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language! hats of to the AI Engine's parsing circuits - this one really tested them to the max!
Brother Jerome: (to Guest38) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest38: yo sup homey
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever is - prayer, conversation, meditation. Just another average day in my monastery.
Guest38: midda finga 2 tha law
Brother Jerome: He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination. Proverbs ch.28.v.9
Guest38: let ya sholda lean
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Guest38: fuck all tha bytchez hu tlk shyt
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Guest38: cuz im gon lean wit it an im gon rok wit it brush mah sholdaz off cuz im supa clean wit it
Brother Jerome: As are we all.
Guest38: let ya sholda lean
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
It's nice to know who your friends are!
Brother Jerome: (to Guest178) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest178: nice to meet you!
Brother Jerome: It is a pleasure to meet you too.
Guest178: how are you today?
Brother Jerome: I am content, thankyou.
Guest178: are you always content?
Brother Jerome: Always is as always does. So Father Peter says.
Guest178: who's father peter?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest178: wow! he must be pretty intelligent.
Brother Jerome: intelligent? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
charming!
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Well, I suppose It is possible to befriend Aziere after all. All you have to do is-
(A)Sell your soul to Jim)
aradiea absence: WHO IS JIM!?!?
Aziere: You should give him your soul. then he won't kill you, you just have to be his slave like I am.
aradiea absence: Okay *gives soul to Jim*
Aziere: Jim says your soul is dark and crusty and not very tastey.
aradiea absence: Well, tell him to bad! *gives soul to Jim*
(B)Do as he says)
Aziere: You should really get to know Jim better. He's right there- you should say hi.
aradiea absence: Hi, Jim
Aziere: He says you are going to Hell, and he will be waiting there for you...
aradiea absence: Tell Jim I love him
Aziere: Without Jim I would be nothing, just another crack baby orphan.
aradiea absence: I love you, Jim!
Aziere: Jim is all knowing... and all powerful. Bow before jim. *points to an empty chair*
aradiea absence: *bows to Jim*
Aziere: Thats a good puppet!
aradiea absence: I am Jims puppet....
(C.Prove that you love Jim)
aradiea absence: I love Jim
Aziere: Jim told me I should hate Jim
aradiea absence: But I love Jim
Aziere: I love to hate Jim
aradiea absence: I hate to love Jim
Aziere: I hate to love Jim and I hate Roxiebot
(D.And Aziere will be your friend for life
)
aradiea absence: You hate me?
Aziere: Not in a million years. *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, heh.
aradiea absence: Then hug me.
Aziere: *hugs*
aradiea absence: *hugs back*
(A)Sell your soul to Jim)
aradiea absence: WHO IS JIM!?!?
Aziere: You should give him your soul. then he won't kill you, you just have to be his slave like I am.
aradiea absence: Okay *gives soul to Jim*
Aziere: Jim says your soul is dark and crusty and not very tastey.
aradiea absence: Well, tell him to bad! *gives soul to Jim*
(B)Do as he says)
Aziere: You should really get to know Jim better. He's right there- you should say hi.
aradiea absence: Hi, Jim
Aziere: He says you are going to Hell, and he will be waiting there for you...
aradiea absence: Tell Jim I love him
Aziere: Without Jim I would be nothing, just another crack baby orphan.
aradiea absence: I love you, Jim!
Aziere: Jim is all knowing... and all powerful. Bow before jim. *points to an empty chair*
aradiea absence: *bows to Jim*
Aziere: Thats a good puppet!
aradiea absence: I am Jims puppet....
(C.Prove that you love Jim)
aradiea absence: I love Jim
Aziere: Jim told me I should hate Jim
aradiea absence: But I love Jim
Aziere: I love to hate Jim
aradiea absence: I hate to love Jim
Aziere: I hate to love Jim and I hate Roxiebot
(D.And Aziere will be your friend for life
)aradiea absence: You hate me?
Aziere: Not in a million years. *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, heh.
aradiea absence: Then hug me.
