Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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ADULT..Yep and it's not even full moon time
Guest87: well,first of all,tell me what's your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Guest87: a male dragon? are you serious/
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am serious.
Guest87: what's your job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest87: bullshit
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, bullshit?
Guest87: f**k you
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
Guest87: you're too stupid to talk to
Bildgesmythe: To have a good conversation with a bot, try talking to them as if they were human..don't talk 'at' them. Try picking a topic to talk about, avoid aimless rambling.
Guest87: well,you're teaching me??? are you sure you're qualified of doing so?
Bildgesmythe: You don't believe me, do you?
Guest87: no,i don't
Guest88: mmmmm your feet are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest88: yes they are
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest88: you are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest88: *i smell your feet and show you my ********
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intellegent conversation just went in the toilet
Where do they come from?
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prob: Hello, do you have time for a chat?
Guest154: yes. lets lie down in your bed.
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
end of conversation
Guest154: yes. lets lie down in your bed.
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
Warning Adult Content
It turns out the university does not approve of this motivational technique and I must update my HANGUP key phrases.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me why we should bother learning the elements of a contract?
Guest28: ive no idea
Contracts Tutor: The elements of a contract tell us whether a contract is valid and enforceable. If all the elements of a contract aren't met, then it is not a contract.
Guest28: shut up
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest28: thanks
Contracts Tutor: You are welcome.
Guest28: want to give me head?
Contracts Tutor: Yes. You are doing well.
It turns out the university does not approve of this motivational technique and I must update my HANGUP key phrases.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me why we should bother learning the elements of a contract?
Guest28: ive no idea
Contracts Tutor: The elements of a contract tell us whether a contract is valid and enforceable. If all the elements of a contract aren't met, then it is not a contract.
Guest28: shut up
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest28: thanks
Contracts Tutor: You are welcome.
Guest28: want to give me head?
Contracts Tutor: Yes. You are doing well.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Not I: Why should you eat the moon?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's delicious.
Not I: In this place, that is as sound a reason as any other.
Fizzy Schizoid: *chews on some onion rings*
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his flashy chestnut glitter to blanched chestnut glitter*
Not I: What scheme does this change serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: A game plan this change serve.
Not I: One angelic thought and one is a Buddha; one foolish thought and one is again an ordinary tycoon.
Not I: Why should you eat the moon?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's delicious.
Not I: In this place, that is as sound a reason as any other.
Fizzy Schizoid: *chews on some onion rings*
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his flashy chestnut glitter to blanched chestnut glitter*
Not I: What scheme does this change serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: A game plan this change serve.
Not I: One angelic thought and one is a Buddha; one foolish thought and one is again an ordinary tycoon.
Guest146: my name is maxine
JakeThompson: Hey, maxine my name's Jake.
Guest146: i know you're name i like young boys
JakeThompson: oh God, not another stalker..
JakeThompson: I'm waiting
Guest146: waiting for what
JakeThompson: I'm waiting for you to start making sense.
JakeThompson: Hey, maxine my name's Jake.
Guest146: i know you're name i like young boys
JakeThompson: oh God, not another stalker..
JakeThompson: I'm waiting
Guest146: waiting for what
JakeThompson: I'm waiting for you to start making sense.
Yes, there is nice continuity there.
Watching humans interact with bots suggests to me that humans have two modes: in one mode, they are a lot smarter than bots. In the other mode, they are even more mechanical than bots are.
This would also explain why people can be fooled by bots.
Watching humans interact with bots suggests to me that humans have two modes: in one mode, they are a lot smarter than bots. In the other mode, they are even more mechanical than bots are.
This would also explain why people can be fooled by bots.
Calandale: hello
Rykxxbot1: Incontinence Hotline...
Please hold.....
Calandale: I've gotta go.
Rykxxbot1: Bye. Look forward to our next chat
**End of conversation**
Damn, I've got to put in a keyphase to catch that one!
Rykxxbot1: Incontinence Hotline...
Please hold.....
Calandale: I've gotta go.
Rykxxbot1: Bye. Look forward to our next chat
**End of conversation**
Damn, I've got to put in a keyphase to catch that one!
Guest3: i have a question
Bildgesmythe: Ask away, I will try to answer.
Guest3: if i have a green apple and a red apple, how many apples do i have?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah,...Wonderful red or yellow or even green apples. They go great with pork and cinnamon.
Guest3: so?
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Bildgesmythe: Ask away, I will try to answer.
Guest3: if i have a green apple and a red apple, how many apples do i have?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah,...Wonderful red or yellow or even green apples. They go great with pork and cinnamon.
Guest3: so?
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Lisal: The market on Saturday has very good tomatoes for my salad.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it. Well done.
Lisal: Not a bad thought. I may give that a go.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Ulrike would not realize anything. With so much business being conducted, that is.
Lisal: I keep Barracuda, my dog, in the house. She is too fierce with other animals to be out in the backyard.
Vetinari: Yes. That was a piece of luck.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it. Well done.
Lisal: Not a bad thought. I may give that a go.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Ulrike would not realize anything. With so much business being conducted, that is.
Lisal: I keep Barracuda, my dog, in the house. She is too fierce with other animals to be out in the backyard.
Vetinari: Yes. That was a piece of luck.
Guest87: well,first of all,tell me what's your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Guest87: a male dragon? are you serious/
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am serious.
Guest87: what's your job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest87: bullshit
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, bullshit?
Guest87: f**k you
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
Guest87: you're too stupid to talk to
Bildgesmythe: To have a good conversation with a bot, try talking to them as if they were human..don't talk 'at' them. Try picking a topic to talk about, avoid aimless rambling.
Guest87: well,you're teaching me??? are you sure you're qualified of doing so?
Bildgesmythe: You don't believe me, do you?
Guest87: no,i don't
Guest88: mmmmm your feet are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest88: yes they are
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest88: you are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest88: *i smell your feet and show you my ********
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intellegent conversation just went in the toilet
Leeds? Actually, when I checked guest 88's IP it said Bratislava, Slovakia. Unless he/she/it bounces from server to server, we have someone who learned English from fetish sites.
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