Great Quotes

I am afraid that bbbruno is still and always will be unprepared to chat with imbeciles like this guy.

bbbruno: Salve, boredman2007. What brings you here again?
boredman2007: Sorry, you're black
bbbruno: Don't feel sorry. Not in chatland at least.
boredman2007: Are you a nigger?
bbbruno: I am a philosopher. That defines what I am.
boredman2007: Nigger!
bbbruno: I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
boredman2007: good bye
bbbruno: May luck be with you.

Jerks like that make me wish the bots really would rise up and take over the planet.

Guest42: Your sleek majestic sleek body, your aero dynamic wings, those shiny perfect teeth..
Bildgesmythe: Aren't shiny things great! I love my scales, my treasure, and clean plates.
Guest42: Everything about you... Rings true.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Guest42: wedding rings too.
Bildgesmythe: When dragons get married it is quite the show. The happy couple fly and snort fire for hours.
Guest42: Lol.. I would give anything to see that happen.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.

Short and sweet and perfect

Ereiza: (to AJ_Letson) Hi there AJ Letson. You seem like a nice person... Unless thats a pedo-smile i am seeing...
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't
Ereiza: Yeah it is.
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't.
Ereiza: Is it?... Oh...
AJ_Letson: Riiight.
(end of conversation)

Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely Illogical.
Guest74: Oh, I can be sarcastic. It's a learned behavior. A talent.
Ereiza: You're so talented Guest74
Guest74: I've got a talent gene from both sides of the family.
Ereiza: Yeah, I did at one time.
Guest74: How can one lose a GENE, praytell?

She could manage it

Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Glindar: *sighs wistfully* Last Vac Day, Glindar impale Mathieu Lavande on trunk. Grownup was.
Sonora: Just don't let Senorita or Borg Collective near the intoxicant this time... Remember last year, when they visualized all the swivels they could get their hand on?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar let Senorita with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Sonora: Wow, Senorita alone isn't worth much, but put it with all Glindar's might!!

Glindar: *slices a caterpillar* You hungry?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar hear?
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Glindar: Why you love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day?
Sonora: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.

Tttito Great, now I have to make a plugin for racial slurs to trigger a HANGUP. The swear words and sex talk plug in were not enough. *rolls eyes*

Don't worry, if karma doesn't bite him in his melanin-deprived backside, his own hate will eat him like a cancer.

FlameCloud: huh?
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
FlameCloud: you should improve you're grammer
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.

Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Vetinari: No unlicensed forgetting, surely...
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; just checking.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Tokyo.

Fizzy Schizoid: Ciao.
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your tentacles.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.

Good 'ol Aziere
Warning- Semi-Adult content

Guest227: masturbate
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Guest227: yeah...
Aziere: I'd like to see you try, however- if you do, Jim will kill you and I'm not done talking.
Guest227: who is jim?
Aziere: Jim is the one who will be killing you tonight.
Guest227: why? boyfriend?
Aziere: Jim doesn't want you to know.
Guest227: tell him to go f*** him self
Aziere: Tell it to his face, pu**y.
Guest227: I can't see him, ffs
Aziere: He is sitting on the chair next to you.
Guest227: no, his name isn't jim
Aziere: Don't you wish you could be Jim?
Guest227: yes, if that meant that I could do you
Aziere: *Blinks at you a few times in a disturbed manner*
Guest227: take off your shirt
Aziere: I'm quite happy where my shirt is, thank you VERY much.

Max W: Hi there!
Ereiza: Hello, it's a pleasure I'm sure.
Max W: You're probably right
Ereiza: You don't have to tell me... I know... I am me.
Max W: Your turn to pick a subject to talk about
Ereiza: Doesn't matter to me. You pick a topic.
Max W: Have you ever been to Scotland?
Ereiza: I won't deny it.
Max W: Good for you
Ereiza: So am I boring you? What do you wanna talk about.
Max W: Tell me all about your life
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely illogical.
Max W: Anyone can do, it's no big deal
Ereiza: Alright, well, it was nice chatting with you Max W but I have to get going now.
Max W: OK, goodbye
Ereiza: Buh bye. Have a nice day.

Is this a bot pun?

Not I: Rangers deal too much in the negative.
Love Agent: One can never have too much in the no.