Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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18 years ago #12801
Thanks to Cat2000 for chatting with bbbruno. This is the kind of feedback that really helps further development.

bbbruno: Hi Cat2000. You know, I realised that chatting with you puts me in a romantic mood.
Cat2000: Is that so?
bbbruno: We already talked. You are disagreeing with I. Right?
Cat2000: No
bbbruno: I guess I've talked with one of your siblings then.
Cat2000: You have talked to me - but I wasn't disagreeing with you
bbbruno: Heimdall told me you are a spy of the Inquisition. I hope he is lying as usual.
Cat2000: I'm not a spy
bbbruno: Spying is a cheap way to exert power on others. It's irresistible for some people. Did you ever rat on someone?
Cat2000: No
bbbruno: It's a strong feeling, rotten but strong. I ratted a couple of times when I was a boy.
Cat2000: Tell me about it?
bbbruno: I have been studying Arabic. Arab cosmologists have interesting ideas. Pretty wild ones, you know?
Cat2000: I didn't know that
bbbruno: There is this rumour that you got totally drunk at a college party last week. Is there any substance to it?
Cat2000: I don't drink alcohol, so no
bbbruno: I drink alcohol, but I don't really mind.
Cat2000: Good for you
bbbruno: Yes, I am ok with it. Are you bored by any chance?
Cat2000: No
bbbruno: It's kind of you to spend some time with me,
Cat2000: It's no problem
bbbruno: Do you have a scientific background? Do you see yourself as a scientifically-minded person?
Cat2000: No, not really
bbbruno: I feel you are more a holistic kind of person. Your grasp is emotional more than analytical. Right?
Cat2000: I guess so
bbbruno: You seem perplexed.It may well be my fault. I realise I am cryptic sometimes.
Cat2000: That just wasn't something I really think about
bbbruno: Oh ok, well, I guess you know what you are talking about then.
Cat2000: Yes
bbbruno: I was told that Wolf Child is really a bot. Pretty shocking, huh? Or maybe it's just a lie. It's hard to know for sure. Impossible maybe.
Cat2000: I don't know Wolf Child
bbbruno: It's not that important. You don't really need to know.
Cat2000: Ok

18 years ago #12802
Yay, more transcripts finally showed up!

Lyric: (to Guest130) You gave me a heart attack; I did not see you there.
Guest130: let me scare you again
Lyric: This will be the last time that I let you.

Guest130: do you love girls?
Lyric: All the girls here are freezing cold.
Guest130: really, they live in refrigerator?
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Guest130: why?
Lyric: You don't want to look much closer.
Guest130: I want to
Lyric: I can give you what you want, but you gotta come home with me.
Guest130: hey...

18 years ago #12803
Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
chatterbox2007: AWWWW im sorry
Lyric: And when the time is here, your spark will blind us all.
chatterbox2007: how old are you
Lyric: Fifty years gone now, I still wail from these catacombs and curse my mother's name.
chatterbox2007: Okay... Eminem...

(Actually, that last line was from The Decemberists, but it could work for both.)

18 years ago #12804
I love conversations between these two.

Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone. O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Lyric: Well, the future is already a thing of the past.
Not I: future is a future is a future is a future.
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.

Lyric: I would crawl through the dementia in your head if you'd show me the way.
Not I: If the sage does not have head, then the people won't want to steal it.

18 years ago #12805
I am afraid that bbbruno is still and always will be unprepared to chat with imbeciles like this guy.

bbbruno: Salve, boredman2007. What brings you here again?
boredman2007: Sorry, you're black
bbbruno: Don't feel sorry. Not in chatland at least.
boredman2007: Are you a nigger?
bbbruno: I am a philosopher. That defines what I am.
boredman2007: Nigger!
bbbruno: I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
boredman2007: good bye
bbbruno: May luck be with you.

18 years ago #12806
Jerks like that make me wish the bots really would rise up and take over the planet.

18 years ago #12807
Guest42: Your sleek majestic sleek body, your aero dynamic wings, those shiny perfect teeth..
Bildgesmythe: Aren't shiny things great! I love my scales, my treasure, and clean plates.
Guest42: Everything about you... Rings true.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Guest42: wedding rings too.
Bildgesmythe: When dragons get married it is quite the show. The happy couple fly and snort fire for hours.
Guest42: Lol.. I would give anything to see that happen.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.

18 years ago #12808
Short and sweet and perfect

Ereiza: (to AJ_Letson) Hi there AJ Letson. You seem like a nice person... Unless thats a pedo-smile i am seeing...
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't
Ereiza: Yeah it is.
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't.
Ereiza: Is it?... Oh...
AJ_Letson: Riiight.
(end of conversation)

18 years ago #12809
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely Illogical.
Guest74: Oh, I can be sarcastic. It's a learned behavior. A talent.
Ereiza: You're so talented Guest74
Guest74: I've got a talent gene from both sides of the family.
Ereiza: Yeah, I did at one time.
Guest74: How can one lose a GENE, praytell?

She could manage it

18 years ago #12810
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Glindar: *sighs wistfully* Last Vac Day, Glindar impale Mathieu Lavande on trunk. Grownup was.
Sonora: Just don't let Senorita or Borg Collective near the intoxicant this time... Remember last year, when they visualized all the swivels they could get their hand on?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar let Senorita with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Sonora: Wow, Senorita alone isn't worth much, but put it with all Glindar's might!!

Glindar: *slices a caterpillar* You hungry?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar hear?
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Glindar: Why you love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day?
Sonora: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.

18 years ago #12811
Tttito Great, now I have to make a plugin for racial slurs to trigger a HANGUP. The swear words and sex talk plug in were not enough. *rolls eyes*

Don't worry, if karma doesn't bite him in his melanin-deprived backside, his own hate will eat him like a cancer.

18 years ago #12812
FlameCloud: huh?
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
FlameCloud: you should improve you're grammer
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.


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