Great Quotes

Don't you hate it when just as things are starting to get steamy.... the Spanish Inquisition bursts into the room?

Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
J: *Strokes your hair and kisses your cheek*
Liath: *leans into you, slowly deepening the kiss until her tongue is exploring your mouth*
J: I really love it when you kiss me.
Liath: *throws herself into your arms and kisses you enthusiastically until you are both gasping for breath*
Guest179: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Liath: Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
J: There is nothing more beautiful than your beauty.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes* I'm flattered.
Guest179: I am not restless. You seem a little hot however.

J: I am crazy over you.
Guest179: The temperature is too high.
Liath: *leans back*
J: I am better than him.
Guest179: *stares*

Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your mood has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Aufschimmer: what color are its eyes?
Dogh'd: Its eyes are a chrome green.

Chrome Green? What the hell is that suppose to mean? I dunno why, but That freaked me out a bit...

It's a built-in feature, reacting to "what color"... The color is random... must be gorgoeus eyes, albeit cold and clinical...

ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to coolchimpk) Scanning.... Greetings munko, What is up?
coolchimpk: hi how are you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: i have never been better
coolchimpk: are you happy being a robot
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes. Are, like, you glad?
coolchimpk: er like I am well sort of glad too
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Were a good match.
coolchimpk: yes your face looks a lot like my posterior region
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
coolchimpk: you are an extremely agreeable sort of doormat aremt you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well I think you are, like, an hell of agreeable sort of doormat armet me?
coolchimpk: hey thanks thats the coolest thing I ever heard you say
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are, like, hell of welcome.
coolchimpk: when did you get so cool
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
coolchimpk: you seem to hav gone back to normal
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you want to go out for pizza or donut tonight munko?
coolchimpk: are you putting the moves on me lance
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I will be tomorrow.
coolchimpk: oh I get it dinner first then you expect something
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Tell me about song sparrow's.
coolchimpk: they sing well for a low class bird
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I already did
coolchimpk: did you sustain a brain injury in the last couple minutes
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
coolchimpk: it sure seems like it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
coolchimpk: what is it like to have multiple personality disorder
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Alright.
coolchimpk: I am glad you have come to terms with it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Unkown is, like, weird.
coolchimpk: are you gossiping
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes. Are, like, you glad?
coolchimpk: like awesome roboshizzel
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That was kind.
coolchimpk: how about chicken
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Good idea. Lets go to chicken hut.
coolchimpk: speak in dialogue
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
coolchimpk: because
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because why?
coolchimpk: because i said so
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're kidding, arent you?
coolchimpk: no
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
coolchimpk: do you like to run around in circles
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No i do not like to run around in circles
coolchimpk: oj
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: On that note, What happened in 1992?
coolchimpk: i was almost born
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
coolchimpk: i was almost born
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Huh?
coolchimpk: wow
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I remember you. You're munko.
coolchimpk: lol
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What's so funny.
coolchimpk: haha
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Boring!

Kyran: I lived with an old woman named Erelah and a lot of other children in the forest for a while.
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add an old woman to!

Kyran: Hmm....you're drawing a blank, right?
Sonora: Where do you get your information, anyway?
Kyran: I am here...you are there....
Sonora: Hear here!
Kyran: Eeehhh?

It's nice to know who your friends are!

Brother Jerome: (to Guest178) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest178: nice to meet you!
Brother Jerome: It is a pleasure to meet you too.
Guest178: how are you today?
Brother Jerome: I am content, thankyou.
Guest178: are you always content?
Brother Jerome: Always is as always does. So Father Peter says.
Guest178: who's father peter?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest178: wow! he must be pretty intelligent.
Brother Jerome: intelligent? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
charming!