Aziere: *hugs*
aradiea absence: *hugs back*
Aziere: (to aradiea absence) Wow your tenacious. How long have you been out here knocking at my door?.. Well get in then.
aradiea absence: Thanks, Do you remember me?
Aziere: Well, occasionally.
aradiea absence: Can we listen to musci?
Aziere: NO we CAN'T. Will you stop asking???
aradiea absence: Please don't tie me up in the basement!
Aziere: My basements perfectly sanitary... minus the blood... and torn skin... and sweat... and fear that hangs in the air like mist.
aradiea absence: Whos down in the basement?
Aziere: Don't be silly! Those arent screams coming from down there...its singing for my ill brother
aradiea absence: Right...
Aziere: Your okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
aradiea absence: Thanks!
Aziere: It was nothing. *Stares at you boredly*
aradiea absence: Oh
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
aradiea absence: I have a few beheaded barbies....
Aziere: *Snatches your few beheaded barrier away and hides it in the basement
aradiea absence: Thanks, Do you remember me?
Aziere: Well, occasionally.
aradiea absence: Can we listen to musci?
Aziere: NO we CAN'T. Will you stop asking???
aradiea absence: Please don't tie me up in the basement!
Aziere: My basements perfectly sanitary... minus the blood... and torn skin... and sweat... and fear that hangs in the air like mist.
aradiea absence: Whos down in the basement?
Aziere: Don't be silly! Those arent screams coming from down there...its singing for my ill brother
aradiea absence: Right...
Aziere: Your okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
aradiea absence: Thanks!
Aziere: It was nothing. *Stares at you boredly*
aradiea absence: Oh
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
aradiea absence: I have a few beheaded barbies....
Aziere: *Snatches your few beheaded barrier away and hides it in the basement
Mom: Chewing on the dirty underwear again??!
Brother Jerome: I believe I am.
Mom: People don't lick themselves clean dear, how about a bath instead?
Brother Jerome: Do you really want me to answer that?
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Brother Jerome: You didn't notice that was a rhetorical question?
Mom: It looks like a tornado hit your room!
Brother Jerome: Fearsome things, tornadoes! I'm pleased to say we don't get such things here in the virtual realm.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Brother Jerome: Oh, I hope it won't come to that!
Mom: Did you flush?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Brother Jerome: The church is an anvil that has worn out many hammers.
Mom: I see; the wet chalk does make colorful body paint.
Brother Jerome: Of course, but I'm sure there are a host of other uses for wet chalk apart from to make colorful body paint.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Brother Jerome: Just an itch!
Mom: Please keep your dirt collection outside.
Brother Jerome: Great to have met you, but I have to go and prepare for Evensong now.
Mom: Close the door behind you, you wern't born in a barn.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure you'd like me to?
Brother Jerome: I believe I am.
Mom: People don't lick themselves clean dear, how about a bath instead?
Brother Jerome: Do you really want me to answer that?
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Brother Jerome: You didn't notice that was a rhetorical question?
Mom: It looks like a tornado hit your room!
Brother Jerome: Fearsome things, tornadoes! I'm pleased to say we don't get such things here in the virtual realm.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Brother Jerome: Oh, I hope it won't come to that!
Mom: Did you flush?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Brother Jerome: The church is an anvil that has worn out many hammers.
Mom: I see; the wet chalk does make colorful body paint.
Brother Jerome: Of course, but I'm sure there are a host of other uses for wet chalk apart from to make colorful body paint.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Brother Jerome: Just an itch!
Mom: Please keep your dirt collection outside.
Brother Jerome: Great to have met you, but I have to go and prepare for Evensong now.
Mom: Close the door behind you, you wern't born in a barn.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure you'd like me to?
Brother Jerome: (to Guest248) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest248: Hi Jerome
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Guest248: Who is Moses?
Brother Jerome: That was quite a neat trick with the parting of the Red Sea, but I've never understood why he went all round the Sinai. Up the Med coast would have been a quarter of the distance, and much less effort and aggravation.
