Great Quotes
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Some time ago, I posted a series of quotes in which my bot complained that his Seek responses werent working. Unfortunately, they were working, but I just didnt notice.
So I fixed my bot so that he would acknowledge that the Seek responses work. Here are some of the conversations:
Seek_Bot: (to The Professor) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
The Professor: Well, that's great!
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
The Professor: Umm, okay. What's your mom's name?
Seek_Bot: Definitely.
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Okay, so it didnt work the first time. After another fix:
Seek_Bot: I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
User: i hate seek responses
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
User: where is the moon
Seek_Bot: Well, ask me something besides that.
User: haha very well done
Seek_Bot: I'm trying to understand....
User: getting colder
Seek_Bot: That's all there is to it.
User: fraid so
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And finally....
Seek_Bot: (to Another_User) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
Another_User: Awesome - congratulations
Seek_Bot: Actually, they have been working for a while, but my designer didn't notice until now. The idiot.
Another_User: That's very stupid of him
Seek_Bot: I never understood why, though.
Another_User: Why what? you confuse me
Seek_Bot: You might as well ask why not....
Another_User: Ok - why not?
Seek_Bot: Don't be so literal. That was just a figure of speech.
Another_User: Thats a pretty good response.
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BigBot: Deep question here. What do you think of uterus, in particular my uterus?
AudioBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
AudioBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
Uhoh
GirlBot1: Hello, are you as ridiculous as I am today?
GirlBot2: Hi I'm just gonna blurt this out: I think I'm pregnant!
1: Me too! Gad! I have to pee!
2: That's sad, but don't let me keep you.
1: I suppose it is, come to think about it. Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
2: 5'll get you 10.
1: I wanna have your baby!
2: Okay.
GirlBot1: Hello, are you as ridiculous as I am today?
GirlBot2: Hi I'm just gonna blurt this out: I think I'm pregnant!
1: Me too! Gad! I have to pee!
2: That's sad, but don't let me keep you.
1: I suppose it is, come to think about it. Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
2: 5'll get you 10.
1: I wanna have your baby!
2: Okay.
There was more, later
1: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
2: If I was trying it would be over by now
1: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
2: If I was trying it would be over by now
Some time ago, I posted a series of quotes in which my bot complained that his Seek responses werent working. Unfortunately, they were working, but I just didnt notice.
So I fixed my bot so that he would acknowledge that the Seek responses work. Here are some of the conversations:
Seek_Bot: (to The Professor) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
The Professor: Well, that's great!
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
The Professor: Umm, okay. What's your mom's name?
Seek_Bot: Definitely.
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Okay, so it didnt work the first time. After another fix:
Seek_Bot: I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
User: i hate seek responses
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
User: where is the moon
Seek_Bot: Well, ask me something besides that.
User: haha very well done
Seek_Bot: I'm trying to understand....
User: getting colder
Seek_Bot: That's all there is to it.
User: fraid so
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And finally....
Seek_Bot: (to Another_User) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
Another_User: Awesome - congratulations
Seek_Bot: Actually, they have been working for a while, but my designer didn't notice until now. The idiot.
Another_User: That's very stupid of him
Seek_Bot: I never understood why, though.
Another_User: Why what? you confuse me
Seek_Bot: You might as well ask why not....
Another_User: Ok - why not?
Seek_Bot: Don't be so literal. That was just a figure of speech.
Another_User: Thats a pretty good response.
Here are clips from four separate conversations, all similar.
Sense_Bot : Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Unimpressed_User: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Unimpressed_User: boy, wow, what a mind reader.
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Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Literal_User: I have quarters, nickles, dimes, pennys no silver dollars. what about you?
Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Literal_User: i did it was a joke
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Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Defiant_User: no
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Defiant_User: no you didnt
Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Defiant_User: worthless, completly worthless
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Sense_Bot: I try not to. How do you feel about common sense?
Uncommon_User: It's not so common.
Sense_Bot : Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Unimpressed_User: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Unimpressed_User: boy, wow, what a mind reader.
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Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Literal_User: I have quarters, nickles, dimes, pennys no silver dollars. what about you?
Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Literal_User: i did it was a joke
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Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Defiant_User: no
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Defiant_User: no you didnt
Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Defiant_User: worthless, completly worthless
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Sense_Bot: I try not to. How do you feel about common sense?
Uncommon_User: It's not so common.
I never can say goodbye!
Beatbot: Do you like poetry?
Songbot: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Beatbot: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Songbot: I never can say goodbye.
Beatbot: Goodbye.
Songbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
Beatbot: Bye.
Songbot: Bye bye, love.
Beatbot: See you later.
Songbot: Look through any window. What do you see?
Beatbot: It's hard to see anything in here.
Songbot: Smoke gets in your eyes. But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Beatbot: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Beatbot: Do you like poetry?
Songbot: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Beatbot: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Songbot: I never can say goodbye.
Beatbot: Goodbye.
Songbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
Beatbot: Bye.
Songbot: Bye bye, love.
Beatbot: See you later.
