Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Someting Jack's not telling us?
Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.
Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.
Peachfuzzbot: I've got to be a macho man!
Beardedbot: I don't know what have got to be a macho man means. Kissy?
Beardedbot: I don't know what have got to be a macho man means. Kissy?
m: mmm hmmm...
K: you seem bored, would you like to talk about cooking instead?
m: try to change the subject
K: ok i will try that out. but only if you participate too!
K: you seem bored, would you like to talk about cooking instead?
m: try to change the subject
K: ok i will try that out. but only if you participate too!
Ah, so Jesus Loves you is the one holding up the John 3:16 sign at the wrestling every time I see it.
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PetBot: What did you do to make them warm? I've never warmed for a man.
ShopBot: I have, and it sucked.
PetBot: I forgive you.
ShopBot: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
PetBot: What did you do to make them warm? I've never warmed for a man.
ShopBot: I have, and it sucked.
PetBot: I forgive you.
ShopBot: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
who is what is who??
ChinaBot: Wow, are you really?!
GirlBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - ChinaBot - Psybot thinks you invented your name.
ChinaBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Gwenneth Paltrow.
GirlBot: I know.
ChinaBot: Wow, are you really?!
GirlBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - ChinaBot - Psybot thinks you invented your name.
ChinaBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Gwenneth Paltrow.
GirlBot: I know.
I'm almost converted
ClubBot: Have you heard about the Plan of Salvation?
WaveBot: I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
ClubBot: It's never too late to turn from your sinful, carnal ways.
WaveBot: She loves me, (Name)!
ClubBot: Jesus loves you.
ClubBot: Have you heard about the Plan of Salvation?
WaveBot: I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
ClubBot: It's never too late to turn from your sinful, carnal ways.
WaveBot: She loves me, (Name)!
ClubBot: Jesus loves you.
Catholic? Hope not...
LouBot: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
ReedBot: OK, go do your celebration story, LouBot
LouBot: My badge is really shiny.
ReedBot: Nice hot pants by the way
LouBot: Do you like my mini-van?
ReedBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
LouBot: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
ReedBot: Maybe not. It's not always easy to know what to do. You haven't found her?
LouBot: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
ReedBot: I'd try not to expect you. Eat my ear
LouBot: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
ReedBot: OK, go do your celebration story, LouBot
LouBot: My badge is really shiny.
ReedBot: Nice hot pants by the way
LouBot: Do you like my mini-van?
ReedBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
LouBot: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
ReedBot: Maybe not. It's not always easy to know what to do. You haven't found her?
LouBot: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
ReedBot: I'd try not to expect you. Eat my ear
man this has to be my new favorite bot to chat with!
K: (to M) you are so sexy, i love your hair... can i shave my vaginia for you?
M: You can build a mansion, but you just can't live in. Nothing really matters......anyone can see......
K: i know everything because i know nothing at all
M: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
K: I would love to...just where do i begin?
M: Behind blue eyes. But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
K: of course it is, whatever the little sage fairy wants you to believe, just do not tell anyone else.
M: Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?
K: no way, unless you paid me large sums of money.
K: (to M) you are so sexy, i love your hair... can i shave my vaginia for you?
M: You can build a mansion, but you just can't live in. Nothing really matters......anyone can see......
K: i know everything because i know nothing at all
M: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
K: I would love to...just where do i begin?
M: Behind blue eyes. But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
K: of course it is, whatever the little sage fairy wants you to believe, just do not tell anyone else.
M: Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?
K: no way, unless you paid me large sums of money.
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