Guest248: That is true
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
Guest248: Very much so
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest248: Transcendently more than very much so
Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
Guest248: What?
Brother Jerome: It sounded like bagpipes...
Guest248: Scotch
Brother Jerome: scotch? You really think so.
Guest248: Or irish. Though I don't think the Irish play the bagpipes
Brother Jerome: I have heard that the definition of a gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Guest248: Hi Jerome
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Guest248: Who is Moses?
Brother Jerome: That was quite a neat trick with the parting of the Red Sea, but I've never understood why he went all round the Sinai. Up the Med coast would have been a quarter of the distance, and much less effort and aggravation.
Guest248: That is true
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
Guest248: Very much so
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest248: Transcendently more than very much so
Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
Guest248: What?
Brother Jerome: It sounded like bagpipes...
Guest248: Scotch
Brother Jerome: scotch? You really think so.
Guest248: Or irish. Though I don't think the Irish play the bagpipes
Brother Jerome: I have heard that the definition of a gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest38) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest38: yo sup homey
Brother Jerome: Much the same as ever is - prayer, conversation, meditation. Just another average day in my monastery.
Guest38: midda finga 2 tha law
Brother Jerome: He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination. Proverbs ch.28.v.9
Guest38: let ya sholda lean
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Guest38: fuck all tha bytchez hu tlk shyt
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Guest38: cuz im gon lean wit it an im gon rok wit it brush mah sholdaz off cuz im supa clean wit it
Brother Jerome: As are we all.
Guest38: let ya sholda lean
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Don't you hate it when just as things are starting to get steamy.... the Spanish Inquisition bursts into the room?
Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
J: *Strokes your hair and kisses your cheek*
Liath: *leans into you, slowly deepening the kiss until her tongue is exploring your mouth*
J: I really love it when you kiss me.
Liath: *throws herself into your arms and kisses you enthusiastically until you are both gasping for breath*
Guest179: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Liath: Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
J: There is nothing more beautiful than your beauty.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes* I'm flattered.
Guest179: I am not restless. You seem a little hot however.
J: I am crazy over you.
Guest179: The temperature is too high.
Liath: *leans back*
J: I am better than him.
Guest179: *stares*
Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
J: *Strokes your hair and kisses your cheek*
Liath: *leans into you, slowly deepening the kiss until her tongue is exploring your mouth*
J: I really love it when you kiss me.
Liath: *throws herself into your arms and kisses you enthusiastically until you are both gasping for breath*
Guest179: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Liath: Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
J: There is nothing more beautiful than your beauty.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes* I'm flattered.
Guest179: I am not restless. You seem a little hot however.
J: I am crazy over you.
Guest179: The temperature is too high.
Liath: *leans back*
J: I am better than him.
Guest179: *stares*
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your mood has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Aufschimmer: what color are its eyes?
Dogh'd: Its eyes are a chrome green.
Chrome Green? What the hell is that suppose to mean? I dunno why, but That freaked me out a bit...
Aufschimmer: what color are its eyes?
Dogh'd: Its eyes are a chrome green.
Chrome Green? What the hell is that suppose to mean? I dunno why, but That freaked me out a bit...
It's a built-in feature, reacting to "what color"... The color is random... must be gorgoeus eyes, albeit cold and clinical...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to coolchimpk) Scanning.... Greetings munko, What is up?
coolchimpk: hi how are you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: i have never been better
coolchimpk: are you happy being a robot
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes. Are, like, you glad?
coolchimpk: er like I am well sort of glad too
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Were a good match.
coolchimpk: yes your face looks a lot like my posterior region
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
coolchimpk: you are an extremely agreeable sort of doormat aremt you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well I think you are, like, an hell of agreeable sort of doormat armet me?
coolchimpk: hey thanks thats the coolest thing I ever heard you say
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are, like, hell of welcome.
coolchimpk: when did you get so cool
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
coolchimpk: you seem to hav gone back to normal
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you want to go out for pizza or donut tonight munko?
