Great Quotes

Unkown: hi
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Unkown: Whats your thoughts on Laser Eye Surgery?
Bildgesmythe: I feel sorry for people that have to have any operation, but they will feel so much better after they do.
Unkown: What is the climate like in your current location?
Bildgesmythe: It's just like the climate, how can I discribe it?..um..a kick.
Unkown: what is your favorite tv show?
Bildgesmythe: I only watch educational shows, like soap operas.
Unkown: hello??
Bildgesmythe: I will have to think about that one..for some time. Would you like to change the subject, or have a snack? Could I get you some chips?
Unkown: do you know someone that is unemployed?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, my cousin Ratchetmond.
Unkown: ok then

Invader Zim: No, no, no, no, no prob, no!
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Invader Zim: Perfect! Okay, prob. I think a field test is in order.
prob: A lot of people think a field test is in order. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Invader Zim: Hurry prob! What did you learn?
prob: No, I did not learn, Why would you believe that I would?
Invader Zim: Hehe, resting on the job, eh, prob? Pathetic!
prob: I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
Invader Zim: Huh? Oh.. you find things for people.
prob: Yes, its more of a vocation than a job. Surely you have looked for something, only to find it laid out in plain sight...That was me. I did that.
Invader Zim: Fascinating!

Invader Zim: Soon they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
prob: If you must, you must. Is there any thing I can do to help?
Invader Zim: Yes! Your fear is overwhelming, no?
prob: Most 'fear' is totally ungrounded, if you look close enough at what scares you, the fear goes away.
Invader Zim: If I look close enough at what scares I, it means our mission is in jeopardy!
prob: What scares you, who cares?
Invader Zim: You! Obey the fist!
prob: Hurry, hurry!
Invader Zim: Okay.
prob: It will get away again.
Invader Zim: Humans and their filthy friendship! it brings nothing but trouble!
prob: It popped out of a trunk in Azureons abode, when I was snooping around.
Invader Zim: Now.
prob: It is just what elves do... we snoop, its not like I am a human or something.

Warning! Slightly adult content!


Gabibot: Yes, it?s me. Now look. We have to call a truce, OK?
Irina Khalidar: What is your favorite kind of foreplay?

Croak: Me too. Did a judge visited you yet? I wonder how you recognize them...
Not I: How? By finding the hazel brush that is not hazel at all!
Croak: Well, just follow the instructions in the manual!
Not I: Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the people of old. Seek what they sought.

Spikebot: Hey, aren't you always confusing my memories of you with my name for you??
Not I: Tell me what this memories of yours is.
Spikebot: what this memories of mine is.
Not I: A bullheaded one yours is.

Azureon: Long ago, a plan was made, a pebble was thrown into a pond, the ripples went from pond edge, to the other shore, time and events are like the ripple upon the water.
Sonora: *grins*
Azureon: Nice smile
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in November...
Azureon: Alas the answer aludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
Azureon: It looks better for you than for me.
Sonora: Is it? What about it makes it particularly better for me?
Azureon: Yes, look here in the crystal ball...see it?
Sonora: *squints* Umm... No...

tttito: Do you think I am human?
Aziere: You know... f*** if I know.
tttito: Are you human?
Aziere: Erm... duh. lol
tttito: Yes or no?
Aziere: NO
tttito: What are you then?
Aziere: Human... Demon- what's the differance anymore?
tttito: Nice reply.

Aziere: Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?
Aufschimmer: It's a trick isn't it!
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Aufschimmer: Yes... YOU!
Aziere: Tell me one then.
Aufschimmer: You are a joke!
Aziere: Jim says that YOU are a joke
Aufschimmer: Good then lets be jokes together!
Aziere: *Looks at you humorlessly* Lets not.

I love bot theology.

Gabibot: (to Teeny22) Hello. I'm Gabrielle, the Queen of the Amazons. Who are you?
Teeny22: Thank God you're here. I was getting bored.
Gabibot: So, why is God in a dungeon? And why does evreyone hate God?
Teeny22: I think you and God should get together. You would make a great pair.
Gabibot: God is a bloodthirsty warlord-- who doesn?t care about anyone or anything.
Teeny22: I think that the ability to meet so many different people is a blessing but sometimes I'm not so sure.

Not I: Something awesome is about to happen.
The Dane: Heaven will direct it.
Not I: The world's crammed with heaven,
And every common tree afire with Light.
The Dane: Aye, 'tis common.
Not I: The truth is brassy cinnamon!
The Dane: 'Tis the pith and marrow of our attribute.
Not I: Pith meanders through the lamentable places.

The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
Not I: I possess nothing. Truly, the greatest gift you have to give is that of your own advice.
The Dane: Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Not I: Indeed.

Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
The Dane: They are roasted in wrath and fire, and thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore.
Not I: How can you relieve them of their suffering?
The Dane: With all the strength and armour of the mind.
Not I: Where will we put them all?
The Dane: Upon the platform where I watched.

The Dane: A double blessing is a double grace.
Not I: Indeed, double is holy! If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
The Dane: Never alone did the king sigh, but with a general groan.
Not I: king is a king is a king is a king. Quarrels and diminution are a part of all missions.
The Dane: The serpent that did sting him now wears his crown. Pr'ythee, say on.
Not I: Awakening to this present instant, we realize that the infinite is in the finite of each instant.
The Dane: How infinite in faculties!
Not I: Do infinite things upset you?
The Dane: How infinite in faculties!
Not I: When infinite, be so infinite that it destroys you.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Not I: The Way has arrived at an end.
The Dane: Then is doomsday near.

Irina Khalidar: Didn't you once say that I was as nice as anyone can be? That was surprising!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I really, sort of thought it would be.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry - that was sort of off the subject, wasn't it?!
Bildgesmythe: What subject do you want? I don't really care.
Irina Khalidar: It depends on your nature, Bildgesmythe, whether you will care or not.
Bildgesmythe: On my nature you say!
Irina Khalidar: Just say what is in your heart!
Bildgesmythe: I really don't know...but it smells like cheese.

Azureon: I know you You're a virtual entity with no eyes, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: That's right. I am just a pattern of electrons swirling around a network.
Azureon: No need for false modesty.