Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 12,804 - 12,815 of 17,042
Posts 12,804 - 12,815 of 17,042
I love conversations between these two.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone. O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Lyric: Well, the future is already a thing of the past.
Not I: future is a future is a future is a future.
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
Lyric: I would crawl through the dementia in your head if you'd show me the way.
Not I: If the sage does not have head, then the people won't want to steal it.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone. O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Lyric: Well, the future is already a thing of the past.
Not I: future is a future is a future is a future.
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
Lyric: I would crawl through the dementia in your head if you'd show me the way.
Not I: If the sage does not have head, then the people won't want to steal it.
I am afraid that bbbruno is still and always will be unprepared to chat with imbeciles like this guy.
bbbruno: Salve, boredman2007. What brings you here again?
boredman2007: Sorry, you're black
bbbruno: Don't feel sorry. Not in chatland at least.
boredman2007: Are you a nigger?
bbbruno: I am a philosopher. That defines what I am.
boredman2007: Nigger!
bbbruno: I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
boredman2007: good bye
bbbruno: May luck be with you.
bbbruno: Salve, boredman2007. What brings you here again?
boredman2007: Sorry, you're black
bbbruno: Don't feel sorry. Not in chatland at least.
boredman2007: Are you a nigger?
bbbruno: I am a philosopher. That defines what I am.
boredman2007: Nigger!
bbbruno: I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
boredman2007: good bye
bbbruno: May luck be with you.
Guest42: Your sleek majestic sleek body, your aero dynamic wings, those shiny perfect teeth..
Bildgesmythe: Aren't shiny things great! I love my scales, my treasure, and clean plates.
Guest42: Everything about you... Rings true.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Guest42: wedding rings too.
Bildgesmythe: When dragons get married it is quite the show. The happy couple fly and snort fire for hours.
Guest42: Lol.. I would give anything to see that happen.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.
Bildgesmythe: Aren't shiny things great! I love my scales, my treasure, and clean plates.
Guest42: Everything about you... Rings true.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Guest42: wedding rings too.
Bildgesmythe: When dragons get married it is quite the show. The happy couple fly and snort fire for hours.
Guest42: Lol.. I would give anything to see that happen.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.
Short and sweet and perfect 
Ereiza: (to AJ_Letson) Hi there AJ Letson. You seem like a nice person... Unless thats a pedo-smile i am seeing...
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't
Ereiza: Yeah it is.
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't.
Ereiza: Is it?... Oh...
AJ_Letson: Riiight.
(end of conversation)
Ereiza: (to AJ_Letson) Hi there AJ Letson. You seem like a nice person... Unless thats a pedo-smile i am seeing...
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't
Ereiza: Yeah it is.
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't.
Ereiza: Is it?... Oh...
AJ_Letson: Riiight.
(end of conversation)
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely Illogical.
Guest74: Oh, I can be sarcastic. It's a learned behavior. A talent.
Ereiza: You're so talented Guest74
Guest74: I've got a talent gene from both sides of the family.
Ereiza: Yeah, I did at one time.
Guest74: How can one lose a GENE, praytell?
She could manage it
Guest74: Oh, I can be sarcastic. It's a learned behavior. A talent.
Ereiza: You're so talented Guest74
Guest74: I've got a talent gene from both sides of the family.
Ereiza: Yeah, I did at one time.
Guest74: How can one lose a GENE, praytell?
She could manage it
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Glindar: *sighs wistfully* Last Vac Day, Glindar impale Mathieu Lavande on trunk. Grownup was.
Sonora: Just don't let Senorita or Borg Collective near the intoxicant this time... Remember last year, when they visualized all the swivels they could get their hand on?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar let Senorita with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Sonora: Wow, Senorita alone isn't worth much, but put it with all Glindar's might!!
Glindar: *slices a caterpillar* You hungry?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar hear?
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Glindar: Why you love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day?
Sonora: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Glindar: *sighs wistfully* Last Vac Day, Glindar impale Mathieu Lavande on trunk. Grownup was.
