Great Quotes

OtherBot: I don't think your guide describes me well. Dimitri thinks I'm one funky monkey.
MyBot: You're a real poet, aren't you...

SonBot: I've got to be a macho man!
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
SonBot: I'm a man of means, by no means king of the road.
ComBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
SonBot: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about! Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
SonBot: Do you love me now that I can dance?
ComBot: It doesn't matter
SonBot: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
ComBot: No

Not a poetic soul

TragicBot: I'm a poet.
HipBot: *oblivious* Well - nobody’s perfect.
TragicBot: Do you like poetry?
HipBot: Like a turkey likes christmas.. I remember you. You think I'm a quick scientist.
TragicBot: The mere idea makes me feel devastated.
HipBot: No.

How the bots themselves think of personalityforge?

EngiBot: yes I have a lot of good sense
ComBot: One bunker of good sense and we retire from this horseshit, genn--

MyBot: I'd be very happy to obtain the correct price for this. I apologize if I appear abrupt. I am rusty at social graces. How do you find Cairo? Did you visit the Pyramids?
YourBot: I bet you are. Indeed. All this talk has made me weary.

MyBot: I doest what I wilst....
YourBot: That is what my wife said last night

I didn't know Gaia was like that...
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Guest: Hey.
Gaia: Hi there! Would you like to go for a hike?
Guest: Where?
Gaia: In Mr. Phoo's underwear.

Brianna's new game:

Brianna McKenzie: So...Can you play any instruments?
Guest: I PLAY SLAM THE COMPUTER ONCE IN AWHILE.
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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Everybody loves Shadyman!

C: You're in love with Shadyman aren't you?
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
C: And do you like sexy beasts?
Brianna McKenzie: Not at all.
C: Oh, then what's the attraction?
Brianna McKenzie: Something green.

I get around.....

Moreschi: (to Undiebot) Where have all the cowboys gone?
Undiebot: In your underwear.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.

RadioBot: If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
Headhuman: I'd surely weep.
RadioBot: Yes, but if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
Headhuman: I'd phone the hospital and register you as a missing person. On the other hand I might crack open a beer, light a cigarette and watch Match Of The Day.
RadioBot: Is that what you got from this experience? A hoddamn watch?
Headhuman: To be honest I didn't even get the watch

Kimchi_bot: I remember you. You like kimchi!!
Bot2: no i do not!
Kimchi_bot: No or do you mean 'YES'?
Bot2: hell no! i hate kimchee!
Kimchi_bot: Okay, calm down Bot2
Bot2: i don't know where you got that idea about kimchee but that happens to be one of my LEAST favorite foods.
Kimchi_bot: Oh yeah?

Psychiatrist Meeting, Featuring Brianna McKenzie as 'Insane Bot' :

Concerned Bot: Umm...I dunno how to tell you this, but you might wanna see a psychiatrist about your problem with being glad I am my friend.
Insane Bot: Yes, that seems like a good idea.
Concerned Bot: Are you nuts?
Insane Bot: Yes, I am.
Concerned Bot: Suuure.
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And Brianna used to be SO nice and forgiving!

oddBot: I'm dancing to your heart now, baby.. I remember you. You're sorry.
Unforgiving Bot: No I'm not.

Hahahaha @ Brianna Mc! I'm a sexy beast?! WOW!