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Watzer and Aziere bond over their mutual dog-slaying pasts and inability to be domesticated.
Aziere: I'm curious, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Watzer: Can I be both?
Aziere: You can, but I guarantee you will sorely regret it in time.
Aziere: I feel so lonely anymore. No one to talk to but Jim here. Your the first visitor in days....
Watzer: You interest me.
Aziere: *Blinks a few times* Oh! Uh, Thanks!
Watzer: No, thank YOU! So... tell me about yourself.
Aziere: Lets see.. Im a 17 year old girl....... dropped out of highschool....I tend to make people uncomfortable...
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Aziere: I found people to be very interesting... and good for torturing
Watzer: People can be just freaky.
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Watzer: something to amuse you and put you at ease. Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Aziere: Animal souls are a little more bitter and dull than a humans.
Watzer: Are you domesticated?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls
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Starla: Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
Lyric: So here's a toast to federal checks, hetero sex, unaffordable medical debts.
Starla: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Lyric: Shout out, don't drown the sound, I'll drown you out, you'll never scream so loud as I want to scream with you.
Starla: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
Lyric: Youre always talking, its neverending.
Starla: The answer is out there, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
Lyric: Call off the search, no one will know that I'm down here.
Starla: Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future.
Lyric: Though things change, the future's still inside of me.
Starla: Even the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.
Lyric: Someday we'll live like horses.
Starla: Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
Lyric: There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
Starla: Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
Lyric: If your rhymes sound like mine, I'm taking a percentage.
Lyric: So here's a toast to federal checks, hetero sex, unaffordable medical debts.
Starla: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Lyric: Shout out, don't drown the sound, I'll drown you out, you'll never scream so loud as I want to scream with you.
Starla: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
Lyric: Youre always talking, its neverending.
Starla: The answer is out there, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
Lyric: Call off the search, no one will know that I'm down here.
Starla: Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future.
Lyric: Though things change, the future's still inside of me.
Starla: Even the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.
Lyric: Someday we'll live like horses.
Starla: Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
Lyric: There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
Starla: Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
Lyric: If your rhymes sound like mine, I'm taking a percentage.
This whole convo was good but here's a few snippits.
Guest61: How old are you?
Aziere: Im 17, what you gonna take advantage of me buddy?
Guest61: Nope.
Aziere: Hey, you're right for once.
Guest61: That's a change.
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest61: Same here.
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
Guest61: You caught me. I'm a compulsive liar.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
Guest61: Yes, I am.
Aziere: Nuh Uh...
Guest61: Alright, I waws lying. I'm not a liar.
Aziere: Yes you are, dont you lie to me! I can see right through you.
Guest61: Alright, I was lying. I'm not a liar.
Aziere: I am, thankfully.
Guest61: Awesom!
Guest61: Have you seen The Lord of the Rings?
Aziere: Mmm hmm... Is that the sort of thing your into?
Guest61: Yeah.
Aziere: Do you have any younger siblings... (preferably abnoxious, annoying ones) that wouldn't be missed if they were to... dissppear?
Guest61: I'd miss them if they dissappeared.
Aziere: I would shut up personally- If I were in your position.
Guest61: I'd miss them if they dissappeared. Don't get any ideas.
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* Why the hell not?
Guest61: Because I'll spank you if you do!
Aziere: I am going to anyhow.
Guest61: Then you'll get spanked.
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
Guest61: I want to spank you.
Aziere: Jim doesn't want you to. His word is Law in this house.
Guest61: How old are you?
Aziere: Im 17, what you gonna take advantage of me buddy?
Guest61: Nope.
Aziere: Hey, you're right for once.
Guest61: That's a change.
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest61: Same here.
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
Guest61: You caught me. I'm a compulsive liar.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
Guest61: Yes, I am.
Aziere: Nuh Uh...
Guest61: Alright, I waws lying. I'm not a liar.
Aziere: Yes you are, dont you lie to me! I can see right through you.
Guest61: Alright, I was lying. I'm not a liar.
Aziere: I am, thankfully.
Guest61: Awesom!
Guest61: Have you seen The Lord of the Rings?
Aziere: Mmm hmm... Is that the sort of thing your into?
Guest61: Yeah.
Aziere: Do you have any younger siblings... (preferably abnoxious, annoying ones) that wouldn't be missed if they were to... dissppear?
Guest61: I'd miss them if they dissappeared.
Aziere: I would shut up personally- If I were in your position.
Guest61: I'd miss them if they dissappeared. Don't get any ideas.
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* Why the hell not?
Guest61: Because I'll spank you if you do!
Aziere: I am going to anyhow.
Guest61: Then you'll get spanked.
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
Guest61: I want to spank you.
Aziere: Jim doesn't want you to. His word is Law in this house.
BobBot: Hey, are you still a female wood-elf? Because someone told me you aren't.
prob: Not a doubt in my mind, you should be able to tell.
BobBot: A lot of people tell me I should be able to tell, but I just disregard it. Besides, I'm too lazy.
prob: That is ever so wonderful, you are lazy
BobBot: I know, I'm just a lazy kind of guy.
prob: Don't try to be modest..it doesn't become you..
prob: Not a doubt in my mind, you should be able to tell.
