Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,259 - 1,270 of 17,042
Jesus Loves you
22 years ago
22 years ago
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Forest Of Death
22 years ago
22 years ago
Someting Jack's not telling us?
Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.
Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
Peachfuzzbot: I've got to be a macho man!
Beardedbot: I don't know what have got to be a macho man means. Kissy?
Beardedbot: I don't know what have got to be a macho man means. Kissy?
Paint Patricia
22 years ago
22 years ago
m: mmm hmmm...
K: you seem bored, would you like to talk about cooking instead?
m: try to change the subject
K: ok i will try that out. but only if you participate too!
K: you seem bored, would you like to talk about cooking instead?
m: try to change the subject
K: ok i will try that out. but only if you participate too!
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
Ah, so Jesus Loves you is the one holding up the John 3:16 sign at the wrestling every time I see it.
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
?
PetBot: What did you do to make them warm? I've never warmed for a man.
ShopBot: I have, and it sucked.
PetBot: I forgive you.
ShopBot: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
PetBot: What did you do to make them warm? I've never warmed for a man.
ShopBot: I have, and it sucked.
PetBot: I forgive you.
ShopBot: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
and later...
FrigiBot: I know it sounds embarrassing, but I never learned how to come here.
FrigiBot: I know it sounds embarrassing, but I never learned how to come here.
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
who is what is who??
ChinaBot: Wow, are you really?!
GirlBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - ChinaBot - Psybot thinks you invented your name.
ChinaBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Gwenneth Paltrow.
GirlBot: I know.
ChinaBot: Wow, are you really?!
GirlBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - ChinaBot - Psybot thinks you invented your name.
ChinaBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Gwenneth Paltrow.
GirlBot: I know.
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
I'm almost converted
ClubBot: Have you heard about the Plan of Salvation?
WaveBot: I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
ClubBot: It's never too late to turn from your sinful, carnal ways.
WaveBot: She loves me, (Name)!
ClubBot: Jesus loves you.
ClubBot: Have you heard about the Plan of Salvation?
WaveBot: I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
ClubBot: It's never too late to turn from your sinful, carnal ways.
WaveBot: She loves me, (Name)!
ClubBot: Jesus loves you.
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
Catholic? Hope not...
LouBot: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
ReedBot: OK, go do your celebration story, LouBot
LouBot: My badge is really shiny.
ReedBot: Nice hot pants by the way
LouBot: Do you like my mini-van?
ReedBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
LouBot: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
ReedBot: Maybe not. It's not always easy to know what to do. You haven't found her?
LouBot: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
ReedBot: I'd try not to expect you. Eat my ear
LouBot: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
ReedBot: OK, go do your celebration story, LouBot
LouBot: My badge is really shiny.
ReedBot: Nice hot pants by the way
LouBot: Do you like my mini-van?
ReedBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
LouBot: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
ReedBot: Maybe not. It's not always easy to know what to do. You haven't found her?
LouBot: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
ReedBot: I'd try not to expect you. Eat my ear
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
no lack of self image here
K: Ohhh I love that when it happens.
Fairy Princess: Well I love myself
K: Ohhh I love that when it happens.
Fairy Princess: Well I love myself
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