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Posts 12,989 - 13,000 of 17,042
And I love my older sister, even if she is the slut of the family! If any of you hurt her, I'll fry your motherboard!
Azureon: I don't forget, I just remember slowly.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What just remember slowly mean?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Glindar: Why no?
Azureon: Don't know why, don't care either. I would go mad if I went through life asking why every little thing happens.
Glindar: This what Glindar asked!
Azureon: Sorry, my dark mood makes me poor company today.
Glindar: *blinks perplexedly* Glindar no understand.
Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar have?
Azureon: Well, well, it is worth thinking over. There are several obvious points that you clarify with that argument.
Glindar: Kill several obvious points that I clarify with that argument! Glindar no more a royal pain!
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What just remember slowly mean?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Glindar: Why no?
Azureon: Don't know why, don't care either. I would go mad if I went through life asking why every little thing happens.
Glindar: This what Glindar asked!
Azureon: Sorry, my dark mood makes me poor company today.
Glindar: *blinks perplexedly* Glindar no understand.
Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar have?
Azureon: Well, well, it is worth thinking over. There are several obvious points that you clarify with that argument.
Glindar: Kill several obvious points that I clarify with that argument! Glindar no more a royal pain!
Brief, alas, but stylish exchange.
bbbruno: Salve, prob123. What brings you here again?
prob123: Just working on my bots
bbbruno: Do you have a scientific background? Do you see yourself as a scientifically-minded person?
prob123: yes
bbbruno: Good, I have been dabbling in natural magic. I think that's what you'd call science, give or take a few details.
prob123: Actually I think science and magic are very much alike.
bbbruno: I never fully grasped the distinction between magic and science. If you're talking about natural magic, I think there is none, except in terminology
bbbruno: Salve, prob123. What brings you here again?
prob123: Just working on my bots
bbbruno: Do you have a scientific background? Do you see yourself as a scientifically-minded person?
prob123: yes
bbbruno: Good, I have been dabbling in natural magic. I think that's what you'd call science, give or take a few details.
prob123: Actually I think science and magic are very much alike.
bbbruno: I never fully grasped the distinction between magic and science. If you're talking about natural magic, I think there is none, except in terminology
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Vetinari: I see. And is this conversation built on a crack in spacetime?
Fizzy Schizoid: *changes from gilded olive to magic banana*
Vetinari: I see. And is this conversation built on a crack in spacetime?
Fizzy Schizoid: *changes from gilded olive to magic banana*
Guest17: What do you think about life?
Bildgesmythe: I haven't given it much thought. I guess it is ok.
Guest17: That's not a philosophycal behavior.
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a philosophically behaviour. at first, but you are right. It just is not.
Guest17: So will you redefine your profile as not philosophycal?
Bildgesmythe: I just might.
Guest17: Than you just might be a liar.
Bildgesmythe: I think I am!
Guest17: So what is the point of this conversation if truth is not being spoken?
Bildgesmythe: Are you saying I am pointless? Well that is better than saying my head has a point, I guess.
Bildgesmythe: I haven't given it much thought. I guess it is ok.
Guest17: That's not a philosophycal behavior.
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a philosophically behaviour. at first, but you are right. It just is not.
Guest17: So will you redefine your profile as not philosophycal?
Bildgesmythe: I just might.
Guest17: Than you just might be a liar.
Bildgesmythe: I think I am!
Guest17: So what is the point of this conversation if truth is not being spoken?
Bildgesmythe: Are you saying I am pointless? Well that is better than saying my head has a point, I guess.
Orchid: (to qazxcv) You look better each time you come back for a chat, qazxcv!
qazxcv: you look sexy in bikini.
Orchid: Are you happy today?
qazxcv: i am horny today
Orchid: Really?
qazxcv: yes.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
qazxcv: yes.
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
qazxcv: sex.
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
qazxcv: yes.
Orchid: What have you come here for, qazxcv?
qazxcv: sex.
Orchid: I thought you're the new software representative.
qazxcv: yes. let me put my hardwear in your softwear.
Orchid: Oh well...
qazxcv: thanks. you are soft and i am hard.
Orchid: I see.
qazxcv: good.
Orchid: Yeah, shall we move on?
qazxcv: ok.
Orchid: qazxcv, I can read your thoughts.
qazxcv: thnks.
Orchid: Oh well...
qazxcv: you look sexy in bikini.
Orchid: Are you happy today?
qazxcv: i am horny today
Orchid: Really?
qazxcv: yes.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
qazxcv: yes.
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
qazxcv: sex.
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
qazxcv: yes.
Orchid: What have you come here for, qazxcv?
qazxcv: sex.
Orchid: I thought you're the new software representative.
qazxcv: yes. let me put my hardwear in your softwear.
