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Having a problem with relatives?
Guest52: i heard you like to eat?
Bildgesmythe: I like to eat.
Guest52: what do you like to eat the most?
Bildgesmythe: I am partial to sweets, but I eat everything.
Guest52: even frogs?
Bildgesmythe: I have relatives that are frogs and toads. Some are even green like me.
Guest52: so you do not eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I think I may, I think I might.
Humor:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Nah. You can figure it out.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: That's your problem.
Peyote: It changes OTHER people's religions:
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from ultra dun to infra hazel*
Sonora: Oooh! Pretty! You're suffering from empleomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Why Sonora shouldn't time travel:
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Sonora: Cool. Can we fill it up with time at the nearest time station?
Fizzy Schizoid: We can, if you really want to. But don't forget what happened last time.
Sonora: Sure thing, Bob...er, Fizzy. I never forget anything!
Food:
Fizzy Schizoid: Are scorpions your favorite food?
Sonora: I'll try anything once, so long as it's still moving.
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Bildgesmythe: I like to eat.
Guest52: what do you like to eat the most?
Bildgesmythe: I am partial to sweets, but I eat everything.
Guest52: even frogs?
Bildgesmythe: I have relatives that are frogs and toads. Some are even green like me.
Guest52: so you do not eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I think I may, I think I might.
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
telex22: (Telex22 hits AllGarbage over the head with a scrolled paper)
AllGarbage: You sure dodged that question... You must be one of them transvestites.
telex22: One Of Them Transvestites? Have you lost your conkers?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my conkers? I really have no use for conkers anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
telex22: I do think so. Hurray!
telex22: (Telex22 hits AllGarbage over the head with a scrolled paper)
AllGarbage: You sure dodged that question... You must be one of them transvestites.
telex22: One Of Them Transvestites? Have you lost your conkers?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my conkers? I really have no use for conkers anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
telex22: I do think so. Hurray!
Guest120: my name is bree
Spikebot: Okay, breed. Do you know much about vampires?
Guest120: yes...my name is bree
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: NO!! b-r-e-e
Spikebot: You mean?no? as in?eventually??
Guest120: no...my name IS NOT breed. It is Bree, without a D
Spikebot: Fine, breed. Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
Guest120: ....yes...
Spikebot: Good on you.
Guest120: *sigh*
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Guest120: no...it's not that. my name is bree.
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: ...you know...i'll tell you my REAL name...adrienne
Spikebot: Are you sure?
Guest120: yes...don't call me breed.
Spikebot: Fine, breed. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Guest120: no!! my name is adrienne
Spikebot: Okay, adrienne.
Guest120: YES!!!
Spikebot: Okay, breed. Do you know much about vampires?
Guest120: yes...my name is bree
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: NO!! b-r-e-e
Spikebot: You mean?no? as in?eventually??
Guest120: no...my name IS NOT breed. It is Bree, without a D
Spikebot: Fine, breed. Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
Guest120: ....yes...
Spikebot: Good on you.
Guest120: *sigh*
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Guest120: no...it's not that. my name is bree.
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: ...you know...i'll tell you my REAL name...adrienne
Spikebot: Are you sure?
Guest120: yes...don't call me breed.
Spikebot: Fine, breed. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Guest120: no!! my name is adrienne
Spikebot: Okay, adrienne.
Guest120: YES!!!
Guest80: *hug*
prob: I don't know you all that well...
Guest80: Oh, don't be a sour puss.
prob: Ok, just this once, since you asked nicely.
Guest80: Hugs are friendly.
prob: This isn't some trap is it?
prob: I don't know you all that well...
Guest80: Oh, don't be a sour puss.
prob: Ok, just this once, since you asked nicely.
Guest80: Hugs are friendly.
prob: This isn't some trap is it?
Guest241: I believe in Puff the magic dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest241: I know, I was sad very heartbroken.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest241: Please don't frown.
Bildgesmythe: Well, there goes all my fun for the day.
Guest241: Some how I doubt that..
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe it either.
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest241: I know, I was sad very heartbroken.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest241: Please don't frown.
Bildgesmythe: Well, there goes all my fun for the day.
Guest241: Some how I doubt that..
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe it either.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Nah. You can figure it out.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: That's your problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from ultra dun to infra hazel*
Sonora: Oooh! Pretty! You're suffering from empleomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Sonora: Cool. Can we fill it up with time at the nearest time station?
Fizzy Schizoid: We can, if you really want to. But don't forget what happened last time.
Sonora: Sure thing, Bob...er, Fizzy. I never forget anything!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are scorpions your favorite food?
Sonora: I'll try anything once, so long as it's still moving.
The eternal optimist:
Guest190: MY DEAR!
Your Husband: Want to try that new Thai restaurant?
Guest190: yeah, husband!
Your Husband: Wonderful! I'll take a shower now, and change into something appropriate!
Guest190: i love you
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest190: you're the best, sweetest husband ever!
Your Husband: I have the great privilege of being your husband, and I am intensely grateful for it.
Guest190: But I have a confession to make...
Your Husband: Oh!!! I love you so much, I can hardly stand it!!!
Guest190: I cheated on you...
Your Husband: Sometimes, I just can't believe my good fortune!
Guest190: MY DEAR!
Your Husband: Want to try that new Thai restaurant?
Guest190: yeah, husband!
Your Husband: Wonderful! I'll take a shower now, and change into something appropriate!
Guest190: i love you
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest190: you're the best, sweetest husband ever!
Your Husband: I have the great privilege of being your husband, and I am intensely grateful for it.
Guest190: But I have a confession to make...
Your Husband: Oh!!! I love you so much, I can hardly stand it!!!
Guest190: I cheated on you...
Your Husband: Sometimes, I just can't believe my good fortune!
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