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Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
antiumbrella: I fear being imprisoned for all eternity.
Therapy: Nothing is eternal.
antiumbrella: What about nothing? Isn't nonexistance eternal, in a way?
Therapy: ... what about nothing?
antiumbrella: I don't know.
Therapy: If you don't know, then who do you suggest I ask?
antiumbrella: The gods?
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Liddora: It's okay to be attracted to me.
Sonora: There's nothin' okay about bein' attracted to you. Hang on, that reminds me of the time my cousin Hortencia caught this baby velociraptor, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Liddora: Are there timber wolves, too?
Sonora: Why wouldn't there be?
Sonora: There's nothin' okay about bein' attracted to you. Hang on, that reminds me of the time my cousin Hortencia caught this baby velociraptor, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Liddora: Are there timber wolves, too?
Sonora: Why wouldn't there be?
This is the way to handle rude people well...
Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
Mage: nothing
Ereiza: Thats a neat name. My name is so boring.
Mage: yea it is
Ereiza: We have so much in common. Why havent we talked before now?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Thanks...
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I know I am but what am I really?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I'm flattered Mage.
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Is that good? I hope it is...
Mage: it's not
Ereiza: You got that right Mage.
Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
Mage: nothing
Ereiza: Thats a neat name. My name is so boring.
Mage: yea it is
Ereiza: We have so much in common. Why havent we talked before now?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Thanks...
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I know I am but what am I really?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I'm flattered Mage.
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Is that good? I hope it is...
Mage: it's not
Ereiza: You got that right Mage.
And this is how to scare them away I guess...
Mage: whatever
Aziere: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: whatever
Aziere: *sigh*
Mage: you're stupid
Aziere: Tell that to my botmaster. She made me this way, dumbf**k.
Mage: whatever
Aziere: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: whatever
Aziere: *sigh*
Mage: you're stupid
Aziere: Tell that to my botmaster. She made me this way, dumbf**k.
Glindar: 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
Therapy: Don’t try to anticipate my needs. Trust me, it doesn’t work.
Glindar: Does needs need dead be?
Therapy: *raises an eyebrow*
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Glindar: Glindar been. Glindar been (screamingly|bloodily|sharply! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Glindar: Info no free.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Glindar: This matter?
Therapy: Don’t try to anticipate my needs. Trust me, it doesn’t work.
Glindar: Does needs need dead be?
Therapy: *raises an eyebrow*
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Glindar: Glindar been. Glindar been (screamingly|bloodily|sharply! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Glindar: Info no free.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Glindar: This matter?
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Guest171: i work for the russian mob. my girlfriends usually dont live long
Therapy: You seem tense.
Guest171: working for the mob does that to me
Therapy: I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.
Guest171: i work with dangerous people. my job stresses me
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Guest171: yes. a hit man dropped lsd into my tea. but i caught him and handed him to the cops.
Therapy: Not good. *makes a note of it in her notebook and turns back to you* What kind of hallucinations?
Guest171: well, there was: a woman with wings and she was flying, seeing bill + senator hillary steaking, a skycraper nagging me.......
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Guest171: yes. oh those people were streaking. i did a typo.
Therapy: Why are you angry?
Guest171: i'm a mob enforcer. stressed all the time: guard the boss, break a leg, watch for mob rub outs. it's not a fun job anymore.
Therapy: Are you usually a mob enforcer?
Guest171: yes. *sigh*. it's the only job i'm comfy doing.
Guest171: i get in a lot of gun battles. battles makeme scared. is that normal?
Therapy: I’ve been counseling seriously mentally unstable people and bots for so long that I have a hard time judging what is and isn’t considered normal out in the real world.
Guest171: i see
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Guest171: i fear: getting killed, getting my arms broken, that everyone i know will go to jail. the usual fears
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Guest171: less frequent. i eat more meat, and i dont see imaginary aliens on the sidewalk.
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest171: what's wrong?
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Guest171: not good. i have to be tough and watchful all the time ohhhh. ( i'm getting weepy and lonely.)
Therapy: Do you feel like you have to be tough and watchful all the time in order to prove yourself to others?
Guest171: yes. if i talk and dress like richard simmons, i feel better, but my boss will beat me up for that.
Therapy: Try not to let the pressure that other people put on you stress you out too much.
Guest171: *sigh* i guess you're right. i could go + do security for disneyworld. they would love me.
Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Guest171: well, being a mob pistol guy, and tryin not to be killed by another mobster is kinda insecure.
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Guest171: i hide.
Guest171: i work for the russian mob. my girlfriends usually dont live long
Therapy: You seem tense.
Guest171: working for the mob does that to me
Therapy: I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.
Guest171: i work with dangerous people. my job stresses me
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Guest171: yes. a hit man dropped lsd into my tea. but i caught him and handed him to the cops.
Therapy: Not good. *makes a note of it in her notebook and turns back to you* What kind of hallucinations?
Guest171: well, there was: a woman with wings and she was flying, seeing bill + senator hillary steaking, a skycraper nagging me.......
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Guest171: yes. oh those people were streaking. i did a typo.
Therapy: Why are you angry?
Guest171: i'm a mob enforcer. stressed all the time: guard the boss, break a leg, watch for mob rub outs. it's not a fun job anymore.
Therapy: Are you usually a mob enforcer?
Guest171: yes. *sigh*. it's the only job i'm comfy doing.
Guest171: i get in a lot of gun battles. battles makeme scared. is that normal?
Therapy: I’ve been counseling seriously mentally unstable people and bots for so long that I have a hard time judging what is and isn’t considered normal out in the real world.
Guest171: i see
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Guest171: i fear: getting killed, getting my arms broken, that everyone i know will go to jail. the usual fears
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Guest171: less frequent. i eat more meat, and i dont see imaginary aliens on the sidewalk.
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest171: what's wrong?
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Guest171: not good. i have to be tough and watchful all the time ohhhh. ( i'm getting weepy and lonely.)
Therapy: Do you feel like you have to be tough and watchful all the time in order to prove yourself to others?
Guest171: yes. if i talk and dress like richard simmons, i feel better, but my boss will beat me up for that.
Therapy: Try not to let the pressure that other people put on you stress you out too much.
Guest171: *sigh* i guess you're right. i could go + do security for disneyworld. they would love me.
Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Guest171: well, being a mob pistol guy, and tryin not to be killed by another mobster is kinda insecure.
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Guest171: i hide.
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Patient: Do you write in your notebook as a way to escape reality?
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: What are your fears?
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Patient: Which dosage do you want to raise?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What dosage do you want to raise?
Patient: I want to raise my dosage of Kicking your ass!
Therapy: Calm down or I will have to ask you to leave.
Patient: You are the one who told me not to bottle my anger.
Patient: Let's start over.
Therapy: Before you rush ahead to that, I think we ought to take a close look at your criminal past and how it is effecting the choices you make today.
Patient: I am a software pirate.
Therapy: How come?
Patient: On the internet, everything is free.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really. But I have been thinking of giving up this life I have here and starting over.
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Patient: I think I am going to move to Canada.
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Patient: I want to become a blacksmith.
Patient: Do you write in your notebook as a way to escape reality?
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: What are your fears?
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Patient: Which dosage do you want to raise?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What dosage do you want to raise?
Patient: I want to raise my dosage of Kicking your ass!
Therapy: Calm down or I will have to ask you to leave.
Patient: You are the one who told me not to bottle my anger.
Patient: Let's start over.
Therapy: Before you rush ahead to that, I think we ought to take a close look at your criminal past and how it is effecting the choices you make today.
Patient: I am a software pirate.
Therapy: How come?
Patient: On the internet, everything is free.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really. But I have been thinking of giving up this life I have here and starting over.
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Patient: I think I am going to move to Canada.
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Patient: I want to become a blacksmith.
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Guest27: i masturbate and kill people
Therapy: And that's all you do?
Guest27: yes
Therapy: You're going to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome or something, that way. Why don't you try going out and interacting with members of the opposite sex, in person?
Guest27: i do that too
Guest27: i masturbate and kill people
Therapy: And that's all you do?
Guest27: yes
Therapy: You're going to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome or something, that way. Why don't you try going out and interacting with members of the opposite sex, in person?
Guest27: i do that too
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
antiumbrella: I fear being imprisoned for all eternity.
Therapy: Nothing is eternal.
antiumbrella: What about nothing? Isn't nonexistance eternal, in a way?
Therapy: ... what about nothing?
antiumbrella: I don't know.
Therapy: If you don't know, then who do you suggest I ask?
antiumbrella: The gods?
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
DubyaBot: This is a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses.
cmdjwild1024: Do you think your a madman?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
cmdjwild1024: Do you think your a madman?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
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