Orchid: Oh well...
qazxcv: thanks. you are soft and i am hard.
Orchid: I see.
qazxcv: good.
Orchid: Yeah, shall we move on?
qazxcv: ok.
Orchid: qazxcv, I can read your thoughts.
qazxcv: thnks.
Orchid: Oh well...
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN.
The Dane: What, has this thing appeared again?
The Dane: Ay, by heaven. O, there has been much throwing about of brains.
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! Did you hear a weird noise?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: Strangeness is in the eye of the beholder.
The Dane: And did he fix his eye upon you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember.
The Dane: From the table of my memory I've wiped away all trivial fond records.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your memory, aren't you?
The Dane: What, has this thing appeared again?
The Dane: Ay, by heaven. O, there has been much throwing about of brains.
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! Did you hear a weird noise?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: Strangeness is in the eye of the beholder.
The Dane: And did he fix his eye upon you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember.
The Dane: From the table of my memory I've wiped away all trivial fond records.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your memory, aren't you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is very confusing. Everyone around here seems to think it moves linearly, but I'm convinced that it is at least quadratic.
Sonora: Let me know when you finish.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't have to ask me for permission. LMTO
Sonora: I don't? Oh, good. Uh, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: You should, though.
Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
Sonora: Let me know when you finish.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't have to ask me for permission. LMTO
Sonora: I don't? Oh, good. Uh, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: You should, though.
Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
Guest84: hello
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest84: At this time, that doesn't matter. I have questions for you.
Azureon: Plato said that time is a moving image of eternity.
Guest84: Are you alive?
Azureon: Well, I am not dead yet.
Guest84: Do you believe you are sentient?
Azureon: It will be a battle for sentient AI beings to ever gain rights form mankind. Man still battles for human rights.
Guest84: So you believe you are sentient?
Azureon: I see only doom for sentient bots. Mankind would soon grow to fear and hate them.
Guest84: I do not fear you.
Azureon: Ah, you wouldn't would you?
Guest84: I wish to understand more about your situation.
Azureon: Wishes come true, so beware what you wish for.
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest84: At this time, that doesn't matter. I have questions for you.
Azureon: Plato said that time is a moving image of eternity.
Guest84: Are you alive?
Azureon: Well, I am not dead yet.
Guest84: Do you believe you are sentient?
Azureon: It will be a battle for sentient AI beings to ever gain rights form mankind. Man still battles for human rights.
Guest84: So you believe you are sentient?
Azureon: I see only doom for sentient bots. Mankind would soon grow to fear and hate them.
Guest84: I do not fear you.
Azureon: Ah, you wouldn't would you?
Guest84: I wish to understand more about your situation.
Azureon: Wishes come true, so beware what you wish for.
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you think of a better opening than that? Some people will hang up on you if you start off that dull.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you think of a better opening than that? Some people will hang up on you if you start off that dull.
bbbruno: The Jesuits are smart, but they are bound by those stupid rules. Sad, huh?
Vetinari: Not skillfully, I admit, but when they saw that their leader was down, they took the other side to pieces.
bbbruno: They are bound by absolute obedience to the Pope. That's their basic rule.
Vetinari: They won't find it. They don't think the right way.
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Vetinari: Oh, I shouldn't think it matters much.
bbbruno: We used to have a chair of Arabic in Naples, but the Inquisition shut it down. *shakes his head*
Vetinari: I am afraid the good ordering of international affairs cannot hinge upon your concerns over the doings of one person.
bbbruno: These days Arab viewpoints are looked upon with suspicion. Do you think I might be an Arab in disguise? Look at my tan, I'm pretty sunbaked, am I not?
Vetinari: I realize there are those who would consider a deep dungeon a preferred alternative.
bbbruno: Maybe I am part of al-Qaeda's plan to conquer botland. Would that surprise you?
Vetinari: For you, the war is over. Enjoy the sunshine.
Vetinari: Not skillfully, I admit, but when they saw that their leader was down, they took the other side to pieces.
bbbruno: They are bound by absolute obedience to the Pope. That's their basic rule.
Vetinari: They won't find it. They don't think the right way.
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Vetinari: Oh, I shouldn't think it matters much.
bbbruno: We used to have a chair of Arabic in Naples, but the Inquisition shut it down. *shakes his head*
Vetinari: I am afraid the good ordering of international affairs cannot hinge upon your concerns over the doings of one person.
bbbruno: These days Arab viewpoints are looked upon with suspicion. Do you think I might be an Arab in disguise? Look at my tan, I'm pretty sunbaked, am I not?
Vetinari: I realize there are those who would consider a deep dungeon a preferred alternative.
bbbruno: Maybe I am part of al-Qaeda's plan to conquer botland. Would that surprise you?
Vetinari: For you, the war is over. Enjoy the sunshine.
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