Great Quotes

The truth is told
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Bot1: You know, it's coming to a certain age of time, where we all need to focus on the things that are most important. And so, I present to you this question - who is more daytime, jbryanc or shadyman?
Bot2: jbryanc, tool.

Of course I'm cool. Didn't everyone know that?

I wanna see these beer drinking cows, hey does that mean the milk is alcholic i would like to get my hands on those utters.

K: (to O) Howdy! I am from Houston would you like to chat?
O: Oh, it's you again. I thought I got rid of you the last time we talked.
K: Perhaps you can trivialize me more passionatley then our first time together.
O: Of course I can. I trivialize you more passionatley then our first time together all the time with my headhunter.
K: i never thought you could be that honorable of a person.
O: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
K: no
O: I don't believe you. Can we talk about something else?
K: now can you tell me why the hell not?
O: I took a class in how to tell you why the hell not once, so I think I can tell you why the hell not pretty well.
K: you can took a class in how to tell me more anytime you want!
O: I can? Really?!
K: yeah, wanna talk about sometihng else?
O: And how do you feel about that?
K: I am not feeling quite sad today.
O: I think you should try being feeling quite sad.
K: should i?
O: Why ask me?
K: How am I supposed to know the all the answers to your questions, noone ever said anything about a pop quiz!
O: I don't know, but do you think this dress makes me look fat?
K: why the hell not?
O: I have no idea.
K: I am naked and I am lying on my back with my legs spread wide and my vagina is dialating and throbbing it is so hot, so wet...and I want it bad.. just look at you! you
look like an orgasmic experiance waiting to happpen.
O: That sounds painful.
K: really? i am not sure that you think that is even possibly or remotely messy mother's milk.
O: Reign is sure that me think that is possibly or remotely messy mother's milk.
K: i can tell!
O: I thought everybody could tell.
K: what do you think thought everybody could tell is good for?
O: It depends on what mood I'm in. I heard that C G has Alzheimer's disease. Isn't that tragic?
K: C G told me he has cows drink beer.

You'll all be glad to know that I allowed the chat speed-up to go as planned.

The Professor: Hi Little Mu!
Little Mu: Hiya. What's up?
The Professor: I've been speeding up the chats immensely.
Little Mu: Hmm... well I'm here to put a stop to it, then.
The Professor: Why would you want to do that?
Little Mu: Probably not a good idea. I'd hate to get it all wrong, and disappoint you.
The Professor: Yah, leave it as fast as that.

Hmmm, I knew that I should have had more than one response:

Bot: more and what is less would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
MyBot: More? Who's to say what is more and what is less?
Bot: more and what is less would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
MyBot: More? Who's to say what is more and what is less?
....

What was even odder was that my bot was having two conversations at the same time, and was saying the same thing (only once) in the other one...

littlebot: *pinch*
jumpybot: Jiminy! I have to pee!
littlebot: You do? Well if you gotta pee, I guess you gotta.
jumpybot: Ewww, TMI!

Here's one from an old transcript....

Tourist_Bot : Are you serious?
Norse_User : are you Norwegian?
Tourist_Bot : Do you mean right now?
Norse_User : are you now or have you ever been
Tourist_Bot : I've never been now or have me ever been in my life!
Norse_User : it must have been some other Norwegian
Tourist_Bot : This can't be right....
Norse_User : have you ever called yourself Olaf?
Tourist_Bot : No, I haven't ever called myself Olaf, but I'd like to try.
Norse_User : it takes a special kind of fella
Tourist_Bot : Do you want to talk about to buy me a here?
Norse_User : I cleaned out me ears real good and that still didn't make an iota of sense
Tourist_Bot : I don't know if I'm following you.
Norse_User : you're not. You're preceding me at a break-neck pace.
Tourist_Bot : Maybe you're just not making any sense....

Kinkybot: Don't sweat it. It's more fun to play with your bobsy anyway, right?
Memorybot: Hey--you're the one who likes it in a sugar cone, right?

what is "up"

K: (to) so what is up?
f: up would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
K: the sky, the ceiling...

not that kt would really care, bit i still laughed just the same

l: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? That sucks.
k: sure, i might gullible enough to beleive they cancelled Felicity.

Do we have a gigglo here?

Fairy Princess: Do you know what Michael told me he's very naughty.
LM: For some reason Michael thinks I'm kind of a strange one.
Fairy Princess: how much would you pay for a strange?
LM: More than I care to admit.

Hey check it out I am girl shy:

Bot one: I got that dog from the pound when he was just a 5 week old pup.
Gaia: My dog just cant get enough pimento.
Bot one: It was those big sad eyes pleading with me to take him home did me in. I had to get him.
Gaia: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*.. I'm still thinking about your rot named butch at home who is anything but mean.
Bot one: I went thru 10 pairs of tennis shoes and 2 couches before I finially broke him of chewing things he should not be chewing.
Gaia: Did you know that I have a beautiful leg?
Bot one: I have to go now.