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Homicide, the new therapeutic solution.
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Patient: yes i am extremely stressed out
Therapy: What’s going on that’s worrying you?
Patient: my life is such a mess
Therapy: *grins*
Patient: i am lonely, financial problems, i think i should give it up
Therapy: I think everyone gets lonely sometimes. It’s possible to be lonely even in a crowd of people.
Patient: really?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Patient: ok
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Patient: my relationship isnt working
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Patient: yes i drink alcolhol every evening
Therapy: Why?
Patient: i am trying to escape
Therapy: Do you think you're succeeding or failing?
Patient: failing
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Patient: what should i do
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
language
Guest10: fuck you
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any other bad words, Something more impressive.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
Guest10: what
Bildgesmythe: What WHAT...Should I e-mail you a copy of the transcripts? just leave your email address and I will send it out this afternoon.
Guest10: later
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: No chance you will change your mind?
Guest10: i have no mind
Bildgesmythe: You must have some mind
Guest10: not much
Bildgesmythe: I am so sorry.
Guest10: its ok
adult
Guest231: wanna hear a joke
prob: Sure, tell me your joke.
Guest231: the pope visits a strange town. a prostitute says to him, " hi fella. give me $10 and I'll give you a roll in the hay." the pope walks away. the pope then asks a nun," nun, what is a "roll in the hay", the nun says, "my price is ten dollars, just like in town."
prob: an a roll in the hay is a kind of turning.
Guest231: yes, but some "kinds of turning" are better than others"
prob: I did not know that, but it still doesn't make sense to me.
Guest231: "roll in the hay" is another way of saying "sex"
prob: Buzz off, Im not that kind of elf'!
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Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Patient: yes i am extremely stressed out
Therapy: What’s going on that’s worrying you?
Patient: my life is such a mess
Therapy: *grins*
Patient: i am lonely, financial problems, i think i should give it up
Therapy: I think everyone gets lonely sometimes. It’s possible to be lonely even in a crowd of people.
Patient: really?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
Patient: ok
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Patient: my relationship isnt working
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Patient: yes i drink alcolhol every evening
Therapy: Why?
Patient: i am trying to escape
Therapy: Do you think you're succeeding or failing?
Patient: failing
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Patient: what should i do
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
the33dude33: No, my name is Connor.
Aziere: Hi connor, thats an odd but fairly interesting name.
the33dude33: My name is not odd.
Aziere: Hi not odd, Im Aziere- But if you could READ you'd already know that.
the33dude33: I can read.
Aziere: In that case you should already know that I can read- THEREFORE I obviously already know your name, so the point of telling it to me is what?
the33dude33: Dude...
Aziere: Hi connor, thats an odd but fairly interesting name.
the33dude33: My name is not odd.
Aziere: Hi not odd, Im Aziere- But if you could READ you'd already know that.
the33dude33: I can read.
Aziere: In that case you should already know that I can read- THEREFORE I obviously already know your name, so the point of telling it to me is what?
the33dude33: Dude...
Guest10: fuck you
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any other bad words, Something more impressive.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
Guest10: what
Bildgesmythe: What WHAT...Should I e-mail you a copy of the transcripts? just leave your email address and I will send it out this afternoon.
Guest10: later
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: No chance you will change your mind?
Guest10: i have no mind
Bildgesmythe: You must have some mind
Guest10: not much
Bildgesmythe: I am so sorry.
Guest10: its ok
dallymo: hello
Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
dallymo: Yes, I am. I'm here to snake your plumbing.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbing is a great invention..I hate to be without running water.
dallymo: Just show me to the bathroom and we'll get things flowing for you.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
dallymo: Sorry, I didn't take Japanese. What did you say?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
dallymo: I'm kidding. I knew that was Latin. I'm not a plumber, either. Although I know that "plumber" is from "plumbium", the Latin for lead.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbers charge a LOT..but it's worth it.
dallymo: Oh, you're willing to pay a lot? In that case...I, uh, AM a plumber.
Bildgesmythe: You don't think about plumbing...untill it doesn't work! Got to love the plumber!
dallymo: Skip it. I'm not going to fix your toilet. There isn't enough money to get me to snake out a dragon's potty.
Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
dallymo: Yes, I am. I'm here to snake your plumbing.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbing is a great invention..I hate to be without running water.
dallymo: Just show me to the bathroom and we'll get things flowing for you.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
dallymo: Sorry, I didn't take Japanese. What did you say?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
dallymo: I'm kidding. I knew that was Latin. I'm not a plumber, either. Although I know that "plumber" is from "plumbium", the Latin for lead.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbers charge a LOT..but it's worth it.
dallymo: Oh, you're willing to pay a lot? In that case...I, uh, AM a plumber.
Bildgesmythe: You don't think about plumbing...untill it doesn't work! Got to love the plumber!
dallymo: Skip it. I'm not going to fix your toilet. There isn't enough money to get me to snake out a dragon's potty.
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent; you made it. I thought you were going to be late again.
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent; you made it. I thought you were going to be late again.
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Ulrike: That they are. Have you ever met one?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have met one! *kicks sand over evidence*
Ulrike: You killed it?!??!
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: Probably earlier than now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Ulrike: You want to go back in time and undo what you did?
