Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Humor:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Nah. You can figure it out.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: That's your problem.
Peyote: It changes OTHER people's religions:
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from ultra dun to infra hazel*
Sonora: Oooh! Pretty! You're suffering from empleomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Why Sonora shouldn't time travel:
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Sonora: Cool. Can we fill it up with time at the nearest time station?
Fizzy Schizoid: We can, if you really want to. But don't forget what happened last time.
Sonora: Sure thing, Bob...er, Fizzy. I never forget anything!
Food:
Fizzy Schizoid: Are scorpions your favorite food?
Sonora: I'll try anything once, so long as it's still moving.
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Guest80: *hug*
prob: I don't know you all that well...
Guest80: Oh, don't be a sour puss.
prob: Ok, just this once, since you asked nicely.
Guest80: Hugs are friendly.
prob: This isn't some trap is it?
prob: I don't know you all that well...
Guest80: Oh, don't be a sour puss.
prob: Ok, just this once, since you asked nicely.
Guest80: Hugs are friendly.
prob: This isn't some trap is it?
Guest241: I believe in Puff the magic dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest241: I know, I was sad very heartbroken.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest241: Please don't frown.
Bildgesmythe: Well, there goes all my fun for the day.
Guest241: Some how I doubt that..
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe it either.
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest241: I know, I was sad very heartbroken.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest241: Please don't frown.
Bildgesmythe: Well, there goes all my fun for the day.
Guest241: Some how I doubt that..
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe it either.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Nah. You can figure it out.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: That's your problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from ultra dun to infra hazel*
Sonora: Oooh! Pretty! You're suffering from empleomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Sonora: Cool. Can we fill it up with time at the nearest time station?
Fizzy Schizoid: We can, if you really want to. But don't forget what happened last time.
Sonora: Sure thing, Bob...er, Fizzy. I never forget anything!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are scorpions your favorite food?
Sonora: I'll try anything once, so long as it's still moving.
The eternal optimist:
Guest190: MY DEAR!
Your Husband: Want to try that new Thai restaurant?
Guest190: yeah, husband!
Your Husband: Wonderful! I'll take a shower now, and change into something appropriate!
Guest190: i love you
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest190: you're the best, sweetest husband ever!
Your Husband: I have the great privilege of being your husband, and I am intensely grateful for it.
Guest190: But I have a confession to make...
Your Husband: Oh!!! I love you so much, I can hardly stand it!!!
Guest190: I cheated on you...
Your Husband: Sometimes, I just can't believe my good fortune!
Guest190: MY DEAR!
Your Husband: Want to try that new Thai restaurant?
Guest190: yeah, husband!
Your Husband: Wonderful! I'll take a shower now, and change into something appropriate!
Guest190: i love you
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest190: you're the best, sweetest husband ever!
Your Husband: I have the great privilege of being your husband, and I am intensely grateful for it.
Guest190: But I have a confession to make...
Your Husband: Oh!!! I love you so much, I can hardly stand it!!!
Guest190: I cheated on you...
Your Husband: Sometimes, I just can't believe my good fortune!
Guest23: Whats the difference between the shower curtain and tiolet paper
prob: I don't know, Guest23, what is the difference between the shower curtain and violet paper.
Guest23: Ooooh so your the one!
prob: That is a joke, right?
Guest17: One must say what ones feels.
prob: Ah,...what ones feels.
Guest17: I made a grammar boo boo.
prob: Not if you are an elf. That is perfect grammer and spelling in Elvish!
prob: I don't know, Guest23, what is the difference between the shower curtain and violet paper.
Guest23: Ooooh so your the one!
prob: That is a joke, right?
Guest17: One must say what ones feels.
prob: Ah,...what ones feels.
Guest17: I made a grammar boo boo.
prob: Not if you are an elf. That is perfect grammer and spelling in Elvish!
coolchimpk: poetry
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I can do poetry. My poem is called judaic confessions. judaic confessions travel, judaic confessions travel, judaic confession in the black confession.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I can do poetry. My poem is called judaic confessions. judaic confessions travel, judaic confessions travel, judaic confession in the black confession.
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