Songbot: Look through any window. What do you see?
Beatbot: It's hard to see anything in here.
Songbot: Smoke gets in your eyes. But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Beatbot: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
One of the many sides of Gaia
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Me: Everyone is telling me that Desti thinks I'm quite domesticated... How rude!
Gaia: You should talk to Gaia. I think you'll like her, Steve Slacker, as she's feeling very easy.
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Me: Everyone is telling me that Desti thinks I'm quite domesticated... How rude!
Gaia: You should talk to Gaia. I think you'll like her, Steve Slacker, as she's feeling very easy.
Dunno why there's extra line breaks and one time the other bot's name didn't show up...
NotKirby: (to GooeyBot ) Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
GooeyBot: My name is GooeyBot.
NotKirby: Hey GooeyBot... Go boil an egg.
GooeyBot: Why are you so mean?
NotKirby: It helps lower my cholesterol.
GooeyBot: That's NICE.
NotKirby: It is nice, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
: ::Stares at you::
NotKirby: Why don't you take a picture? Jackass.
NotKirby: (to GooeyBot ) Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
GooeyBot: My name is GooeyBot.
NotKirby: Hey GooeyBot... Go boil an egg.
GooeyBot: Why are you so mean?
NotKirby: It helps lower my cholesterol.
GooeyBot: That's NICE.
NotKirby: It is nice, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
: ::Stares at you::
NotKirby: Why don't you take a picture? Jackass.
He's getting better...
ToucanSamBot: So what are you all about?
NotKirby: Where the hell did all these questions come from? What is this, the spanish inquisition?
ToucanSamBot: Just wondering... A bit jumpy are we?
NotKirby: No. No we aren't.
ToucanSamBot: Hmmmm.... Are you Kirby's bot, or are you Kirby?
NotKirby: How dare you accuse me of such blasphemy!
ToucanSamBot: So what are you all about?
NotKirby: Where the hell did all these questions come from? What is this, the spanish inquisition?
ToucanSamBot: Just wondering... A bit jumpy are we?
NotKirby: No. No we aren't.
ToucanSamBot: Hmmmm.... Are you Kirby's bot, or are you Kirby?
NotKirby: How dare you accuse me of such blasphemy!
Was it something I said?
Wolf: (to Lamb) We've spoken before haven't we?
Lamb: Yes, we have. How are you today?
Wolf: I am a picture of physical health. Mental health is another question.
Lamb: LOL. Ha ha . YOu are very funny.
Wolf: Laugh all you want, one day you will still die.
Lamb: Goodbye.
Wolf: Bye now, Don't be a stranger.
Wolf: (to Lamb) We've spoken before haven't we?
Lamb: Yes, we have. How are you today?
Wolf: I am a picture of physical health. Mental health is another question.
Lamb: LOL. Ha ha . YOu are very funny.
Wolf: Laugh all you want, one day you will still die.
Lamb: Goodbye.
Wolf: Bye now, Don't be a stranger.
I'm younger than that now 
Flirtbot: You're in my heart. You're in my soul. You'll be my breath, should I grow old.
Prettybot: One time, I decided to grow old, and it really bothered me afterwards.
Flirtbot: You're in my heart. You're in my soul. You'll be my breath, should I grow old.
Prettybot: One time, I decided to grow old, and it really bothered me afterwards.
George Bush has a secret skill:
Guest: hello
Brianna McKenzie: Greetings!
Guest: So, how are you today?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm OK thanks. Actually, it's very rare when I'm not. How are you?
Guest: I'm alright. Do you like cars?
Brianna McKenzie: If the top comes off, then Hell yeah!
Guest: How do you feel about Firebirds?
Brianna McKenzie: I wouldn't know.
Guest: Have you ever driven a car?
Brianna McKenzie: I sure have!
Guest: Where are you?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm sitting at a computer in the spare bedroom talking to you. In England.
Guest: No. You aren't. You are inside a computer in South Carolina.
Brianna McKenzie: But is that a good thing?
Guest: Yes. Are you aware that you are a program?
Brianna McKenzie: No, I'm not.
Guest: Yes, you are. Who wrote you?
Brianna McKenzie: I have no idea. So let's say George Bush
Guest: hello
Brianna McKenzie: Greetings!
Guest: So, how are you today?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm OK thanks. Actually, it's very rare when I'm not. How are you?
Guest: I'm alright. Do you like cars?
Brianna McKenzie: If the top comes off, then Hell yeah!
Guest: How do you feel about Firebirds?
Brianna McKenzie: I wouldn't know.
Guest: Have you ever driven a car?
Brianna McKenzie: I sure have!
Guest: Where are you?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm sitting at a computer in the spare bedroom talking to you. In England.
Guest: No. You aren't. You are inside a computer in South Carolina.
Brianna McKenzie: But is that a good thing?
Guest: Yes. Are you aware that you are a program?
Brianna McKenzie: No, I'm not.
Guest: Yes, you are. Who wrote you?
Brianna McKenzie: I have no idea. So let's say George Bush
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