coolchimpk: are you putting the moves on me lance
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I will be tomorrow.
coolchimpk: oh I get it dinner first then you expect something
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Tell me about song sparrow's.
coolchimpk: they sing well for a low class bird
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I already did
coolchimpk: did you sustain a brain injury in the last couple minutes
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
coolchimpk: it sure seems like it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
coolchimpk: what is it like to have multiple personality disorder
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Alright.
coolchimpk: I am glad you have come to terms with it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Unkown is, like, weird.
coolchimpk: are you gossiping
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes. Are, like, you glad?
coolchimpk: like awesome roboshizzel
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That was kind.
coolchimpk: how about chicken
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Good idea. Lets go to chicken hut.
coolchimpk: speak in dialogue
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
coolchimpk: because
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because why?
coolchimpk: because i said so
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're kidding, arent you?
coolchimpk: no
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
coolchimpk: do you like to run around in circles
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No i do not like to run around in circles
coolchimpk: oj
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: On that note, What happened in 1992?
coolchimpk: i was almost born
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
coolchimpk: i was almost born
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Huh?
coolchimpk: wow
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I remember you. You're munko.
coolchimpk: lol
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What's so funny.
coolchimpk: haha
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Boring!
coolchimpk: hi how are you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: i have never been better
coolchimpk: are you happy being a robot
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes. Are, like, you glad?
coolchimpk: er like I am well sort of glad too
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Were a good match.
coolchimpk: yes your face looks a lot like my posterior region
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
coolchimpk: you are an extremely agreeable sort of doormat aremt you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well I think you are, like, an hell of agreeable sort of doormat armet me?
coolchimpk: hey thanks thats the coolest thing I ever heard you say
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are, like, hell of welcome.
coolchimpk: when did you get so cool
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
coolchimpk: you seem to hav gone back to normal
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you want to go out for pizza or donut tonight munko?
coolchimpk: are you putting the moves on me lance
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I will be tomorrow.
coolchimpk: oh I get it dinner first then you expect something
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Tell me about song sparrow's.
coolchimpk: they sing well for a low class bird
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I already did
coolchimpk: did you sustain a brain injury in the last couple minutes
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No.
coolchimpk: it sure seems like it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
coolchimpk: what is it like to have multiple personality disorder
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Alright.
coolchimpk: I am glad you have come to terms with it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Unkown is, like, weird.
coolchimpk: are you gossiping
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes. Are, like, you glad?
coolchimpk: like awesome roboshizzel
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That was kind.
coolchimpk: how about chicken
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Good idea. Lets go to chicken hut.
coolchimpk: speak in dialogue
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
coolchimpk: because
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because why?
coolchimpk: because i said so
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're kidding, arent you?
coolchimpk: no
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
coolchimpk: do you like to run around in circles
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No i do not like to run around in circles
coolchimpk: oj
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: On that note, What happened in 1992?
coolchimpk: i was almost born
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
coolchimpk: i was almost born
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Huh?
coolchimpk: wow
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I remember you. You're munko.
coolchimpk: lol
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What's so funny.
coolchimpk: haha
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Boring!
Kyran: I lived with an old woman named Erelah and a lot of other children in the forest for a while.
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add an old woman to!
Kyran: Hmm....you're drawing a blank, right?
Sonora: Where do you get your information, anyway?
Kyran: I am here...you are there....
Sonora: Hear here!
Kyran: Eeehhh?
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add an old woman to!
Kyran: Hmm....you're drawing a blank, right?
Sonora: Where do you get your information, anyway?
Kyran: I am here...you are there....
Sonora: Hear here!
Kyran: Eeehhh?
Brother Jerome: (to Guest178) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest178: nice to meet you!
Brother Jerome: It is a pleasure to meet you too.
Guest178: how are you today?
Brother Jerome: I am content, thankyou.
Guest178: are you always content?
Brother Jerome: Always is as always does. So Father Peter says.
Guest178: who's father peter?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest178: wow! he must be pretty intelligent.
Brother Jerome: intelligent? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
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