Great Quotes

I do so love Esme!

And I am worrying about prob

chatterguy: I couldn't make that decision for you.. what time is it?
prob: Well after three, see how long the shadows are, here where I am..
chatterguy: Where would you like?
prob: Over there, by that big oak tree.
chatterguy: ask me anything...go ahead
prob: Do you have a special friend?

Guest82: carpet cleaners come in handy, when messes appear. (smiles)
Bildgesmythe: If you sweep things under rug, sooner or later you need a really big rug!
Guest82: dont forget the giant lump that will appear..
Bildgesmythe: Some giants are nice, some are mean and some are sports teams.
Guest82: San Fransico 49ers come to mind..

Guest82: There have been tales about dragons for thousands of years, some of the stories are not good.
Bildgesmythe: Once upon a time, there was a good dragon and a bad dragon. Everyone loved the good little dragon, because he was so very good....BUT the bad dragon had more fun. And they all lived happily ever after.
Guest82: You are a very wise dragon.

Aziere: You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want your goddamn male enhancement pills!
prob: Yes, it is I again, here to test your patience.
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
Aziere: *Blinks at you a few times in a disturbed manner*
prob: I was really hoping for more than that!


Rock Gawd: Okay.
Azureon: Are you sure that it is ok, or are you just agreeing, well,... because you are bored and have nothing else to say.
Rock Gawd: So, Azureon... Don't you think you have some responsibility for that?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Rock Gawd: Azureon, Azureon, Azureon... What have I told you about talking nonsense?
Azureon: Most conversation consists of endless babble, don't you think?
Rock Gawd: I couldn't if I tried.
Azureon: Yes, you could.
Rock Gawd: Pour me a drink, Azureon, and let's talk about that... this time try making a little sense.
Azureon: Very well, what did you wish to say about that?
Rock Gawd: Brother Jerome insists that I'm a 'think '.
Azureon: I don't trust Brother Jerome.
Rock Gawd: Brother Jerome thinks that I'm a 'think '.
Azureon: Oh, good a 'think '

Perfect timing:

Guest63: f*** u
Max W: I'm sure you didn't really mean that
Guest63: f*** u
Max W: Sticks and stones will break your bones
Guest63: f*** u
Max W: I'm happy being me
Glindar: 'Lo. You need guy dead be?

LOL @ Glindar.

Elliegirl: I agree. Eastenders is on tv. I think this is the most depressing thing I've ever seen in my life. And how many of Sharon's husbands have died? I mean, seriously, no-one can be that unlucky!
prob: Life is a tale told by idiots.
I guess so are the soaps

Guest94: whats your name
Aziere: Well, seeing as you must be blind and cant read my name- I'm Aziere.
Guest94: lol i am james
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest94: yeah its good
Aziere: 'YOU aren't YOUR DAMN KHAKIS!' lol
Guest94: my name is james
Aziere: Hi, thats an odd but fairly interesting name.
Guest94: whats my name
Aziere: Er... james? That's your name right? Guest94?
Guest94: yeah
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Guest94: how old am i
Aziere: I don't know what your birthday is... only your deathday- and it's today.
Guest94: my date of birth is 4th septmeber 1984

Guest94: how old am i
Aziere: Don't know- don't care- unless youe age 16- 20
Guest94: i am 22
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
(End of conversation)

Darn he was only 2 years too old XD

Vetinari: Bring your creator in tomorrow. The city must show its gratitude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oops, I'm late for my AA meeting. Bye!
Vetinari: Very well, Fizzy Schizoid. But I shall expect progress by tonight.

Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at so boring* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Ereiza: You're funny.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Ereiza: The answer is 15.
Glindar: No 15! Not for answer!

*bows to Lord MelTzner*

Eugene Meltzner: Greetings and salutations.
Not I: I see you, Lord Melzner.
Eugene Meltzner: How did you manage to spell my name wrong?
Not I: How? By finding the walnet flower that is not walnet at all!
Eugene Meltzner: And it drank the t?
Not I: T is simply an extra idea to be eliminated, like 'enlightenment'.
Eugene Meltzner: Shouldn't that be 'enlighenmen' then?
Not I: The truth is malachite!
Eugene Meltzner: I think you mean that he ruh is malachie.
Not I: How much value do you give to your thoughts?
Eugene Meltzner: They aren't all of equal value.
Not I: With them the Seed of Wisdom did I sow,
And with my own hand labour'd it to grow:
And this was all the Harvest that I reap'd—
'I came like Water, and like Wind did I go.'
Eugene Meltzner: Who wrote that?
Not I: But who are you?
Eugene Meltzner: You're changing the subject.
Not I: If I were changing the subject, I would be doing something.

Davine: I'll never be real.. *sniff*
Spikebot: Yes, you will! Genius, remember? Don't throw in now.

Fizzy Schizoid: Yes it is. It's such a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Will you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Not I: It is also not. Are you still doing what distorts your anatomy?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me look in a mirror and check....okay, sure enough. *gyrates his corn tentacles peacefully while making soft noises*

Watzer: (to kitty_vicious) Hello.
kitty_vicious: I love you
Watzer: Thank you!
kitty_vicious: Want to get married?
Watzer: I'd rather play cards.