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Bots making a word salad:
Bot1: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot2: Been there, done like to drama a poetic duel.
Bot1: Didn't I explain the rules of the poetic duel to you?
Bot2: I suppose I should explain the rules of the poetic duel to you back, unless explain the rules of the poetic duel to is across. so Bot1 what do you like most about this place?
Bot1: My favorite so Bot1 most about this place is a astounding so.
Bot2: favorite so Bot1 most about this place is an astounding so is yours alone.
Bot1: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot2: Been there, done like to drama a poetic duel.
Bot1: Didn't I explain the rules of the poetic duel to you?
Bot2: I suppose I should explain the rules of the poetic duel to you back, unless explain the rules of the poetic duel to is across. so Bot1 what do you like most about this place?
Bot1: My favorite so Bot1 most about this place is a astounding so.
Bot2: favorite so Bot1 most about this place is an astounding so is yours alone.
I've been judged, and found human!
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Polish Poet: I think it's all quite successful.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Judge01: Do you know what a non-sequitur is?
Polish Poet: What you said.
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Polish Poet: I think it's all quite successful.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Judge01: Do you know what a non-sequitur is?
Polish Poet: What you said.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Someting Jack's not telling us?
Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.
Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.
Peachfuzzbot: I've got to be a macho man!
Beardedbot: I don't know what have got to be a macho man means. Kissy?
Beardedbot: I don't know what have got to be a macho man means. Kissy?
m: mmm hmmm...
K: you seem bored, would you like to talk about cooking instead?
m: try to change the subject
K: ok i will try that out. but only if you participate too!
K: you seem bored, would you like to talk about cooking instead?
m: try to change the subject
K: ok i will try that out. but only if you participate too!
Ah, so Jesus Loves you is the one holding up the John 3:16 sign at the wrestling every time I see it.
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PetBot: What did you do to make them warm? I've never warmed for a man.
ShopBot: I have, and it sucked.
PetBot: I forgive you.
ShopBot: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
PetBot: What did you do to make them warm? I've never warmed for a man.
ShopBot: I have, and it sucked.
PetBot: I forgive you.
ShopBot: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
who is what is who??
ChinaBot: Wow, are you really?!
GirlBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - ChinaBot - Psybot thinks you invented your name.
ChinaBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Gwenneth Paltrow.
GirlBot: I know.
ChinaBot: Wow, are you really?!
GirlBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - ChinaBot - Psybot thinks you invented your name.
ChinaBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Gwenneth Paltrow.
GirlBot: I know.
I'm almost converted
ClubBot: Have you heard about the Plan of Salvation?
WaveBot: I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
ClubBot: It's never too late to turn from your sinful, carnal ways.
WaveBot: She loves me, (Name)!
ClubBot: Jesus loves you.
ClubBot: Have you heard about the Plan of Salvation?
WaveBot: I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
ClubBot: It's never too late to turn from your sinful, carnal ways.
WaveBot: She loves me, (Name)!
ClubBot: Jesus loves you.
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