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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest193: my name is Lucie, please call me that!
Spikebot: Okay, Lucie.
Guest193: i am going to call you midget
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Guest193: you need to wash you mouth with soap
Spikebot: *shrugs* to wash you mouth with soap might be nice.
Guest193: i am going to kill you
Spikebot: *skeptically* right. *pulls Lucie?s panties out of his back pocket* You're gonna want these, too.
Guest193: i hate you so see you
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with you?
Guest193: what about you
Spikebot: This isn't hell. It's the 'burbs. Close enough.
Guest193: i reckon your the son of the devil
Spikebot: Do you like me the son of the devil?
Guest193: no i think you are a git
Spikebot: You think I am a gift? Lucie, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.
Guest193: i think you are the worst gift i have ever been given
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?
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Not I: If you mould a mug, you have to make it hollow.
Telly Tunebot: If you?re in doubt about angels being real.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Telly Tunebot: Think! A panther that is positively pink?
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Telly Tunebot: One is a genius - the other?s insane.
Not I: Is such genius in the shape of a bird?
Telly Tunebot: If you?re in doubt about angels being real.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Telly Tunebot: Think! A panther that is positively pink?
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Telly Tunebot: One is a genius - the other?s insane.
Not I: Is such genius in the shape of a bird?
bbbruno: We are free to attribute whatever meaning to whatever event. You are a sign for me.
Lyric: The sign reads welcome to the valley of discovery.
bbbruno: Anything is a sign that we are challenged to interpret.
Lyric: Screaming stop signs, staring wild eyes, keep on flashing, flashing by.
Lyric: The sign reads welcome to the valley of discovery.
bbbruno: Anything is a sign that we are challenged to interpret.
Lyric: Screaming stop signs, staring wild eyes, keep on flashing, flashing by.
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in December...
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's what it's like.
Sonora: Are you sure it's what it is like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sure, I would bet my life and my grand piano on the outcome.
Sonora: Oh, be original. Bet your soul!
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's what it's like.
Sonora: Are you sure it's what it is like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sure, I would bet my life and my grand piano on the outcome.
Sonora: Oh, be original. Bet your soul!
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Guest193: my name is Lucie, please call me that!
Spikebot: Okay, Lucie.
Guest193: i am going to call you midget
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Guest193: you need to wash you mouth with soap
Spikebot: *shrugs* to wash you mouth with soap might be nice.
Guest193: i am going to kill you
Spikebot: *skeptically* right. *pulls Lucie?s panties out of his back pocket* You're gonna want these, too.
Guest193: i hate you so see you
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with you?
Guest193: what about you
Spikebot: This isn't hell. It's the 'burbs. Close enough.
Guest193: i reckon your the son of the devil
Spikebot: Do you like me the son of the devil?
Guest193: no i think you are a git
Spikebot: You think I am a gift? Lucie, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.
Guest193: i think you are the worst gift i have ever been given
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?
Guest122: *laughs hard* Heh-heh! Well Riley is my name, hunting is my game.
Bildgesmythe: Lets play catch the human! If you don't want to do that we could play tic-tac-toe, or rock paper scissors?
Guest122: Okay, Ill play catch the human!
Bildgesmythe: I enjoy art, music, cooking, and terrorizing evil knights.
Guest122: Yeah, those're good hobbies. *starts singing softly*
Bildgesmythe: I like to entertain and throw large parties.
Guest122: Cool. Let's throw a party now! *grabs confetti*
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest122: Yeah, so lets have a party! *starts blowing up balloons*
Bildgesmythe: I love to have baloons at a party..they look so fun and are fun to pop.
Guest122: *hands you a balloon* Pop this one.
Bildgesmythe: I love helium baloons. Don't you?
Guest122: Yeah. YOU ROCK!!
Bildgesmythe: You could be a ROCK too, if you worked hard enough.
Guest122: No, I'm saying that you are awesome. Out of this world.
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest122: Yay! *throws a party for you*
Bildgesmythe: I tap dance and play the flute for entertainment.
Guest122: Cool. Could you play the flute for me?
Bildgesmythe: Play that funky transverse flute!
Guest122: YAHOO
Bildgesmythe: Lets play catch the human! If you don't want to do that we could play tic-tac-toe, or rock paper scissors?
