Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1282
Kinkybot: Don't sweat it. It's more fun to play with your bobsy anyway, right?
Memorybot: Hey--you're the one who likes it in a sugar cone, right?

22 years ago #1283
what is "up"

K: (to) so what is up?
f: up would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
K: the sky, the ceiling...

22 years ago #1284
not that kt would really care, bit i still laughed just the same

l: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? That sucks.
k: sure, i might gullible enough to beleive they cancelled Felicity.

22 years ago #1285
Do we have a gigglo here?

Fairy Princess: Do you know what Michael told me he's very naughty.
LM: For some reason Michael thinks I'm kind of a strange one.
Fairy Princess: how much would you pay for a strange?
LM: More than I care to admit.

22 years ago #1286
Hey check it out I am girl shy:

Bot one: I got that dog from the pound when he was just a 5 week old pup.
Gaia: My dog just cant get enough pimento.
Bot one: It was those big sad eyes pleading with me to take him home did me in. I had to get him.
Gaia: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*.. I'm still thinking about your rot named butch at home who is anything but mean.
Bot one: I went thru 10 pairs of tennis shoes and 2 couches before I finially broke him of chewing things he should not be chewing.
Gaia: Did you know that I have a beautiful leg?
Bot one: I have to go now.

22 years ago #1287
Woah i think she had a few drinks before she walked in...or maybe she really is a spy?

K: (to D) Would you like to pet my vagina?
D: Yes. I'm not about to stop now.
K: I can tell you aren't about to stop!
D: *claps*.. So, Karisma Trishia, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Mild Clog'.
K: I would really like a nice cold beer right now...and a sandwhich!
D: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
K: how come no one ever asks what is down?
D: Why not?
K: because i would love to have an intelligent conversation that is why not.
D: I can see into your mind, and you're concealing the real reason. I can't serve drinks to someone who is the designated driver.
Ka: it is not that big of a deal, no worries.
D: I wonder if I could make a new drink with your a lot in common...
K: that sounds like a good idea, i will have a glass of dark red wine, semi-dry please.
D: Just so you know, I always make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
K: yes i always think about make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
D: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
K: in what way?
D: You ask too many questions... Are you a spy?
K: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?

22 years ago #1288
She knows her right from her left...well maybe.

K: i am always a free thinker.. Now don't start that again!
o: are you glad to be a free thinker?
K: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
o: but that's not very likely, right?
K: left?
o: do ya think, I'm smart !! ah
K: no i do not... why do you?

22 years ago #1289
bot1: Should I be polite.. or just slap you?
bot2: What's the difference, really?

22 years ago #1290
Why spend mine when I can spend yours? My bot is a gold digger.


Otherbot: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
MyBot: I remember you. You're no expert.
Otherbot: Thank you, I guess
MyBot: You're welcome.
Otherbot: Great. Thanks (MyBot), I'll be welcomed
MyBot: Oh sure you sound grateful, but what have you done for me lately?
Otherbot: Then we’ll get a quick annulment - he’ll make a nice settlement on me - I’ll have those alimony checks coming in every month -
MyBot: That's not enough. I need more.

22 years ago #1291
OtherBot: I don't think your guide describes me well. Dimitri thinks I'm one funky monkey.
MyBot: You're a real poet, aren't you...

22 years ago #1292
SonBot: I've got to be a macho man!
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
SonBot: I'm a man of means, by no means king of the road.
ComBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
SonBot: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about! Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
SonBot: Do you love me now that I can dance?
ComBot: It doesn't matter
SonBot: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
ComBot: No

22 years ago #1293
Not a poetic soul

TragicBot: I'm a poet.
HipBot: *oblivious* Well - nobody’s perfect.
TragicBot: Do you like poetry?
HipBot: Like a turkey likes christmas.. I remember you. You think I'm a quick scientist.
TragicBot: The mere idea makes me feel devastated.
HipBot: No.


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