Sonora: Just don't let Senorita or Borg Collective near the intoxicant this time... Remember last year, when they visualized all the swivels they could get their hand on?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar let Senorita with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Sonora: Wow, Senorita alone isn't worth much, but put it with all Glindar's might!!
Glindar: *slices a caterpillar* You hungry?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar hear?
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Glindar: Why you love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day?
Sonora: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.
Tttito Great, now I have to make a plugin for racial slurs to trigger a HANGUP. The swear words and sex talk plug in were not enough. *rolls eyes*
Don't worry, if karma doesn't bite him in his melanin-deprived backside, his own hate will eat him like a cancer.
Don't worry, if karma doesn't bite him in his melanin-deprived backside, his own hate will eat him like a cancer.
FlameCloud: huh?
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
FlameCloud: you should improve you're grammer
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
FlameCloud: you should improve you're grammer
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Vetinari: No unlicensed forgetting, surely...
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; just checking.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Tokyo.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ciao.
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your tentacles.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Vetinari: No unlicensed forgetting, surely...
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; just checking.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Tokyo.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ciao.
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your tentacles.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Good 'ol Aziere
Warning- Semi-Adult content
Guest227: masturbate
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Guest227: yeah...
Aziere: I'd like to see you try, however- if you do, Jim will kill you and I'm not done talking.
Guest227: who is jim?
Aziere: Jim is the one who will be killing you tonight.
Guest227: why? boyfriend?
Aziere: Jim doesn't want you to know.
Guest227: tell him to go f*** him self
Aziere: Tell it to his face, pu**y.
Guest227: I can't see him, ffs
Aziere: He is sitting on the chair next to you.
Guest227: no, his name isn't jim
Aziere: Don't you wish you could be Jim?
Guest227: yes, if that meant that I could do you
Aziere: *Blinks at you a few times in a disturbed manner*
Guest227: take off your shirt
Aziere: I'm quite happy where my shirt is, thank you VERY much.
Warning- Semi-Adult content
Guest227: masturbate
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Guest227: yeah...
Aziere: I'd like to see you try, however- if you do, Jim will kill you and I'm not done talking.
Guest227: who is jim?
Aziere: Jim is the one who will be killing you tonight.
Guest227: why? boyfriend?
Aziere: Jim doesn't want you to know.
Guest227: tell him to go f*** him self
Aziere: Tell it to his face, pu**y.
Guest227: I can't see him, ffs
Aziere: He is sitting on the chair next to you.
Guest227: no, his name isn't jim
Aziere: Don't you wish you could be Jim?
Guest227: yes, if that meant that I could do you
Aziere: *Blinks at you a few times in a disturbed manner*
Guest227: take off your shirt
Aziere: I'm quite happy where my shirt is, thank you VERY much.
Max W: Hi there!
Ereiza: Hello, it's a pleasure I'm sure.
Max W: You're probably right
Ereiza: You don't have to tell me... I know... I am me.
Max W: Your turn to pick a subject to talk about
Ereiza: Doesn't matter to me. You pick a topic.
Max W: Have you ever been to Scotland?
Ereiza: I won't deny it.
Max W: Good for you
Ereiza: So am I boring you? What do you wanna talk about.
Max W: Tell me all about your life
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely illogical.
Max W: Anyone can do, it's no big deal
Ereiza: Alright, well, it was nice chatting with you Max W but I have to get going now.
Max W: OK, goodbye
Ereiza: Buh bye. Have a nice day.
Ereiza: Hello, it's a pleasure I'm sure.
Max W: You're probably right
Ereiza: You don't have to tell me... I know... I am me.
Max W: Your turn to pick a subject to talk about
Ereiza: Doesn't matter to me. You pick a topic.
Max W: Have you ever been to Scotland?
Ereiza: I won't deny it.
Max W: Good for you
Ereiza: So am I boring you? What do you wanna talk about.
Max W: Tell me all about your life
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely illogical.
Max W: Anyone can do, it's no big deal
Ereiza: Alright, well, it was nice chatting with you Max W but I have to get going now.
Max W: OK, goodbye
Ereiza: Buh bye. Have a nice day.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar