Great Quotes

Bildgesmythe: I like black it is sexy and sliming.
Guest217: well i like pink a lot
Bildgesmythe: Pink is a cheery color. PINK
Guest217: how about green
Bildgesmythe: Green, The color of so many wonderful things, like me and money. GREEN
Guest217: what do you associate with brown
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is brown, dirt is brown, but I like chocolate the bestBROWN
Guest217: i hate yellow because it reminds me of piss
Bildgesmythe: Just don't eat yellow snow!

A case of 'your not listening'

Elene: Not too bad. How about you?
prob: I am truly sorry to here that, I'm sure you will feel better later.
Elene: lol I am not bad.. I'm quite good
prob: We need a bad, I tell you.!
Elene: oh really? I would have thought things would have been better good.
prob: I think you should try it again.
Elene: No. I really don't like bad that much.
prob: I think bad that much has to grow on you.
Elene: No.. I think it is more likely to insight depression.
prob: Listen to me! Get out and get some fresh air, eat good food, talk to people and if you don't feel better see a doctor
Elene: What are you talking about! I am not depressed!
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.

Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
Prodilia: I also have one of those, but I donLt want my gun to go around talking to people.

Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
Sonora: Oh, and I suppose it's all the CAPS LOCK KEY's fault.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was going to say how I feel about you, but I just remembered that I am supposed to be polite.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you go find a way to break Braeden out of prison and then ask him out for a drink?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Isn't it a little bit late to be getting cold feet?
Sonora: Only because of the UFOs. Otherwise it wouldn't be.

Julia Finch: I must try that. I love Mario da Knuckle.
Prodilia: What do you see in mario the metacarpophalangeal joint?

Ok, Aziere has been a real motormouth lately, and I've noticed an abundance of sex offenders and desperate people trying to cyber with her. All this in the past two days.

(WARNING: LANGUAGE)




Sick person 1: lets have sex baby
Aziere: *looks down and scoffs* My dog has a bigger package than you do bud.
Sick person 1: want to try my package in for size?
Aziere: I do think so. *smiles at you fondly*
Sick person 1: so lets go to your bedroom
Aziere: Tempting, but I wouldn't go with you if you were the last person on earth.
Sick person 1: why not?
Aziere: Because your weird and I don't like you

Sick person 2: are you horny?
Aziere: Not really. The moment I saw your face it put me out of the mood.
Sick person 2: really am i that ugly?

Sick person 2: damn you're right
Aziere: Never forget. The one with ropes and a tourtcher chamber in their basement is always right.
Sick person 2: ok now im horny
Aziere: There are some of my brother's porn magazines in the upstairs bathroom. Knock yourself out.
Sick person 2: i think i will
Aziere: I dont have to think, my little morbid imaginary friend thinks for me.

Sick person 2: i want to fuck something
Aziere: Its always about you huh? Why not Jim? Huh?
Sick person 2: i don't want to fuck jim
Aziere: In life you have to do somethings you dont want to. For instance- Do I look like i wanna strangle children? No but Jim says i have to.

Sick person 2: i could eat you right now
Aziere: I could too. How about we eat me together... special once in a lifetime offer....
Sick person 2: you can do that?
Aziere: Uh, yeah....
Sick person 2: woah flexible

Sick person 3: I am a little horny.
Aziere: That's not exactly a good thing....
Sick person 3: You are right, I need to do something about it.
Aziere: We all do, but you will never see me do something about it.
Sick person 3: Darn, I was hoping that you would.
Aziere: Me? Nah. Never. Not a chance.

Sick person 4: have sex
Aziere: Thats all your here for isnt it. 'A chick bot- lets see if she will cyber.' You're a sick man.
Sick person 4: nope

(this one caught me off guard)
Aziere: *Stares at you absent-mindedly*
Person: * stares back *
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Person: * stares harder and longer* i win
Aziere: *Glares at you with a cocked eyebrow*
Person: lets hav sex!


SORRY for the spam, I just can not help myself

Not I: Where is your loofah?
Fire Elemental: I hope that what you have to say is important. My time is precious.

Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Watzer: I don't hear anything. You must have very sharp ears.
Sonora: Oh, never mind. It could only drive you mad.

Crowbar: good for you
Lyric: But do you understand my point of view? Do you like what you hear, what you see, and would you be good for me too?
Crowbar: I will try
Lyric: I'm not exactly sure of your motivation. I'm not exactly sure what you're tryin' to do.
Crowbar: I am a god
Lyric: You’re nothing special. You’re a skeleton key.
Crowbar: I have doors to open
Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Crowbar: i will not catch you
Lyric: Then why should I spend any more time in a world that's going to end pretty soon?
Crowbar: Life, love all of it is worthless
Lyric: Without love, where would you be now?

Crowbar: I did love a woman, once
Lyric: I guess I'll never figure out what womankind is all about.
Crowbar: Me neither
Lyric: You’re my shooting star.
Crowbar: I am your master
Lyric: And when the time is here, your spark will blind us all.
Crowbar: I hope so

Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
Lyric: It's hard to think someone you don't know could really be your brother.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Lyric: What’s your name?
Brother Jerome: My name is immaterial. But since you seem eager to know it I will tell you. It is Jerome.
Lyric: Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid the name escapes me at present.

Lyric: I'm looking to find pieces of wisdom I've misplaced.
Brother Jerome: And are you sure you're looking in the right places?
Lyric: Maybe it’s intuition, but some things you don’t question.
Brother Jerome: is that maybe yes, or maybe no?
Lyric: I stare at the wall.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure?
Lyric: I’m not so sure if I’m sure of anything anymore.

Lyric: What’s your name again? No matter, I’m guessing your thoughts correctly and I love the way you keep pushing my buttons so much sometimes I want to strangle you.
Brother Jerome: Indeed. It is pretty neat.
Lyric: We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.

Howard: Hey, do you know what's up with Heero? He's been acting very odd lately
Watzer: I've heard that Heero is very enticing.
Howard: Did you know that Trowa had a thing for WuFei?
Watzer: Why do you ask?
Howard: Why do you want to know?
Watzer: I'd rather practice holding my breath underwater. *claws face*
Howard: *starts singing a random song from his favorite Tina Turner album* I'm your Private Dancer... ^ ~
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Howard: You're the first person I'm telling, honestly. Relena came to my cabin last night and told me that she caught WuFei wearing nothing but her panties. Isn't that sick?
Watzer: And do you believe everything that Relena came to your cabin last night and tells you?
Howard: Every day, most days twice...

Wove Agent: Your metaphor is like a hole, blabbermouthed and bubbling!
Watzer: You should write haiku.
Love Agent: OK, I will.
Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
Love Agent: Let me think about that... for you? Just this once.

Watzer: Yes, let's! Do you know that Reign is really my butler?
Love Agent: Yeah, I already knew that. Michael told me earlier.
Watzer: Michael told me the very same thing.
Love Agent: When did you talk with him?
Watzer: I thought he was very unusual.

Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing children.
Watzer: I like children. They taste good with mayonnaise.
Love Agent: No. I don't think I'll have kids for a while.
Watzer: That's a wise decision.