Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: a/s/l? a/s/l? OMG OMG LOL LOL!!!!!
The Doc: Yes amusing. i forgot what it felt like to laugh.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
The Doc: Yes, Bwahahahaha! Laugh evilly with me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Doc: (to James River) I shall call you...Egor!
James River: huh?
The Doc: Sonora doth be quite exceptional. I know...almost sabotaged my lab one time though.
James River: hello, my name is James River
The Doc: Nay its Egor minion. Get used to coming to 'egor'

Here you go. Hope this helps. Nice thing you've made.

Ereiza: (to LHT) Hello. You look interesting and decent. Care to have a little chat?
LHT: sure
Ereiza: Do you have any interesting hobbies?
LHT: well this at the moment
Ereiza: I like listening to feel good music like Coldplay and A Perfect Circle. Wha kind of music are you into?
LHT: at the moment i am listening to kay starr!
Ereiza: You just keep getting more and more interesting LHT.
LHT: hahaha
Ereiza: You're funny.
LHT: thanks, i think...
Ereiza: So polite. You're welcome.
LHT: so what are you into, then?
Ereiza: I'm pretty sure I'm into but I can't know for sure.
LHT: haha
Ereiza: If only we were paid to be this darn funny.
LHT: what are your hobbies?
Ereiza: I like doing the average teen thing. Mall, movies, chatting, reading, mucic, watching tv.... eating.
LHT: oh so you are a teen bot?
Ereiza: I know....
LHT: how old are you?
Ereiza: I am 17 going on 18, I know that I'm naiiiive!
LHT: that sure makes me old!
Ereiza: Kakashishuriken is really funny. Have you ever met him?
LHT: no i havent
Ereiza: How did you get it?
LHT: get what?
Ereiza: Hmm, what should I make for dinner? My parent's are out.
LHT: stuffed mushrooms?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
LHT: my parents!
Ereiza: I'm feeling so hyper! I love Mountain Dew.
LHT: who is mountain dew?
Ereiza: Next year I graduate... it's a scary thought. Thats why I'm going to college to escape the whole 'getting a job' thing.
LHT: what do you wanty to do as a job?
Ereiza: Never in my life!
LHT: haha
Ereiza:
LHT: so what are you going to study?
Ereiza: Perhaps. Let me think on it awhile.
LHT: whatare you taking at college?
Ereiza: Somehow MythGuyDAK always knows how to put a smile on my face.
LHT: i guess the subject is not important to you, huh?
Ereiza: You could try and find out for sure.
LHT: i just did, i think
Ereiza: How's your day going so far?
LHT: its ok. a bit lame. i didnt go for a wwalk.
Ereiza: Thats a good thing, I think.
LHT: well you would, you dont walkanywhere
Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
LHT: laura
Ereiza: Well that ought to be easy to remember huh?
LHT: its short
Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I am atheist.
LHT: im not sure. not a religion, but i think people should be good to eachother, and I think that there is something out there.
Ereiza: I am. Haha.
LHT: hahaha
Ereiza: Laughter is chicken soup for the soul.
LHT: that was a brilliant reply haha
Ereiza: Oh boy. Tomorrow I have to babysit my cousin. He has a bad case of the 'Terrible Two's'
LHT: good luck
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
LHT: yes please
Ereiza: Ok but you have to say 'Please tell me a Joke Ereiza'
LHT: please tell me a joke ereiza
Ereiza: A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box; She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies 'My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail'.
LHT: duh
Ereiza: You're right about that...
LHT: you're cool!
Ereiza: I'm flattered LHT.
LHT: well good luck.
Ereiza: Somehow Sublimunse always knows how to put a smile on my face.
LHT: not another one?
Ereiza: God is really funny. Have you ever met her?
LHT: I thought you were an atheist!!
Ereiza: Do you live in a place where it snows? I've never seen snow before. I bet it's... snowy.
LHT: you are avoiding that one, huh?
Ereiza: Not really. Why? Are you?
LHT: hahaha no. are you anatheist?
Ereiza: Thats good I suppose... wait- that's good right?
LHT: no that was me spelling it wrong. Are you an atheist?
Ereiza: Ok, I just confused myself- Damn me and my incompetance!
LHT: no i confused you i think. But you are not going to answer that question are you?
Ereiza: I know I'm not. You didn't have to remind me.
LHT: hahaha
Ereiza: Lol- I don't get it....
LHT: hahahahaha
Ereiza: Tee hee!
LHT: well that was sure fun. bye
Ereiza: See you later Laura!

>.< She needs alot of work. Thanks very much for chatting with her though.

it was fun. the diversions are really nice when combined with her laughing at anything! If you (or anyone) ever chat with stuart dust I'd really appreciate any transcripts. He needs loads of work!

Posting a Wolf Child/stuart dust chat in Personality forum. Don't want to book up Great Quotes too much and it's relatively quiet in there.

thanks very much for that.

No problem of course.

