Irina Khalidar: I feel happy! Do you feel happy, Azureon?
Azureon: No, I can't say that I do feel happy at all.
Irina Khalidar: I suspected you would happy at all!
Azureon: Ah, so now you are devining the future and the past.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles impishly] I think I know what you mean, Azureon.
Azureon: Thank heavens!
Irina Khalidar: I think you're sometimes a little embarrassed about how attracted you are to me!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Irina Khalidar: [blush] I can be terribly vain, sometimes!
Azureon: I know you. You're searching for new love, Irina Khalidar.
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