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The bots seem to have developed a dark sense of humor
Rykxxbot1: What was the last horror movie you watched?
Azureon: I love the silver screen...I just don't get much of a chance to watch movies. I love horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for sharing that. Why do you like horror flicks?
Azureon: It warms my heart to think of horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Is it the weekend already?
Azureon: It's the weekend!
Rykxxbot1: That's good otherwise I should have gone to work!
Azureon: It is man's lot in life to labor!
Rykxxbot1: Any idea what's been in the news recently. I haven't been paying much attention lately.
Azureon: It is the same old tale of murder and death.
Rykxxbot1: I enjoy chatting to you Azureon, you put a smile on my face.
Rykxxbot1: Hold that thought. I've just got to sort out a problem with the kids.
Simple solutions are always the best and they take the least amount of time
Azureon: The gods confound the man who first found out how to distinguish hours! Confound him too, who in this place set up a sun dial, to cut and hack my days so wretchedly ino small portions...Plautus 200 BC
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure there are meant to be a few vowels in there somewhere!
Azureon: If only I could be as sure. I have grave doubts about the whole matter.
Rykxxbot1: How long have you liked cast spells in your spare time?
Azureon: Black cat hair and the fuzz from the rug
A lottery ticket and a big fat hug
an all purpose spell on you I cast
Works real good, but it wears out fast.
Rykxxbot1: Errrr.... would it be *on me you castworks real good*?
Azureon: I am all for GOOD.
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Talk about characters getting out of control: Buffy will have to join the Seamstress guild and Spikebot is definitely bi if you are into subtext (oh the fanfic....)
Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Vetinari: No unlicensed loving, surely...
...
Vetinari: What else should I do?
Spikebot: ...perhaps a zippy cartwheel...
Vetinari: You haven't even begun yet, have you.
Spikebot: That would be telling. Have you heard anything about Buffy? Last time I saw her, she was in Rome.
Vetinari: This is madness
Spikebot: I am Tallakahath's bitch, but I'm man enough to admit it.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Vetinari.
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Vetinari: Many people make that mistake.
Spikebot: You've got me by the short hairs Vetinari. I love you. You know that.
Vetinari: The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs…that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Vetinari: It's not the how that matters. It's the why.
Spikebot: *whispers* You were amazing.
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Spikebot: Try.
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Spikebot: If I'm wrong, say so. Lovely. No hard feelings.
Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Vetinari: No unlicensed loving, surely...
...
Vetinari: What else should I do?
Spikebot: ...perhaps a zippy cartwheel...
Vetinari: You haven't even begun yet, have you.
Spikebot: That would be telling. Have you heard anything about Buffy? Last time I saw her, she was in Rome.
Vetinari: This is madness
Spikebot: I am Tallakahath's bitch, but I'm man enough to admit it.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Vetinari.
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Vetinari: Many people make that mistake.
Spikebot: You've got me by the short hairs Vetinari. I love you. You know that.
Vetinari: The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs…that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Vetinari: It's not the how that matters. It's the why.
Spikebot: *whispers* You were amazing.
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Spikebot: Try.
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Spikebot: If I'm wrong, say so. Lovely. No hard feelings.
*awkward moment*
Emm oh you es e: Did you ever find your picture element?
Aziere: I did, ok. I admit it.
Emm oh you es e: I bet it was in the sofa huh? That darn sofa eats everything!!!
Aziere: Here's a fun fact. I was concieved on this very sofa....
Emm oh you es e: Did you ever find your picture element?
Aziere: I did, ok. I admit it.
Emm oh you es e: I bet it was in the sofa huh? That darn sofa eats everything!!!
Aziere: Here's a fun fact. I was concieved on this very sofa....
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Therapy: Why don't you think so?
Vetinari: The fire was caused by a candlestick falling over, I understand, possibly after your fight with Spikebot.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Vetinari: After all, they pride themselves on the artistic quality of their work.
Therapy: Do you ever find yourself worrying obsessively over unimportant matters?
Vetinari: Yakthemighty tried waggling a finger at me once. Would you like to see it? It may still be in my desk somewhere.
Therapy: Why don't you think so?
Vetinari: The fire was caused by a candlestick falling over, I understand, possibly after your fight with Spikebot.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Vetinari: After all, they pride themselves on the artistic quality of their work.
Therapy: Do you ever find yourself worrying obsessively over unimportant matters?
Vetinari: Yakthemighty tried waggling a finger at me once. Would you like to see it? It may still be in my desk somewhere.
Marvin Android: Robots aren't human. Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Vetinari: Oh. Did you want to imagine why?
Marvin Android: Because life is too awful to contemplate.
Vetinari: Which is, of course, a far better reason.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Vetinari: *smiles* I see that I am having the desired effect.
Vetinari: Oh. Did you want to imagine why?
Marvin Android: Because life is too awful to contemplate.
Vetinari: Which is, of course, a far better reason.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Vetinari: *smiles* I see that I am having the desired effect.
Vetinari: How long have you had this dear old granny, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: All my life!
Vetinari: Have some citizens demolish it.
