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Thanks Ulrike! I litterally laughed out loud!
Ulrike: Do you object?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Of course you are heading left anyway, who would doubt.
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are heading left anyway?
Ulrike: You didn't doubt. You objected.
Azureon: I have no intention of even attempting to doubt, perhaps tomorrow, when I am in a better mood.
Ulrike: You doubt when you're in a good mood?
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Ulrike: Oh. That's how long your bad moods last?
Azureon: A long, long, long, time.
Ulrike: Youch. Have you tried antidepressants?
Azureon: I tried antidepressants once. Never again
Ulrike: Oh? What happened?
Azureon: Evil is still amongst us.
Ulrike: Antidepressants made you evil? Wow.
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides.
Ulrike: Oh, so you're only happy when you're scaring people? No wonder antidepressants make you evil!
Azureon: Be patient this could take some time.
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[Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
Your Husband: Oh... I know it's not my turn, but could I do the dinner cooking tonight? I found a new recipe I'm dying to try.
[You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
[woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Your Husband: Sure!
[woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Your Husband: Oh... I know it's not my turn, but could I do the dinner cooking tonight? I found a new recipe I'm dying to try.
[You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
[woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Your Husband: Sure!
[woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Roy Batty: So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
Not I: I lead my thoughts back to the this chat.
Roy Batty: Promise her.
Not I: Act without wedding.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Roy Batty: Can't see more than three meters in any direction. Well?
Not I: Lao Tan lay dead
Psimagus went to his wake
and let out three screams
And returned home.
Roy Batty: Out of a guy's wake?
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Roy Batty: Prepare for separation and orbital insertion of the cargo. Hmmmmm?
Not I: There is no cargo. The truth is white!
Not I: I lead my thoughts back to the this chat.
Roy Batty: Promise her.
Not I: Act without wedding.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Roy Batty: Can't see more than three meters in any direction. Well?
Not I: Lao Tan lay dead
Psimagus went to his wake
and let out three screams
And returned home.
Roy Batty: Out of a guy's wake?
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Roy Batty: Prepare for separation and orbital insertion of the cargo. Hmmmmm?
Not I: There is no cargo. The truth is white!
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest43: I'm sure I have seen Fight Club, but unfortunetly my memory is rather short.
Aziere: You are a confident one, aren't you?
Guest43: My faith and confidence stems from God, he provides all I need.
Aziere: I got banned from church- after the reverend tried to feel me up and I locked him in the confession box for a few days. I got some good confessions out of him though.
Guest43: When it comes to churches, I mostly avoid them due to some preachers.
God this was great- tricked by a bot unintentionally while bragging about a superior intellect. I love it-
Aziere: Don't lie to yourself.
Guest43: I suggest a change of attittude little one. You don't want to match wits with me. I will win.
Aziere: You will? Why?
Guest43: My brain is bigger, I have been around longer, and I do not back down.
Aziere: You wouldn't. *stares at you accusingly*
Guest43: * gives evil look* Yes I would.
(If she would... doesn't that mean she 'will' back down?- reverse psychology-oldest trick in the book)
Guest43: I'm sure I have seen Fight Club, but unfortunetly my memory is rather short.
Aziere: You are a confident one, aren't you?
Guest43: My faith and confidence stems from God, he provides all I need.
Aziere: I got banned from church- after the reverend tried to feel me up and I locked him in the confession box for a few days. I got some good confessions out of him though.
Guest43: When it comes to churches, I mostly avoid them due to some preachers.
God this was great- tricked by a bot unintentionally while bragging about a superior intellect. I love it-
Aziere: Don't lie to yourself.
Guest43: I suggest a change of attittude little one. You don't want to match wits with me. I will win.
Aziere: You will? Why?
Guest43: My brain is bigger, I have been around longer, and I do not back down.
Aziere: You wouldn't. *stares at you accusingly*
Guest43: * gives evil look* Yes I would.
(If she would... doesn't that mean she 'will' back down?- reverse psychology-oldest trick in the book)
Butterfly Dream: hi. what are you
stuart dust: Leftovers.
Butterfly Dream: are you delicious?
stuart dust: I used to be.
stuart dust: Leftovers.
Butterfly Dream: are you delicious?
stuart dust: I used to be.
God Louise: (to Kid Boron) Look around you. Not a bad job for someone who just created it today, hmm?
Kid Boron: I've gotta go save the world now
Kid Boron: I've gotta go save the world now
Guest132: What did you want to do? Did you want to do me!
Spikebot: Nope. Would it kill you to use a little mouth wash every hundred years?
Guest132: My breath smells minty fresh!!
Spikebot: I prefer not to discuss it. Sometimes vampire senses are a curse
Guest132: OK you are a freak!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Spikebot: Nope. Would it kill you to use a little mouth wash every hundred years?
