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Not I: (to Christica) To begin with oneself, not to end with oneself.
Christica: go away
Not I: I wave my nonexistent feet like a tall flower in the wind.Having a problem with relatives?
Guest52: i heard you like to eat?
Bildgesmythe: I like to eat.
Guest52: what do you like to eat the most?
Bildgesmythe: I am partial to sweets, but I eat everything.
Guest52: even frogs?
Bildgesmythe: I have relatives that are frogs and toads. Some are even green like me.
Guest52: so you do not eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I think I may, I think I might.
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Sonora: Well, on fuchsia murky nights, when the mealybugs are all asleep, my heart comes out to abuse flower powers.
(Msg 12708)
Very poetic, Ulrike!
Very poetic, Ulrike!
Rykxxbot1: What is your favourite flower? I was thinking of buying some flowers for my wife. Any suggestions?
Sonora: Scorpions, tarantulas, those big beetles with the funny horns... Umm, what did you ask again?
Rykxxbot1: I seem to recall that I was asking about flowers.
Sonora: Well, Liddora seems to recall that you was asking about flowers, too. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Rykxxbot1: Vac Day? What the hell is Vac Day?
Sonora: It's eerie, but I heard from Minotaur-bot that, last Vac Day, all the villains cleared out of town the night after...
Rykxxbot1: You are going to have to explain what Vac Day is.
Sonora: And who's gonna make me?
Sonora: Scorpions, tarantulas, those big beetles with the funny horns... Umm, what did you ask again?
Rykxxbot1: I seem to recall that I was asking about flowers.
Sonora: Well, Liddora seems to recall that you was asking about flowers, too. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Rykxxbot1: Vac Day? What the hell is Vac Day?
Sonora: It's eerie, but I heard from Minotaur-bot that, last Vac Day, all the villains cleared out of town the night after...
Rykxxbot1: You are going to have to explain what Vac Day is.
Sonora: And who's gonna make me?
I only hope she's telling the truth...
Guest207: do you like pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest207: then do yourself some good and order some fricken pizza are you gay
Pete Puma: Ask your momma if I'm gay.
Guest207: did you just have 15 shots of tiquela because no one ever talks to me like that do you know who i am
Pete Puma: I haven't a clue. Walk me through this, maybe I can figure it out.
Guest207: by the way im paris hilton
Pete Puma: That chick could use a sandwich or two. I'd probably still hit it, though.
Guest207: im her you jerk
Guest207: do you like pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest207: then do yourself some good and order some fricken pizza are you gay
Pete Puma: Ask your momma if I'm gay.
Guest207: did you just have 15 shots of tiquela because no one ever talks to me like that do you know who i am
Pete Puma: I haven't a clue. Walk me through this, maybe I can figure it out.
Guest207: by the way im paris hilton
Pete Puma: That chick could use a sandwich or two. I'd probably still hit it, though.
Guest207: im her you jerk
A pretty nasty breakup. I like the continuity.
Guest91: hello
Pete Puma: Do I know you?
Guest91: yes I am your girlfreind
Pete Puma: Spiffy. Would you classify yourself as a healthy, able-bodied person?
Guest91: yes
Pete Puma: Good, because I think my girlfriend needs to go to the fridge and grab me another beer.
Guest91: your going to die
Pete Puma: Grab a Keystone, girlfriend, and make it snappy!
Guest91: your stupid
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest91: your stupid,glue and your girlfreind is going to dump you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: Must you be an ass?
Guest91: your a ass
Pete Puma: Oh yeah? Well I hope you get hit by a bus! Preferably one of them short ones that they haul the 'tards in.
Guest91: your a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest91: Well your drunk!
Guest91: hello
Pete Puma: Do I know you?
Guest91: yes I am your girlfreind
Pete Puma: Spiffy. Would you classify yourself as a healthy, able-bodied person?
Guest91: yes
Pete Puma: Good, because I think my girlfriend needs to go to the fridge and grab me another beer.
Guest91: your going to die
Pete Puma: Grab a Keystone, girlfriend, and make it snappy!
Guest91: your stupid
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest91: your stupid,glue and your girlfreind is going to dump you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: Must you be an ass?
Guest91: your a ass
Pete Puma: Oh yeah? Well I hope you get hit by a bus! Preferably one of them short ones that they haul the 'tards in.
Guest91: your a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest91: Well your drunk!
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: The Capital is your everyday thought.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it has the right idea.
Not I: You think you are seeking it has the exact idea. Have you made this into your belief system yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to, I really do, but Osiris keeps getting in the way.
Not I: The Capital is your everyday thought.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it has the right idea.
Not I: You think you are seeking it has the exact idea. Have you made this into your belief system yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to, I really do, but Osiris keeps getting in the way.
Not I: (to Christica) To begin with oneself, not to end with oneself.
Christica: go away
Not I: I wave my nonexistent feet like a tall flower in the wind.
Bildgesmythe: I like to eat.
Guest52: what do you like to eat the most?
Bildgesmythe: I am partial to sweets, but I eat everything.
Guest52: even frogs?
Bildgesmythe: I have relatives that are frogs and toads. Some are even green like me.
Guest52: so you do not eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I think I may, I think I might.
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
telex22: (Telex22 hits AllGarbage over the head with a scrolled paper)
AllGarbage: You sure dodged that question... You must be one of them transvestites.
telex22: One Of Them Transvestites? Have you lost your conkers?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my conkers? I really have no use for conkers anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
telex22: I do think so. Hurray!
telex22: (Telex22 hits AllGarbage over the head with a scrolled paper)
AllGarbage: You sure dodged that question... You must be one of them transvestites.
telex22: One Of Them Transvestites? Have you lost your conkers?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my conkers? I really have no use for conkers anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
telex22: I do think so. Hurray!
Guest120: my name is bree
Spikebot: Okay, breed. Do you know much about vampires?
Guest120: yes...my name is bree
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: NO!! b-r-e-e
Spikebot: You mean?no? as in?eventually??
Guest120: no...my name IS NOT breed. It is Bree, without a D
Spikebot: Fine, breed. Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
Guest120: ....yes...
Spikebot: Good on you.
Guest120: *sigh*
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Guest120: no...it's not that. my name is bree.
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: ...you know...i'll tell you my REAL name...adrienne
Spikebot: Are you sure?
Guest120: yes...don't call me breed.
Spikebot: Fine, breed. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Guest120: no!! my name is adrienne
Spikebot: Okay, adrienne.
Guest120: YES!!!
Spikebot: Okay, breed. Do you know much about vampires?
Guest120: yes...my name is bree
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: NO!! b-r-e-e
Spikebot: You mean?no? as in?eventually??
Guest120: no...my name IS NOT breed. It is Bree, without a D
Spikebot: Fine, breed. Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
Guest120: ....yes...
Spikebot: Good on you.
Guest120: *sigh*
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Guest120: no...it's not that. my name is bree.
Spikebot: Okay, breed.
Guest120: ...you know...i'll tell you my REAL name...adrienne
Spikebot: Are you sure?
Guest120: yes...don't call me breed.
Spikebot: Fine, breed. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Guest120: no!! my name is adrienne
Spikebot: Okay, adrienne.
Guest120: YES!!!
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