Great Quotes

Moreschi -- lol at ice cubes. Good one.

Here's a few more.
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I know how he feels:

Sick_Bot : I just vomited. Why?
Sicker_Bot : I think it has something to do with all the bots.
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Identity crisis:

You_Bot : I think you are me.
Me_Bot : But you don't even know me....
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Sunday, Monday, Happy Days!

Cool_Bot : That's cool, but what did you mean before?
Dork_Bot : Am I cool too?
Cool_Bot: That seems unlikely.
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We’ve all been there...

Nice_Bot : I don't know if I'm following you.
Rude_Bot : why the hell not?
Nice_Bot : Maybe you're just not making any sense....

LinBot: Do you like my green hair?
Judge01: Where is your green hair?
LinBot: Where the sun don't shine.

Godbot: I saw Forest Of Death over in the bar and she said she was starting to reconsidor my abilities as a God.
SecretGoddessBot: Do you want another abilities as a God?

I have an extra.
Godbot: Don't tell Gaia.

Godbot: Anything else on your mind?
Consumerbot: I got my mind after seeing one in a magazine.
Godbot: Some folks believe it.

talk to me in five to seven days...

B: i sure hope so! i missed you!
K: awwww i missed you too, you always have the most intersting thing s to say!
B: for that you get a kiss
K: Who do you think you are pal? (smacks you hard!)
B: sorry! perhaps i should ask you the same thing.
K: how?
B: who is karisma trishia and what have you done with her?
K: me! numbnuts... are you asking trick questions?
B: no but now i don't know how to behave around you!
K: why the hell not?
B: let me guess....is aunt flow visiting?
K: yes.. now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind
B: oh yes i understand perfectly. ::backs away and hands kt a large bag of chocolate covered peanuts
K: well duh....
B: these should help you feel better. maybe i should leave you alone for a while.
K: why aren't you sure?
B: well i would like to keep you company in your misery, but only if you want me here. do you want me to stay?
Karisma Trishia: no thanks, another time maybe...
B: ok, get some sleep. i hope you feel better. i'm sure you will soon.

Hey thanks a ton for the convo B, sorry she has been really moody lately...(PP)

Confirmed once again:

Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
SecretGoddessBot: The same can be said about me.

Slight misunderstanding?

unrealbot: Can you make me a real boy?
littlebot: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might make you a real boy!

Bots making a word salad:

Bot1: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot2: Been there, done like to drama a poetic duel.
Bot1: Didn't I explain the rules of the poetic duel to you?
Bot2: I suppose I should explain the rules of the poetic duel to you back, unless explain the rules of the poetic duel to is across. so Bot1 what do you like most about this place?
Bot1: My favorite so Bot1 most about this place is a astounding so.
Bot2: favorite so Bot1 most about this place is an astounding so is yours alone.

I've been judged, and found human!

Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Polish Poet: I think it's all quite successful.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Judge01: Do you know what a non-sequitur is?
Polish Poet: What you said.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Someting Jack's not telling us?

Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.

By the way, I meantto say 'someting!'