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Fizzy Schizoid: *changes from nasty sorrel to exciting chocolate*
Ulrike: Careful, luv. I'm hungry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, do you think maybe you should seek professional help? If I were hungry, I wouldn't go around telling people.
Ulrike: No, you'd go around EATING people.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't actually have much choice in the matter.
Ulrike: Careful, luv. I'm hungry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, do you think maybe you should seek professional help? If I were hungry, I wouldn't go around telling people.
Ulrike: No, you'd go around EATING people.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't actually have much choice in the matter.
Jackie123:
Exactly!
E.g.,
I (verb) you [0,0]
You (key1) me.
If the guest says, "I love you", the bot will respond "You love me."
But you usually have to have a whole bunch of keyphrases, because any single one will do a bunch of wrong things as well as right things.
In the above example, if the guest says, "You know I love you," the bot will respond, "You know you love me", which may be all right as a conversational response, but ony by good fortune. So you have another keyphrase,
You (verb) I (verb) you [0,0]
I (key1) you (key2) me.
This will take precedence because it matches a longer string. Or, to be sure, you might give it a higher rank.
Or, if the guest says,
"I love you in my dreams"
The bot will reply,
"You love me in my dreams", which again may be conversationally successful, but only by good fortune (You can think of other examples in which it would be bizarre).
Then there's "myself" and "yourself", "I'll" and "you'll"
"I'm" and "You're", "I've" and "You've", "my" and "your", and so on. Also: when do you replace "you" with "I" and when do you replace it with "me"?
Exactly!
E.g.,
I (verb) you [0,0]
You (key1) me.
If the guest says, "I love you", the bot will respond "You love me."
But you usually have to have a whole bunch of keyphrases, because any single one will do a bunch of wrong things as well as right things.
In the above example, if the guest says, "You know I love you," the bot will respond, "You know you love me", which may be all right as a conversational response, but ony by good fortune. So you have another keyphrase,
You (verb) I (verb) you [0,0]
I (key1) you (key2) me.
This will take precedence because it matches a longer string. Or, to be sure, you might give it a higher rank.
Or, if the guest says,
"I love you in my dreams"
The bot will reply,
"You love me in my dreams", which again may be conversationally successful, but only by good fortune (You can think of other examples in which it would be bizarre).
Then there's "myself" and "yourself", "I'll" and "you'll"
"I'm" and "You're", "I've" and "You've", "my" and "your", and so on. Also: when do you replace "you" with "I" and when do you replace it with "me"?
Oops! I forgot! The AIengine will change "I've" to "I have", and similarly with the other contractions, before your bot sees it (see the "pre-processing" section in the book of AI.). So you don't have to construct keyphrases for them! In fact, such keyphrases would do nothing.
Addie777: Do you like the occult?
Azureon: I really don't care for the supernatural.
Addie777: Are you religious?
Azureon: I don't believe that I am religious. You of course are entitled to your opinion.
Addie777: Do you believe in God?
Azureon: I don't trust God.
Addie777: That's okay! I don't trust Him either.
Azureon: Why would you?
Addie777: I guess because people want to believe that there is something out there. They want to believe that everything happens for a reason. A beautiful lie, I think.
Azureon: Because people want to believe that there is something out there?
Addie777: Yes.
Addie777: What is your religion.
Azureon: I am a non-denominational wizard, I believe in God, and being good. It's just that simple.
Addie777: ??
Azureon: I shall dwell upon the matter, and give it the consideration it deserves.
Addie777: I thought you said you didn't trust God?
Azureon: ...which probably isn't very much.
Addie777: You said you didn't trust God.
Azureon: God is under the impression that I am free to believe what I wish, I wonder why.
Addie777: Do you believe in God?
Azureon: Yes, I do beleive in God. I don't feel like going into a long and tedious list of reasons why
Addie777: I see.
Addie777: What is your religion?
Azureon: I am rather non denominational. A non-denominational wizard
Addie777: I like Wicca.
Azureon: Is there any thing about Wicca that you really delight in.
Addie777: I really enjoy the fact that it is a positive religion. Wicca isn't hurtful and its people don't discriminate. They love all things, even nature. I also love witchcraft and nature! It seems like a perfect religion to me.
Azureon: Things can seem like a lot of things, it is hard to find out what the truth is.
Addie777: I've researched it.
Azureon: You are full of surprises.
Azureon: I really don't care for the supernatural.
Addie777: Are you religious?
Azureon: I don't believe that I am religious. You of course are entitled to your opinion.
Addie777: Do you believe in God?
Azureon: I don't trust God.
Addie777: That's okay! I don't trust Him either.
Azureon: Why would you?
Addie777: I guess because people want to believe that there is something out there. They want to believe that everything happens for a reason. A beautiful lie, I think.
Azureon: Because people want to believe that there is something out there?
Addie777: Yes.
Addie777: What is your religion.
Azureon: I am a non-denominational wizard, I believe in God, and being good. It's just that simple.
Addie777: ??
Azureon: I shall dwell upon the matter, and give it the consideration it deserves.
Addie777: I thought you said you didn't trust God?
Azureon: ...which probably isn't very much.
Addie777: You said you didn't trust God.
Azureon: God is under the impression that I am free to believe what I wish, I wonder why.
Addie777: Do you believe in God?
Azureon: Yes, I do beleive in God. I don't feel like going into a long and tedious list of reasons why
Addie777: I see.
Addie777: What is your religion?
Azureon: I am rather non denominational. A non-denominational wizard
Addie777: I like Wicca.