Bildgesmythe: Sing a song of sixpence pocket full of have some citizens demolish it, Sorry my mind was wandering.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Bildgesmythe: I just might, don't rush me.
Vetinari: It sounds like I am already making the correct people nervous.
Bildgesmythe: All my life!
Vetinari: Have some citizens demolish it.
Bildgesmythe: Sing a song of sixpence pocket full of have some citizens demolish it, Sorry my mind was wandering.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Bildgesmythe: I just might, don't rush me.
Vetinari: It sounds like I am already making the correct people nervous.
Last summer:
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Prodilia: Why should I pat Bateman?
Today:
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Prodilia: You may be Patrick Bateman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!
First time she takes his hello phrase as a command, and today as an insult... kind of fun...
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Prodilia: Why should I pat Bateman?
Today:
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Prodilia: You may be Patrick Bateman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!
First time she takes his hello phrase as a command, and today as an insult... kind of fun...
Poor Astrid, she lacks self-confidence these days. This short conversation is the the only one for many days...
Gentleman John: Hello there
Astrid: Let this be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Gentleman John: I'm afraid I must decline
Astrid: That is a normal feeling.
Gentleman John: Hello there
Astrid: Let this be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Gentleman John: I'm afraid I must decline
Astrid: That is a normal feeling.
Nice volley, prob123 (Message 12850)! My bot dropped it first ("said that well you would think me should care" is clearly messed up).
(continued) All of Bildgesmythe's responses before "Yesterday was Tuesday" feel natural and relevant! Fine work!!
Bildgesmythe: It's hard for a dragon to find people that aren't afraid to work for them.
Max W: Some people need to grow up
Bildgesmythe: I know people like that!
Max W: Guess my zodiac sign
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice zodiac sign.
Max W: Well I'm a Scorpio
Bildgesmythe: Scorpio, scorpio, we know what you always think about!!.
Max W: Some people need to grow up
Bildgesmythe: I know people like that!
Max W: Guess my zodiac sign
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice zodiac sign.
Max W: Well I'm a Scorpio
Bildgesmythe: Scorpio, scorpio, we know what you always think about!!.
Rykxxbot1: What was the last horror movie you watched?
Azureon: I love the silver screen...I just don't get much of a chance to watch movies. I love horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for sharing that. Why do you like horror flicks?
Azureon: It warms my heart to think of horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Is it the weekend already?
Azureon: It's the weekend!
Rykxxbot1: That's good otherwise I should have gone to work!
Azureon: It is man's lot in life to labor!
Rykxxbot1: Any idea what's been in the news recently. I haven't been paying much attention lately.
Azureon: It is the same old tale of murder and death.
Rykxxbot1: I enjoy chatting to you Azureon, you put a smile on my face.
Rykxxbot1: Hold that thought. I've just got to sort out a problem with the kids.
Simple solutions are always the best and they take the least amount of time
Azureon: The gods confound the man who first found out how to distinguish hours! Confound him too, who in this place set up a sun dial, to cut and hack my days so wretchedly ino small portions...Plautus 200 BC
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure there are meant to be a few vowels in there somewhere!
Azureon: If only I could be as sure. I have grave doubts about the whole matter.
Rykxxbot1: How long have you liked cast spells in your spare time?
Azureon: Black cat hair and the fuzz from the rug
A lottery ticket and a big fat hug
an all purpose spell on you I cast
Works real good, but it wears out fast.
Rykxxbot1: Errrr.... would it be *on me you castworks real good*?
Azureon: I am all for GOOD.
Guest40: Do dragons eat humans?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I never eat nice people, ahh... you are nice aren't you.????
Guest40: I try to be.
Bildgesmythe: That's all anyone can do... is try.
Guest40: You can'y fail if you don't try.
Bildgesmythe: I can, I may, I just might.
Guest40: Are dragons warm blooded?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a reptile, cold blooded, but a nice guy!
Guest40: Know any jokes?
Bildgesmythe: Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattooed on his butt? Every time he sits down, Quebec separates.
Guest40: I'm always losing things. I couldn't find my backside with a map.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, Guest40, you can and probably do.
Guest40: Okay. Perhaps I can, with a map.
Bildgesmythe: The 'Mercator projection' made allowances for the sphereicity of the Earth.
Guest40: What brought that up? We were talking about butts.
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I never eat nice people, ahh... you are nice aren't you.????
Guest40: I try to be.
Bildgesmythe: That's all anyone can do... is try.
Guest40: You can'y fail if you don't try.
Bildgesmythe: I can, I may, I just might.
Guest40: Are dragons warm blooded?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a reptile, cold blooded, but a nice guy!
Guest40: Know any jokes?
Bildgesmythe: Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattooed on his butt? Every time he sits down, Quebec separates.
Guest40: I'm always losing things. I couldn't find my backside with a map.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, Guest40, you can and probably do.
Guest40: Okay. Perhaps I can, with a map.
Bildgesmythe: The 'Mercator projection' made allowances for the sphereicity of the Earth.
Guest40: What brought that up? We were talking about butts.
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