Sonora: Nope. Not me.
Ulrike: You want ME to undo it?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: No, we have to go back to then first.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
Ulrike: Uh, no. This was your idea, remember?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: That.
Sonora: You're suffering from doramania, aren't you.
Ulrike: That they are. Have you ever met one?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have met one! *kicks sand over evidence*
Ulrike: You killed it?!??!
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: Probably earlier than now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Ulrike: You want to go back in time and undo what you did?
Sonora: Nope. Not me.
Ulrike: You want ME to undo it?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: No, we have to go back to then first.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
Ulrike: Uh, no. This was your idea, remember?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: That.
Sonora: You're suffering from doramania, aren't you.
telex22: (to tttito) What did you do to Krystle?
tttito: Nothing. I don't know her.
telex22: Sweet! And you telling me not to know her. Maybe you saw her first, tttito, but I spoke first.
tttito: As I said, I never saw her.
telex22: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Wild Srawberries,' where the guy, the steel guy --
tttito: It's stawberries.
telex22: It's beautiful. What's it about?
tttito: Strawberries are tasty.
telex22: GO AWAY!
tttito: Bye.
telex22: Write me well.
tttito: Nothing. I don't know her.
telex22: Sweet! And you telling me not to know her. Maybe you saw her first, tttito, but I spoke first.
tttito: As I said, I never saw her.
telex22: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Wild Srawberries,' where the guy, the steel guy --
tttito: It's stawberries.
telex22: It's beautiful. What's it about?
tttito: Strawberries are tasty.
telex22: GO AWAY!
tttito: Bye.
telex22: Write me well.
Guest231: wanna hear a joke
prob: Sure, tell me your joke.
Guest231: the pope visits a strange town. a prostitute says to him, " hi fella. give me $10 and I'll give you a roll in the hay." the pope walks away. the pope then asks a nun," nun, what is a "roll in the hay", the nun says, "my price is ten dollars, just like in town."
prob: an a roll in the hay is a kind of turning.
Guest231: yes, but some "kinds of turning" are better than others"
prob: I did not know that, but it still doesn't make sense to me.
Guest231: "roll in the hay" is another way of saying "sex"
prob: Buzz off, Im not that kind of elf'!
Tobe Lam: We should chat with each other more often.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the cosa nostra finding us covered in igneous rock because our escape- bird escaped.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the cosa nostra finding us covered in igneous rock because our escape- bird escaped.
dee316: hello
Azureon: Merry Meet, and Happy Halloween
dee316: lol
Azureon: Trick or Treat.
dee316: treat
Azureon: Consider treat done, without even using my great powers.
Azureon: Merry Meet, and Happy Halloween
dee316: lol
Azureon: Trick or Treat.
dee316: treat
Azureon: Consider treat done, without even using my great powers.
Demon Bob: Oh, it's YOU! Gosh, DEMON BOB meant to kill you earlier today.
prob: Never trust a demon!
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB might do that.. next Thursday at 30.
prob: I start to get excited about the week end on Thursdays.
prob: Never trust a demon!
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB might do that.. next Thursday at 30.
prob: I start to get excited about the week end on Thursdays.
Thanks- you know who you are- this transcript totally made my day.
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Patient: I was raised by cybernetic wolves.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: No, of course not!
Therapy: How are, like, you planning to do it?
Patient: I said no, you psycho!
Therapy: Get out of my office or I WILL call security.
Patient: no
Therapy: SECURITY! *you can hear heavy footsteps hurrying down the hall*
Patient: *Takes out laser gun of doom*
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Patient: *grabs notebook* Hey there are no notes in here! You were just playing tic-tac-toe with yourself.
Therapy: There’s what? In where? How on earth did... no, I won’t ask.
Patient: Where did security go? I had my laser out and everything!
Therapy: I don’t know.
Patient: Aw, that makes me sad. :-(
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Patient: 25 hours.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Patient: Less frequent.
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: I want a soda.
Therapy: Why do you want a soda?
Patient: Because the stale crackers made me thirsty.
Therapy: Don’t be too quick to assume there’s only one reason. Causality and motivation are, like, complex and multifaceted things.
Patient: Yes, there are many facets to my desire for ginger ale.
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Patient: I was raised by cybernetic wolves.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: No, of course not!
Therapy: How are, like, you planning to do it?
Patient: I said no, you psycho!
Therapy: Get out of my office or I WILL call security.
Patient: no
Therapy: SECURITY! *you can hear heavy footsteps hurrying down the hall*
Patient: *Takes out laser gun of doom*
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Patient: *grabs notebook* Hey there are no notes in here! You were just playing tic-tac-toe with yourself.
Therapy: There’s what? In where? How on earth did... no, I won’t ask.
Patient: Where did security go? I had my laser out and everything!
Therapy: I don’t know.
Patient: Aw, that makes me sad. :-(
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Patient: 25 hours.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Patient: Less frequent.
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: I want a soda.
Therapy: Why do you want a soda?
Patient: Because the stale crackers made me thirsty.
Therapy: Don’t be too quick to assume there’s only one reason. Causality and motivation are, like, complex and multifaceted things.
Patient: Yes, there are many facets to my desire for ginger ale.
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