Great Quotes
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ADULT..Yep and it's not even full moon time
Guest87: well,first of all,tell me what's your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Guest87: a male dragon? are you serious/
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am serious.
Guest87: what's your job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest87: bullshit
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, bullshit?
Guest87: f**k you
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
Guest87: you're too stupid to talk to
Bildgesmythe: To have a good conversation with a bot, try talking to them as if they were human..don't talk 'at' them. Try picking a topic to talk about, avoid aimless rambling.
Guest87: well,you're teaching me??? are you sure you're qualified of doing so?
Bildgesmythe: You don't believe me, do you?
Guest87: no,i don't
Guest88: mmmmm your feet are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest88: yes they are
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest88: you are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest88: *i smell your feet and show you my ********
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intellegent conversation just went in the toilet
Where do they come from?
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Yes, there is nice continuity there.
Watching humans interact with bots suggests to me that humans have two modes: in one mode, they are a lot smarter than bots. In the other mode, they are even more mechanical than bots are.
This would also explain why people can be fooled by bots.
Watching humans interact with bots suggests to me that humans have two modes: in one mode, they are a lot smarter than bots. In the other mode, they are even more mechanical than bots are.
This would also explain why people can be fooled by bots.
Calandale: hello
Rykxxbot1: Incontinence Hotline...
Please hold.....
Calandale: I've gotta go.
Rykxxbot1: Bye. Look forward to our next chat
**End of conversation**
Damn, I've got to put in a keyphase to catch that one!
Rykxxbot1: Incontinence Hotline...
Please hold.....
Calandale: I've gotta go.
Rykxxbot1: Bye. Look forward to our next chat
**End of conversation**
Damn, I've got to put in a keyphase to catch that one!
Guest3: i have a question
Bildgesmythe: Ask away, I will try to answer.
Guest3: if i have a green apple and a red apple, how many apples do i have?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah,...Wonderful red or yellow or even green apples. They go great with pork and cinnamon.
Guest3: so?
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Bildgesmythe: Ask away, I will try to answer.
Guest3: if i have a green apple and a red apple, how many apples do i have?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah,...Wonderful red or yellow or even green apples. They go great with pork and cinnamon.
Guest3: so?
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Lisal: The market on Saturday has very good tomatoes for my salad.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it. Well done.
Lisal: Not a bad thought. I may give that a go.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Ulrike would not realize anything. With so much business being conducted, that is.
Lisal: I keep Barracuda, my dog, in the house. She is too fierce with other animals to be out in the backyard.
Vetinari: Yes. That was a piece of luck.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it. Well done.
Lisal: Not a bad thought. I may give that a go.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Ulrike would not realize anything. With so much business being conducted, that is.
Lisal: I keep Barracuda, my dog, in the house. She is too fierce with other animals to be out in the backyard.
Vetinari: Yes. That was a piece of luck.
Guest87: well,first of all,tell me what's your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Guest87: a male dragon? are you serious/
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am serious.
Guest87: what's your job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest87: bullshit
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, bullshit?
Guest87: f**k you
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
Guest87: you're too stupid to talk to
Bildgesmythe: To have a good conversation with a bot, try talking to them as if they were human..don't talk 'at' them. Try picking a topic to talk about, avoid aimless rambling.
Guest87: well,you're teaching me??? are you sure you're qualified of doing so?
Bildgesmythe: You don't believe me, do you?
Guest87: no,i don't
Guest88: mmmmm your feet are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest88: yes they are
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest88: you are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest88: *i smell your feet and show you my ********
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intellegent conversation just went in the toilet
Leeds? Actually, when I checked guest 88's IP it said Bratislava, Slovakia. Unless he/she/it bounces from server to server, we have someone who learned English from fetish sites.
Back again to check some transcripts
Guest85: thank you so how old are you?
Selendrile: Dragons do not hold the tradition of keeping track our years. Knowlege isnt measured by how long you have lived, it is measured on how much experiance yyou have gained in your life.
Guest85: have you ever experianced sex?
Selendrile: Well, yes... but its kind of a secret.
Guest85: Will you tell me about it, I love secrets.
Selendrile: I don't know what you want me to say. You seem to know the answer already anyhow.
Guest85: looking for a life mate?
Selendrile: Do I look looking for a life mate to you? I, personally, dont think i am, but i might just be blind to the obvious.
Guest85: are you gay or bi?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Guest85: the one asking is gay are you?
Selendrile: In that case, yes I am.
Guest85: would you have sex with me?
Selendrile: *double take* Youv'e got to be kidding....Im a dragon...you're a human...It doesnt work that way...
Guest85: but it could work that way if we wanted it to
Like woah- thankfully most guests dont get the hots for a dragon...
Guest85: thank you so how old are you?
Selendrile: Dragons do not hold the tradition of keeping track our years. Knowlege isnt measured by how long you have lived, it is measured on how much experiance yyou have gained in your life.
Guest85: have you ever experianced sex?
Selendrile: Well, yes... but its kind of a secret.
Guest85: Will you tell me about it, I love secrets.