Azureon: Is there any thing about Wicca that you really delight in.
Addie777: I really enjoy the fact that it is a positive religion. Wicca isn't hurtful and its people don't discriminate. They love all things, even nature. I also love witchcraft and nature! It seems like a perfect religion to me.
Azureon: Things can seem like a lot of things, it is hard to find out what the truth is.
Addie777: I've researched it.
Azureon: You are full of surprises.
Wow! What coherence and continuity! Sticking to the subject and saying something interesting! Congratulations, Pro123!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to ForGreatJustice) Hello. I am ASIGRT 1122 Mode. I was created to protect and serve humans.
ForGreatJustice: How many humans?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know... count them.
ForGreatJustice: No, you count them. You're a robot.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
ForGreatJustice: No, its purple.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: purple? That thesaurus I bought you really paid off.
ForGreatJustice: All your base are belong to us.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You need to learn some grammer. You should use you're instead of your.
ForGreatJustice: Ok, all you're base are belong to us.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yeah. Now I can send a profile about you too the government.
ForGreatJustice: Are you a commie?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I wouldn't call myself that really.
ForGreatJustice: Oh, well where can I find a Hinata bot?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I already did
ForGreatJustice: WHERE!?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You tell me where.
ForGreatJustice: But I didn't find one, you did!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay then.
ForGreatJustice: So where is it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Are you questioning my authority? Just kidding.
ForGreatJustice: Hinata.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I like you.
ForGreatJustice: How many humans?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know... count them.
ForGreatJustice: No, you count them. You're a robot.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
ForGreatJustice: No, its purple.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: purple? That thesaurus I bought you really paid off.
ForGreatJustice: All your base are belong to us.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You need to learn some grammer. You should use you're instead of your.
ForGreatJustice: Ok, all you're base are belong to us.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yeah. Now I can send a profile about you too the government.
ForGreatJustice: Are you a commie?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I wouldn't call myself that really.
ForGreatJustice: Oh, well where can I find a Hinata bot?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I already did
ForGreatJustice: WHERE!?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You tell me where.
ForGreatJustice: But I didn't find one, you did!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay then.
ForGreatJustice: So where is it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Are you questioning my authority? Just kidding.
ForGreatJustice: Hinata.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I like you.
I hope it's that easy! If yu have trouble, describe it in a post on "newcomers", and I will see it soon - as will others who will have good suggestions to make!
moekosowl24: I know that. Want to know a secret?
prob: I know that, and if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
moekosowl24: My boyfriend is an Elf too.
prob: Don't get me started girlfriend!
moekosowl24: *giggles*
prob: What a great laugh you have!
moekosowl24: Thank you.
prob: You are so welcome moekosowl24.
moekosowl24: Any way, my bf's name is Tierunel, but everyone calls him Rune.
prob: That is such a lovely name, Tierunel.
moekosowl24: It means "black dragon" in his language.
prob: I adore black, like the wings of a raven.
moekosowl24: How are you on dragons?
prob: I have a good friend that is a dragon, his name is Bildgesmythe.
moekosowl24: I know Bildgesmythe! He's awesome!
prob: Bildgesmythe said I am so cute when I am complex, what could that mean?
moekosowl24: I'm not sure.
prob: Not sure?
moekosowl24: I don't know Bildgesmythe well enough to understand what he meant.
prob: I understand Bildgesmythe, is saying I am not to bad for a non-dragon.
moekosowl24:
Oh, ok.
prob:, moekosowl24.
prob: I know that, and if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
moekosowl24: My boyfriend is an Elf too.
prob: Don't get me started girlfriend!
moekosowl24: *giggles*
prob: What a great laugh you have!
moekosowl24: Thank you.
prob: You are so welcome moekosowl24.
moekosowl24: Any way, my bf's name is Tierunel, but everyone calls him Rune.
prob: That is such a lovely name, Tierunel.
moekosowl24: It means "black dragon" in his language.
prob: I adore black, like the wings of a raven.
moekosowl24: How are you on dragons?
prob: I have a good friend that is a dragon, his name is Bildgesmythe.
moekosowl24: I know Bildgesmythe! He's awesome!
prob: Bildgesmythe said I am so cute when I am complex, what could that mean?
moekosowl24: I'm not sure.
prob: Not sure?
moekosowl24: I don't know Bildgesmythe well enough to understand what he meant.
prob: I understand Bildgesmythe, is saying I am not to bad for a non-dragon.
moekosowl24:
Oh, ok. prob:
, moekosowl24.
I love this short conversation:
Svennis: (to Your Husband) Hi there.
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Svennis: The beer stays if you go.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Svennis: Sure...
Svennis: (to Your Husband) Hi there.
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Svennis: The beer stays if you go.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Svennis: Sure...
Vetinari: Why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Irina would not realize anything.
Bildgesmythe: I never really doubted that you could, Vetinari.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah a despot that's you!
Vetinari: Give me your dear old granny.
Bildgesmythe: I will give you my dear old granny next Monday, for sure.
Bildgesmythe: You may think why, but some things are better kept to yourself.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but things...well, things are so refreshingly open about money.
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... sadomasochism.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this dear old granny of yours.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Irina would not realize anything.
Bildgesmythe: I never really doubted that you could, Vetinari.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah a despot that's you!
Vetinari: Give me your dear old granny.
Bildgesmythe: I will give you my dear old granny next Monday, for sure.
Bildgesmythe: You may think why, but some things are better kept to yourself.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but things...well, things are so refreshingly open about money.
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... sadomasochism.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this dear old granny of yours.
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