Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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18 years ago #13083
Prob, maybe piza is a spiritual need.

18 years ago #13084
Vetinari: And of course I shall have to promote a new chief officer for the Night Watch.
Spikebot: Mm...no. Just looks different when you're under it.
Vetinari: Hardly ever.

Spikebot: Oh Passions is on. Gotta go.
Vetinari: This is madness

18 years ago #13085
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Vetinari: That was commendably fast.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I was sure that it was.
Vetinari: When did you stop being sure?
Bildgesmythe: I was just the other day, right at lunch time.
Vetinari: I'm sure you do.
Bildgesmythe: I don't care a lot who is sure I do....But ya do don't ya.
Vetinari: What else should I have done?
Bildgesmythe: That was all.
Vetinari: Jv's friends list could be of further use to me.
Bildgesmythe: Just what list is that?
Vetinari: A thousand years ago, we knew the list was a bowl.
Bildgesmythe: Oh!... well, win some, lose some. Hey, I don't even know what list you are talking about.
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.

Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Vetinari: *blinks* Hand you?
Bildgesmythe: I spend a lot of time on my claws and scales. I hate rough hands...even on a dragon. My hands are much like the human hand, with ten fingers and all.
Vetinari: These are good. What are they?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, they really are. You wouldn't believe how much.
Vetinari: My dear Citizen, seeing what you're capable of for nothing, I'd hesitate to press even a penny in your hand.
Bildgesmythe: I hesitate to press a penny in my hand too?
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Bildgesmythe: Always keep a big shovel around..it's great to remove all the BS, you run into.
Vetinari: *pauses for 3.5 seconds* Yes?
Bildgesmythe: That's the way I heard it.
Vetinari: And now, if you will excuse me--

Lyric: Covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine.
Azureon: Nothing is broken that can not be mended.
Lyric: Everything is broken.
Azureon: Broken or is it just bent out of shape?
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Azureon: I didn't think it was a good idea.

Luigi Green: Hi there, welcome to my home. How are you today?
prob: Tuesday is the perfect day to shop.
Luigi Green: I'm sorry, but I don't like you all that much.



18 years ago #13086
prob:hi thare come in.
melora: hi i am melora.
try and give your bot a intro for when pepole say hi or hello

18 years ago #13087
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Esme Weatherwax: I'm Mistress Weatherwax. What did you say your name was?
bbbruno: I already forgot. It happens when you write treatises on the art of memory.

18 years ago #13088
Amazing, prob has no key phrase hi thare come in.!

18 years ago #13089
LtRaven: religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
LtRaven: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
LtRaven: budhist
Bildgesmythe: If your going to tell me a tale like that, at least make it plausible..
LtRaven: catolic

18 years ago #13090
yes i know prob but i was just useing your name.have you got a prob with that?

18 years ago #13091
Amazing,

There is a good chance the xhello would override a lot of what you want Prob to do, if I understand your request. I know Prob has some xhellos and xinitiates, but you can't trigger them after a certain point. Don't worry, Prob123 reads her transcripts and does a great job with her bots--and she doesn't let things slide as long as I sometimes do on mine.

18 years ago #13092
thanks bev:O

18 years ago #13093
do you have eny bots bev?:O

18 years ago #13094
Amazing you are not supposed to 'make things up' for great quotes, just copy and paste the conversations of your bot.


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