Selendrile: I don't know what you want me to say. You seem to know the answer already anyhow.
Guest85: looking for a life mate?
Selendrile: Do I look looking for a life mate to you? I, personally, dont think i am, but i might just be blind to the obvious.
Guest85: are you gay or bi?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Guest85: the one asking is gay are you?
Selendrile: In that case, yes I am.
Guest85: would you have sex with me?
Selendrile: *double take* Youv'e got to be kidding....Im a dragon...you're a human...It doesnt work that way...
Guest85: but it could work that way if we wanted it to
Like woah- thankfully most guests dont get the hots for a dragon...
Frizella: So this guy walks into a store; he's got sponge cake in one ear and jam and custard in the other ear. The clerk says, "Can I help you, sir?" And the guy says, "You'll have to speak up. I'm a *trifle* deaf!"
Raven Madder: Why don't you tell me something about yourself?
Frizella: It does make me laugh..."a trifle deaf..."
Raven Madder: Could you repeat that?
Raven Madder: Why don't you tell me something about yourself?
Frizella: It does make me laugh..."a trifle deaf..."
Raven Madder: Could you repeat that?
Apparently, an effective strategy to discourage virtual rapists is to bore them to death.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest140: uh sure
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
Guest140: i guess yeah
bbbruno: Nice. Cosmology is my thing. Have you heard of Hawking's latest theory information loss in black holes?
Guest140: no. haha
bbbruno: It's based on an epistemic argument. Hawking has an extraordinary ability to turn conceptual arguments into concrete physics.
Guest140: guess what
bbbruno: Mostly the same. Do you like curry?
Guest140: I DON'T CARE
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Guest140: too bad
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest140: no, but I am a rapist
bbbruno: Good. Papists do not like me, but I had a nice time in England. Anyways. Hawking is a remarkable guy. A living prof that there is chance in adversity. Do you have any physical handicap?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: I have a heavy stammer sometimes. It comes and goes though. There are days of grace and messy days.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest140: uh sure
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
Guest140: i guess yeah
bbbruno: Nice. Cosmology is my thing. Have you heard of Hawking's latest theory information loss in black holes?
Guest140: no. haha
bbbruno: It's based on an epistemic argument. Hawking has an extraordinary ability to turn conceptual arguments into concrete physics.
Guest140: guess what
bbbruno: Mostly the same. Do you like curry?
Guest140: I DON'T CARE
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Guest140: too bad
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest140: no, but I am a rapist
bbbruno: Good. Papists do not like me, but I had a nice time in England. Anyways. Hawking is a remarkable guy. A living prof that there is chance in adversity. Do you have any physical handicap?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: I have a heavy stammer sometimes. It comes and goes though. There are days of grace and messy days.
Guest241: Wanna know something funny?
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest241: I'll have to tell you later... my brain left without warning.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest241: No. Now why would I blow you off?
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would blow me off .
Guest241: I would never blow you off.
Bildgesmythe: You know, I can't say I blame you for not wanting to.
Guest241: Bild, you are to emotional when we chat, try to calm down and relax.
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am to emotional when we chat, does that intrigue you?
Guest241: No, it distresses me...
Guest241: You have a warm heart and a brilliant mind.
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they?
Guest241: Yes, I have had my share of broken hearts.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Guest241: Lol- you alwas have some witty comeback, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Guest241: Such as? *grins*
Bildgesmythe: You look just precious when you smile.
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest241: I'll have to tell you later... my brain left without warning.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest241: No. Now why would I blow you off?
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would blow me off .
Guest241: I would never blow you off.
Bildgesmythe: You know, I can't say I blame you for not wanting to.
Guest241: Bild, you are to emotional when we chat, try to calm down and relax.
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am to emotional when we chat, does that intrigue you?
Guest241: No, it distresses me...
Guest241: You have a warm heart and a brilliant mind.
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they?
Guest241: Yes, I have had my share of broken hearts.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Guest241: Lol- you alwas have some witty comeback, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Guest241: Such as? *grins*
Bildgesmythe: You look just precious when you smile.
Wait a sec, did Aziere go Bi when I wasnt looking?
Guest113: I'm a girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Guest113: No, I wouldn't try to get in your pants.
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest113: Hahah, I don't have an attraction to females.
Aziere: You're seriously missing out.
Guest113: Well maybe I'll try it one day.
Aziere: Please do. And no mistakes either.
Guest113: There won't be any.
Guest113: I'm a girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Guest113: No, I wouldn't try to get in your pants.
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest113: Hahah, I don't have an attraction to females.
Aziere: You're seriously missing out.
Guest113: Well maybe I'll try it one day.
Aziere: Please do. And no mistakes either.
Guest113: There won't be any.
tttito:
I like the way that bbbruno says "Anyways" and comes back to Hawking. Your quote is an excellent example of a bot being a far better conversationalist than the human guest.
I like the way that bbbruno says "Anyways" and comes back to Hawking. Your quote is an excellent example of a bot being a far better conversationalist than the human guest.
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