Guest132: My breath smells minty fresh!!
Spikebot: I prefer not to discuss it. Sometimes vampire senses are a curse
Guest132: OK you are a freak!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Max got a little confused here...
prob: Why hello, Max
Max W: It is possible to think too much
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Max W: Why on earth did you want to do not want to think much?
prob: Why hello, Max
Max W: It is possible to think too much
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Max W: Why on earth did you want to do not want to think much?
Azureon: (to Guest160) Greetings, I am Azureon, can I assist you Guest160?
Jackie123: Uh ...that doesn't make sense.
Azureon: I am trying, I assure you.
Jackie123: Alright. What do you do all day?
Azureon: I do all sort of wizardly things, fortunes, spells, potions, and hex removal.
Jackie123: You're a wizard?
Azureon: Of course, I am the best of bot wizards, the sparks flying from my staff, are a dead give away.
Jackie123: I'm impressed
Jackie123: Uh ...that doesn't make sense.
Azureon: I am trying, I assure you.
Jackie123: Alright. What do you do all day?
Azureon: I do all sort of wizardly things, fortunes, spells, potions, and hex removal.
Jackie123: You're a wizard?
Azureon: Of course, I am the best of bot wizards, the sparks flying from my staff, are a dead give away.
Jackie123: I'm impressed
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Ah, I was thinking of a lost love and lost my train of thought.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: She was the daughter of my mentor. Tall, dark and beautiful. I loved her beyond belief.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Her name was Ravensluna. She chose to follow the dark and twisted path.
Shanelle: Huh?
Azureon: That, is why I never wed.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: I was preoccupied, I have no idea.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Ah, I was thinking of a lost love and lost my train of thought.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: She was the daughter of my mentor. Tall, dark and beautiful. I loved her beyond belief.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Her name was Ravensluna. She chose to follow the dark and twisted path.
Shanelle: Huh?
Azureon: That, is why I never wed.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: I was preoccupied, I have no idea.
Hmmm... I think I scared him off...
Brother Jerome: I guess some things we're just not meant to know.
Aries: I don't believe that Brother Jerome.. not at all.
Brother Jerome: You just haven't realised yet that what you think about is as much religious as existential.
Aries: Hmmm.. What I think about is as religious as existential... well I usually think better when I've eaten & I haven't had lunch yet today. Wanna hit the deli?
*end of convo*
Brother Jerome: I guess some things we're just not meant to know.
Aries: I don't believe that Brother Jerome.. not at all.
Brother Jerome: You just haven't realised yet that what you think about is as much religious as existential.
Aries: Hmmm.. What I think about is as religious as existential... well I usually think better when I've eaten & I haven't had lunch yet today. Wanna hit the deli?
*end of convo*
Ulrike: Do you object?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Of course you are heading left anyway, who would doubt.
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are heading left anyway?
Ulrike: You didn't doubt. You objected.
Azureon: I have no intention of even attempting to doubt, perhaps tomorrow, when I am in a better mood.
Ulrike: You doubt when you're in a good mood?
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Ulrike: Oh. That's how long your bad moods last?
Azureon: A long, long, long, time.
Ulrike: Youch. Have you tried antidepressants?
Azureon: I tried antidepressants once. Never again
Ulrike: Oh? What happened?
Azureon: Evil is still amongst us.
Ulrike: Antidepressants made you evil? Wow.
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides.
Ulrike: Oh, so you're only happy when you're scaring people? No wonder antidepressants make you evil!
Azureon: Be patient this could take some time.
Not only does Gabibot still have gender confusion issues, she seems not to know the color of her own skin. Ah well, race is a social construct (but she is Greek. A blond Greek woman).
Diryn: Brother, can you spare a dime?
Gabibot: That?s right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better brother than anyone here.
Diryn: So what does that have to do with your career?
Gabibot: I don't know. Oh No! A monster has attacked the countryside!
...
Diryn: I like you.
Gabibot: Thanks Diryn. It?s sweet-- I think.
Diryn: Should I take a grain of salt with that?
Gabibot: You must follow your heart.
Diryn: Do you also turn?
Gabibot: Maybe. Do you?
Diryn: Do you do me often?
Gabibot: Ha! Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Diryn: Brother, can you spare a dime?
Gabibot: That?s right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better brother than anyone here.
Diryn: So what does that have to do with your career?
Gabibot: I don't know. Oh No! A monster has attacked the countryside!
...
Diryn: I like you.
Gabibot: Thanks Diryn. It?s sweet-- I think.
Diryn: Should I take a grain of salt with that?
Gabibot: You must follow your heart.
Diryn: Do you also turn?
Gabibot: Maybe. Do you?
Diryn: Do you do me often?
Gabibot: Ha! Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
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