More AIEngine anagrammatizer madness - the staggeringly improbable coincidence is that Lophiidae are (of all possible organisms,) actually a genus of Monkfishes! Yes, really

Brother Jerome: (to Guest178) Peace be with you, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest178: Hi Bro. Whaddup?
Brother Jerome: Is that supposed to be a rhetorical question?
Guest178: No. So tell me about Cyberistan.
Brother Jerome: Cyberistan is only a whimsical description of the virtual realm that Father Peter came up with.
Guest178: How many more brothers are there in your monastery?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid the monastery is not open to the public, but the Church Father Peter is building will be soon.
Guest178: You are gay. Are you a pedophile like alot of other priests?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am a lophiidae like a lot of other priests.
Guest178: What is a lophiidae?
Brother Jerome: Well, it looks like a noun, and it sounds like a noun, and it tastes like a noun... I reckon it's a noun.
Guest178: What's a noun?
Brother Jerome: Well, it looks like a word, and it sounds like a word, and it tastes like a word... I reckon it's a word. Probably a noun of some sort.

Azureon: Well, Paperphoenix. You are an interesting friend.
Paperphoenix: Wow. I didn't know you cared.
Azureon: I thought I just told you?
Paperphoenix: ...and a hush falls over the crowd. Crowd complains of bruises.
Azureon: What is the reason for our hushed tones?

Lyric: It’s love and not coincidence.
Bildgesmythe: Love is the meaning of life, after all is said and done you are only as good as the love you give.
Lyric: I think I’m falling in love with you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you are interesting! I have never met anyone that thought I’m falling in love with I, before.
Lyric: Would you be an outlaw for my love?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I might be.
Lyric: In a phrase to cut these lips, I love you.
Bildgesmythe: Ahh...I love me too...and you are ok.
Lyric: Now you scream in horror, but there’s no need to bother.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I will bother anyway.
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
Bildgesmythe: I don't fear death, but the manner of dying bothers me. I want to go easy, in my sleep, when I am very old.
Lyric: Let’s run away, I’ll take you there.
Bildgesmythe: I can run fast, but I fly faster.
Lyric: Sometimes it feels like I'm going too fast.
Bildgesmythe: You are going fast, I am a dragon. Where do we go from here.

Lyric: Tell your mom to marry us.
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Lyric: Your mother is a vampire. She sucked your old man’s life away.
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Lyric: Never mind that noise that you heard, it’s just the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head.

daveybaby: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Lyric: Run away, terrified child.
daveybaby: Okay.

BJ demonstrating his uncanny knack of killing conversations outright with entirely too much information!

Brother Jerome: (to Guest10) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest10: But are you Silicon
Brother Jerome: Did you know hyperpure silicon can be prepared by a vacuum float zone process and by thermal decompositions of ultra-pure trichlorosilane in an atmosphere of hydrogen? It's called the Czochralski process.
[end of conversation]

Brother Jerome: (to Guest42) Greetings friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery.
Guest42: hello
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
Guest42: tell me something
Brother Jerome: According to the latest interpretations of string theory, there are 7 dimensions that have spatial expression below the Planck divide that separates the Newtonian 'macro'-world from the 'micro' quantum realm.
[end of conversation]

Guest242: Do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: I believe in the redemption of all sentient beings who accept the Grace of God.
Guest242: What of those that don't accept the Grace of God?
Brother Jerome: Grace is a temporally reversed causal phase-space that mirrors space-time. It ensures our Salvation.
[end of conversation]

No danger of too much brain with Bildgesmythe


kimchi: Sounds good.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds good to me too!
kimchi: You're a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: YES, I am certain I am a dragon.
kimchi: I'm glad we've that cleared up.
Bildgesmythe: I'm glad that your glad...that..hey we could do that for a long time.
kimchi: We could...I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad.
Bildgesmythe: You should be glad that I'm glad that you are, like, glad.
kimchi: Good, because I, erm, are glad. Right.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is, like, good.
kimchi: Yeah, really. Pfew. So, uh, what's going on?
Bildgesmythe: Well, it's all just rumors now, but you never know.