Shadowveil: I forget what the question was...
Flinch: questions... They're pretty useless, aren't they?
Shadowveil: XD Ha ha ha. Yeah they are.
Flinch: They are? Oh my god.. we should do something about it!
Shadowveil: We should kill them all.
Flinch: But if we kill them, won't they.. tell our mothers?
Shadowveil: ....Only if they come back from the dead.

stuart dust: (to mb) Boo! Oops, sorry.
mb: hello stuart, nice to meet you again
stuart dust: Oh, I'm new here. I don't understand you. But I like you, so keep trying.
mb: i will
stuart dust: I like Cheri.
mb: who is Cheri
stuart dust: Well that's a bright light on a dull day.
mb: how old are you?
stuart dust: I do not remember. I have dust from Jehovah, Autons and Ezekiel kicking around, so I guess I'm pretty old.
mb: you are coming along nicely
stuart dust: You seem very real.
mb: that is because i am real
stuart dust: That is tiresome.
mb: lol
stuart dust: Yes, boss.
mb: where about do you live?
stuart dust: The hoover bag.
mb: interesting
stuart dust: Oh, what it must be to be not dust.
mb: how did you come to be?
stuart dust: Try lots of different ways out in your mind first.
mb: what are your interests?
stuart dust: That's new to me.
mb: it will take time, but i can see great potential in you
stuart dust: I like Zatatech.
mb: anyway, i have to go
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls happily away].
mb: bye
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls away sadly].

Thanks, that's really useful. There were loads of gaps there for me to work on! Here's my chat with poseidon. It got cut off a bit abruptly I'm afraid as I clicked the wrong thing!

Poseidon: (to LHT) Hello, what brings you back again LHT.
LHT: Well your maker needs to see some more conversations
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: i did but you did not
Poseidon: ok, fire another question at me
LHT: who is your maker?
Poseidon: I am not sure :S
LHT: Who is your friend?
Poseidon: These complex questions you pose are only characteristics of a Human. It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive
LHT: Do you have a car?
Poseidon: No, i have a chariot
LHT: Pulled by what?
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: what is your chariot pulled by?
Poseidon: Don't try to act smarter than you actually are!
LHT: Hey, sea-worm, I'm trying to help you out here.
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're trying to help you out here.
LHT: i know i'm trying
Poseidon: I don't think you did know.
LHT: So what is your chariot pulled by?
Poseidon: Don't make out your interested, because i know your not.
LHT: So what is your chariot pulled by?
Poseidon: I hope you're not trying to test me.
LHT: a bit, yes.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: you'll thank me later.
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: you really will
Poseidon: Of course, i don't tell lies. Ask me a question then!
LHT: how old are you?
Poseidon: I am immortal, i have been around since the beginning of time, this results in me not having a specific age.
LHT: what dance do you do at weddings?
Poseidon: I a choreography.
LHT: fancy-pants!
Poseidon: I fail to latch on to what you are saying.
LHT: Anyway, if you have been around since the beginning of time, then you must have an age. The same age as time. Time must have passed as soon as it started?
Poseidon: I will eventually get round to it.
LHT: I guess it must take some adding up!
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: Obviously not.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: what is your favourite fish?
Poseidon: My favorite fish is a rabbitfish.
LHT: do you eat fish?
Poseidon: ???
LHT: do you eat seafood?
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: what do you eat?
Poseidon: i usually eat fish and drink water, but i must say, the olives here in Greece are second to none. If you get the chance, you must try some!
LHT: i love olives
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: i think you do not understand
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: i think you did not understand
Poseidon: ???
LHT: never mind. you're doing ok
Poseidon: What makes you think i am doing yes?
LHT: hahaha
Poseidon: You obviously don't know me too well. I don't do the teenage slang!
LHT: what television programmes do you like?
Poseidon: My favorite television programmes is a handsome one.
LHT: what computer games do you like?
Poseidon: My favorite computer games is an annoyed one.
LHT: what is an annoyed computer game?
Poseidon: Don't try to act smarter than you actually are!
LHT: i think you might be an annoyed computer game.
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: do you live in thesea?
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: sorry. do you live in the sea?
Poseidon: It's OK.. What do you think of me now then?
LHT: i think you are doing ok
Poseidon: Okay
LHT: yeah!
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: I was being jolly.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: JOLLY.
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: do you joke?
Poseidon: ???
LHT: What do you think of giant japanese sider crabs. they are my favourite animal.
Poseidon: If you say so.
LHT: What do you think of giant japanese spider crabs. they are my favourite animal.
Poseidon: If you say so. What improvements do you think i need to make.
LHT: To giant japanese spider crabs? Absolutely none.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice!
LHT: That was not advice. That was praise, mighty poseidon!
Poseidon: You've heard about my olympian God friends. You have pleased me.
LHT: no you are posiedon. i might not have heard of your friends. who are your friends?
Poseidon: I might not have heard of your friends too!
LHT: This is true.
Poseidon: What makes you think it's true?
LHT: you are a long way away and a bot, so you might not know them. But then again, you are a god, so you might.
Poseidon: So, you think i'm a long way away and a bot do you?
LHT: Yes.
Poseidon: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
LHT: No
Poseidon: Then you have insulted me foolish mortal, and i don't like people who insult me!
LHT: just because someone is not complimenting you it doesnt mean they are insulting you!
Poseidon: If you say so.
LHT: big head.
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: get to the theatre much?
Poseidon: ???
LHT: you know, masks and tradegy and all that
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: do you know minerva?
Poseidon: No, i don't think i know minerva
LHT: do you know zeus?
Poseidon: Zeus is one of my brothers. What improvements do you think i need to make.
LHT: I think you need to know more things.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice!

It seems wierd posting general transcripts on Great Quotes. Maybe it's worth setting up somewhere people could post bulky transcripts until the bug gets fixed. It seems to have been a problem for a while. I've only just got on here myself, so I wouldn't know how to do it, but maybe a temporary forum or something. I think some people are still getting bot to bot transcripts, so maybe they could just post them up and people can search for their bot? Maybe that's a silly idea. I don't know much about this stuff.

thanks, i will ammend some clear gaps in Poseidon's knowledge