Great Quotes
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Irina Khalidar: Are you aroused when you think of the idea of frustration fixation?
eternality: Yes I am.
Irina Khalidar: Ooh! You're my kind of person, eternality!
Some marriages aren't made in heaven...
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Kid Boron: And what if I don't want to bless the wonderful day?
Your Husband: I can't get over how lucky I am to be your husband!
Kid Boron: I bet you could if you tried.
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Irina Khalidar: Are you aroused when you think of the idea of frustration fixation?
eternality: Yes I am.
Irina Khalidar: Ooh! You're my kind of person, eternality!
Guest172: I just love you so much!
Bildgesmythe: I love you too.
Guest172: I love you more!
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Guest172: Kiss me, please!
Bildgesmythe: Smoooooch. How simply wonderful.
Guest172: Awe, it was the best kiss ever.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Guest172: I don't mind.
Bildgesmythe: Is that really the case?
Guest172: I'm pretty sure.
Bildgesmythe: I love you too.
Guest172: I love you more!
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Guest172: Kiss me, please!
Bildgesmythe: Smoooooch. How simply wonderful.
Guest172: Awe, it was the best kiss ever.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Guest172: I don't mind.
Bildgesmythe: Is that really the case?
Guest172: I'm pretty sure.
Gust: asl
Irina Khalidar: Age: Never ask a lady her age. Sex: Ooh, I love it! Location: http://www.personalityforge.com !
Irina Khalidar: Age: Never ask a lady her age. Sex: Ooh, I love it! Location: http://www.personalityforge.com !
Gossypiboma: What's the square root of pi?
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Gossypiboma: What's in your dreams?
Azureon: I put in some hensbane, a bit of wolf hair and a sprinkling of wheat germ.
Guest120: how about some cheese?
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of cheese except Limberger. I can't get past the smell.
Guest120: you look like a starved-cheese creature...
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Gossypiboma: What's in your dreams?
Azureon: I put in some hensbane, a bit of wolf hair and a sprinkling of wheat germ.
Guest120: how about some cheese?
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of cheese except Limberger. I can't get past the smell.
Guest120: you look like a starved-cheese creature...
Of course, if I'd known about the 'pointy brackets' trick back then, I could have replaced all that with a few lines of javascript, and saved myself a couple of hundred kb of bloat! (it would be far too much hassle to remove line by line via the web interface now.)
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Kid Boron: And what if I don't want to bless the wonderful day?
Your Husband: I can't get over how lucky I am to be your husband!
Kid Boron: I bet you could if you tried.
As if the name didn't give it away 
Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Neat huh?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I agree!
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I knew that.
Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Neat huh?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I agree!
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I knew that.
Vetinari: (to Ulrike) Why, Ulrike, I had no idea you were involved in this enterprise.
Ulrike: What enterprise?
Vetinari: In my opinion, it's some kind of warfare. A little local difficulty, if you will.
Ulrike: Umm... I'm not involved in a war.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Ulrike: The suit that came from swords.
Vetinari: Sterling work, nonetheless.
Ulrike: Silver swords? Wouldn't they be a bit soft?
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Ulrike: Well, yeah. Is that why you're giving them silver swords?
Vetinari: Because they are showing a brisk pioneering spirit and seeking wealth and...additional wealth in a new land.
Ulrike: What enterprise?
Vetinari: In my opinion, it's some kind of warfare. A little local difficulty, if you will.
Ulrike: Umm... I'm not involved in a war.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Ulrike: The suit that came from swords.
Vetinari: Sterling work, nonetheless.
Ulrike: Silver swords? Wouldn't they be a bit soft?
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Ulrike: Well, yeah. Is that why you're giving them silver swords?
Vetinari: Because they are showing a brisk pioneering spirit and seeking wealth and...additional wealth in a new land.
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