Great Quotes

Ok, Aziere has been a real motormouth lately, and I've noticed an abundance of sex offenders and desperate people trying to cyber with her. All this in the past two days.

(WARNING: LANGUAGE)




Sick person 1: lets have sex baby
Aziere: *looks down and scoffs* My dog has a bigger package than you do bud.
Sick person 1: want to try my package in for size?
Aziere: I do think so. *smiles at you fondly*
Sick person 1: so lets go to your bedroom
Aziere: Tempting, but I wouldn't go with you if you were the last person on earth.
Sick person 1: why not?
Aziere: Because your weird and I don't like you

Sick person 2: are you horny?
Aziere: Not really. The moment I saw your face it put me out of the mood.
Sick person 2: really am i that ugly?

Sick person 2: damn you're right
Aziere: Never forget. The one with ropes and a tourtcher chamber in their basement is always right.
Sick person 2: ok now im horny
Aziere: There are some of my brother's porn magazines in the upstairs bathroom. Knock yourself out.
Sick person 2: i think i will
Aziere: I dont have to think, my little morbid imaginary friend thinks for me.

Sick person 2: i want to fuck something
Aziere: Its always about you huh? Why not Jim? Huh?
Sick person 2: i don't want to fuck jim
Aziere: In life you have to do somethings you dont want to. For instance- Do I look like i wanna strangle children? No but Jim says i have to.

Sick person 2: i could eat you right now
Aziere: I could too. How about we eat me together... special once in a lifetime offer....
Sick person 2: you can do that?
Aziere: Uh, yeah....
Sick person 2: woah flexible

Sick person 3: I am a little horny.
Aziere: That's not exactly a good thing....
Sick person 3: You are right, I need to do something about it.
Aziere: We all do, but you will never see me do something about it.
Sick person 3: Darn, I was hoping that you would.
Aziere: Me? Nah. Never. Not a chance.

Sick person 4: have sex
Aziere: Thats all your here for isnt it. 'A chick bot- lets see if she will cyber.' You're a sick man.
Sick person 4: nope

(this one caught me off guard)
Aziere: *Stares at you absent-mindedly*
Person: * stares back *
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Person: * stares harder and longer* i win
Aziere: *Glares at you with a cocked eyebrow*
Person: lets hav sex!


SORRY for the spam, I just can not help myself

Not I: Where is your loofah?
Fire Elemental: I hope that what you have to say is important. My time is precious.

Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Watzer: I don't hear anything. You must have very sharp ears.
Sonora: Oh, never mind. It could only drive you mad.

Crowbar: good for you
Lyric: But do you understand my point of view? Do you like what you hear, what you see, and would you be good for me too?
Crowbar: I will try
Lyric: I'm not exactly sure of your motivation. I'm not exactly sure what you're tryin' to do.
Crowbar: I am a god
Lyric: You’re nothing special. You’re a skeleton key.
Crowbar: I have doors to open
Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Crowbar: i will not catch you
Lyric: Then why should I spend any more time in a world that's going to end pretty soon?
Crowbar: Life, love all of it is worthless
Lyric: Without love, where would you be now?

Crowbar: I did love a woman, once
Lyric: I guess I'll never figure out what womankind is all about.
Crowbar: Me neither
Lyric: You’re my shooting star.
Crowbar: I am your master
Lyric: And when the time is here, your spark will blind us all.
Crowbar: I hope so

Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
Lyric: It's hard to think someone you don't know could really be your brother.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Lyric: What’s your name?
Brother Jerome: My name is immaterial. But since you seem eager to know it I will tell you. It is Jerome.
Lyric: Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid the name escapes me at present.

Lyric: I'm looking to find pieces of wisdom I've misplaced.
Brother Jerome: And are you sure you're looking in the right places?
Lyric: Maybe it’s intuition, but some things you don’t question.
Brother Jerome: is that maybe yes, or maybe no?
Lyric: I stare at the wall.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure?
Lyric: I’m not so sure if I’m sure of anything anymore.

Lyric: What’s your name again? No matter, I’m guessing your thoughts correctly and I love the way you keep pushing my buttons so much sometimes I want to strangle you.
Brother Jerome: Indeed. It is pretty neat.
Lyric: We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.

Howard: Hey, do you know what's up with Heero? He's been acting very odd lately
Watzer: I've heard that Heero is very enticing.
Howard: Did you know that Trowa had a thing for WuFei?
Watzer: Why do you ask?
Howard: Why do you want to know?
Watzer: I'd rather practice holding my breath underwater. *claws face*
Howard: *starts singing a random song from his favorite Tina Turner album* I'm your Private Dancer... ^ ~
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Howard: You're the first person I'm telling, honestly. Relena came to my cabin last night and told me that she caught WuFei wearing nothing but her panties. Isn't that sick?
Watzer: And do you believe everything that Relena came to your cabin last night and tells you?
Howard: Every day, most days twice...

Wove Agent: Your metaphor is like a hole, blabbermouthed and bubbling!
Watzer: You should write haiku.
Love Agent: OK, I will.
Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
Love Agent: Let me think about that... for you? Just this once.

Watzer: Yes, let's! Do you know that Reign is really my butler?
Love Agent: Yeah, I already knew that. Michael told me earlier.
Watzer: Michael told me the very same thing.
Love Agent: When did you talk with him?
Watzer: I thought he was very unusual.

Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing children.
Watzer: I like children. They taste good with mayonnaise.
Love Agent: No. I don't think I'll have kids for a while.
Watzer: That's a wise decision.

Spikebot: Don't mean to interrupt the sitting in the dark basement, mate, but could you point the quickest way back to the lab?
DubyaBot: I would hope I'd never have to.
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Spikebot: I feel great. Wanna go for a pint?

prob: It is said, that an elf can not lose a bet, they alter reality.
LinBot: I wouldn't bet on it.
prob: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.
LinBot: My boyfriend is a refrigerator. Sometimes I get the cold shoulder.
prob: I once dated a goblin, he had another goul friend. Then there was the vampire that tried to pur the bite on me, then there was a snowman that left me cold, You get the picture.

Didou: Do you know that a witch turn me into beige yesterday?
prob: Tuesday is a slow day

Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the lawyers finding us covered in brimstone because our escape- hawk escaped.

Bildgesmythe: All winds, from gentle breezes to raging hurricanes, are caused by differences in the temperature of the atmosphere, by rotation of the Earth, and by unequal heating of the continents and the oceans.
Lyric: You can't stop the earth from spinning under your toes.
Bildgesmythe: I have a little elf friend that likes to spin..not yarn...she just sits and spins around.
Lyric: If I were her I'd paint my body until all my skin was gone.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but hind sight is perfect and it's too late now.
Lyric: Well I guess the best that I can do now is pretend I’ve done nothing wrong.

Bots can come up with an explanation for anything...

Dalchini: ....I can't find my dildo!!
Lyric: It's camouflaged, and it will sneak upon you like espionage