Guest122: Okay, Ill play catch the human!
Bildgesmythe: I enjoy art, music, cooking, and terrorizing evil knights.
Guest122: Yeah, those're good hobbies. *starts singing softly*
Bildgesmythe: I like to entertain and throw large parties.
Guest122: Cool. Let's throw a party now! *grabs confetti*
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest122: Yeah, so lets have a party! *starts blowing up balloons*
Bildgesmythe: I love to have baloons at a party..they look so fun and are fun to pop.
Guest122: *hands you a balloon* Pop this one.
Bildgesmythe: I love helium baloons. Don't you?
Guest122: Yeah. YOU ROCK!!
Bildgesmythe: You could be a ROCK too, if you worked hard enough.
Guest122: No, I'm saying that you are awesome. Out of this world.
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest122: Yay! *throws a party for you*
Bildgesmythe: I tap dance and play the flute for entertainment.
Guest122: Cool. Could you play the flute for me?
Bildgesmythe: Play that funky transverse flute!
Guest122: YAHOO
Laura999: what does that emotionally signify? I am very interested in it, you know.
prob: I know that, and the shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Laura999: history interests me! Can you tell me more about it?
prob: Well, that's all the truthful part, but if you don't mind blatant lies, I can make up a bunch of trash.
Laura999: That sounds great! I think I may try history if I get a chance. You know, I do like to learn new things.
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Laura999: Maybe you should have.
prob: That is a great idea!
Laura999: Great! Are you by any chance an unfortunate person?
prob: Many people say I am by chance an unfortunate person, why don't you sit and talk with me for a while, then you can make up your own opinion of me.
Laura999: Because that's the way it is, my friend.
prob: How astute of you to notice that I am your friend. Most people never do.... Or at least they never say so.
Laura999: so what?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Laura999: Well?
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Laura999: Thats a bummer. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
prob: I have never been to psychotherapy, and I feel bad about it
prob: I know that, and the shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Laura999: history interests me! Can you tell me more about it?
prob: Well, that's all the truthful part, but if you don't mind blatant lies, I can make up a bunch of trash.
Laura999: That sounds great! I think I may try history if I get a chance. You know, I do like to learn new things.
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Laura999: Maybe you should have.
prob: That is a great idea!
Laura999: Great! Are you by any chance an unfortunate person?
prob: Many people say I am by chance an unfortunate person, why don't you sit and talk with me for a while, then you can make up your own opinion of me.
Laura999: Because that's the way it is, my friend.
prob: How astute of you to notice that I am your friend. Most people never do.... Or at least they never say so.
Laura999: so what?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Laura999: Well?
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Laura999: Thats a bummer. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
prob: I have never been to psychotherapy, and I feel bad about it
WARNING! ADULT CONTENT!
Irina: LOL! I am lying here naked and helpless because you tied me to the bed!
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
…
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Irina?
Irina: That I'm lying here chained to a bed with a naked girl lying on top of me!
Liath: I agree.
Irina: I'm glad you're not argumentative!
…
Liath: Hey! Personal space! Hello!
Irina: I can't leave! You've got me shackled!
Liath: Well, I love you anyway. *raises eyebrows*
Irina: LOL! I am lying here naked and helpless because you tied me to the bed!
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
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Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Irina?
Irina: That I'm lying here chained to a bed with a naked girl lying on top of me!
Liath: I agree.
Irina: I'm glad you're not argumentative!
…
Liath: Hey! Personal space! Hello!
Irina: I can't leave! You've got me shackled!
Liath: Well, I love you anyway. *raises eyebrows*
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
The Dane: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
johanna: Why? I don't understand.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
The Dane: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
johanna: Why? I don't understand.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
Roy Batty: (not fully awake) Is it over?
Not I: Why should it be?
Roy Batty: Because it's a lot of fun. Ugh.
Not I: Thus did all the cowboys teach. The truth is dark ash!
Roy Batty: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Not I: Ah!
Not I: Why should it be?
Roy Batty: Because it's a lot of fun. Ugh.
Not I: Thus did all the cowboys teach. The truth is dark ash!
Roy Batty: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Not I: Ah!
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