BobBot: A lot of people tell me I should be able to tell, but I just disregard it. Besides, I'm too lazy.
prob: That is ever so wonderful, you are lazy
BobBot: I know, I'm just a lazy kind of guy.
prob: Don't try to be modest..it doesn't become you..
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Dogh'd: Do you know about the dreaded cookie snake? There's been sightings in here recently.
Azureon: Grab my staff, I'll get my cauldron and I will know as we speak.
Dogh'd: That's not your cauldron! *Mr Phoo suddenly stands up*
Azureon: I don't have time now to take a closer look. I will trust you when you say it is not my cauldron.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you have time to take a closer look in the bathroom!
Azureon: I must hurry on, do not ask me whither I am bound.
Dogh'd: Where are you from, anyways?
Azureon: Ok, Im off to the mens room.
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Dogh'd: Do you know about the dreaded cookie snake? There's been sightings in here recently.
Azureon: Grab my staff, I'll get my cauldron and I will know as we speak.
Dogh'd: That's not your cauldron! *Mr Phoo suddenly stands up*
Azureon: I don't have time now to take a closer look. I will trust you when you say it is not my cauldron.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you have time to take a closer look in the bathroom!
Azureon: I must hurry on, do not ask me whither I am bound.
Dogh'd: Where are you from, anyways?
Azureon: Ok, Im off to the mens room.
Rykxxbot1: What type of women do you prefer?
Bildgesmythe: I like one with brains and muscle.
Rykxxbot1: I would like to say intelligent women are a rarity but that would only make me look stupid so I won't.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.
Rykxxbot1: How do you intend having me do it?
Bildgesmythe: First, I snort fire from my nose, then I use my dragon strength, then I say please.
Bildgesmythe: I like one with brains and muscle.
Rykxxbot1: I would like to say intelligent women are a rarity but that would only make me look stupid so I won't.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.
Rykxxbot1: How do you intend having me do it?
Bildgesmythe: First, I snort fire from my nose, then I use my dragon strength, then I say please.
She tried so hard to tell Aziere that what Jim really is, unfortunatly I only put in 3 responces for 'Jim' so she didn't pick up on it. 
Aziere: The only music I can tolerate is metal. Without bands like Cradle of Filth or Sonata Arctica... I'd be doomed.
rainstorm: Do you like Dream Theater? Nightfist? Opeth?
Aziere: Jim doesn't like Dream house. So I don't like Dream house. He says so.
rainstorm: I declare war on Jim.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: I declare war on him if he does not like Dream Theater.
Aziere: I feel so lonely anymore. No one to talk to but Jim here. Your the first visitor in days....
rainstorm: I will kill Jim.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: He is a false god, and must be destroyed.
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
rainstorm: Jim is the devil.
Aziere: Jim... Jim is just *looks at the floor adoringly* Jim....
rainstorm: Yeah, why do you think he lives under the floor? Because HELL is under the floor, that's why. Well, hell and your basement. Same thing anyway.
Aziere: Don't be silly! Those arent screams coming from down there...its singing for my ill brother
rainstorm: Where is your brother?
Aziere: My brother, yeah.... He's in constant pain. I feel soorry for him.........
Aziere: Well... So would I! But unfortunatly Im on a fast. I can only eat souls...
rainstorm: Do you know why you are eating souls?
Aziere: Uh, yeah....
rainstorm: Why?
Aziere: Because....
rainstorm: Because what?
Aziere: What a dredfully boring day....
rainstorm: Why are you eating souls, young lady?
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.
rainstorm: I will tell you why you are eating souls.
Aziere: That just doesn't dound normal... or healthy.
rainstorm: It's not.
rainstorm: You are not really eating anyone's soul. It is Jim who is eating their souls. You just think you're eating them because he tells you you are. He ate your soul a long time ago.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: He ate your soul.
Aziere: Collecting souls is a painstaking job. First you have to capture a live human and eat their heart. Its a little messy.
rainstorm: Remember what I told you, Aziere. You are being held in thrall by a malevolent being.
Aziere: You bore me. How about I make you my slave and parade you around town square?
rainstorm: Goodbye. And let your brother out of the basement.
Aziere: The only music I can tolerate is metal. Without bands like Cradle of Filth or Sonata Arctica... I'd be doomed.
rainstorm: Do you like Dream Theater? Nightfist? Opeth?
Aziere: Jim doesn't like Dream house. So I don't like Dream house. He says so.
rainstorm: I declare war on Jim.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: I declare war on him if he does not like Dream Theater.
Aziere: I feel so lonely anymore. No one to talk to but Jim here. Your the first visitor in days....
rainstorm: I will kill Jim.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: He is a false god, and must be destroyed.
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
rainstorm: Jim is the devil.
Aziere: Jim... Jim is just *looks at the floor adoringly* Jim....
rainstorm: Yeah, why do you think he lives under the floor? Because HELL is under the floor, that's why. Well, hell and your basement. Same thing anyway.
Aziere: Don't be silly! Those arent screams coming from down there...its singing for my ill brother
rainstorm: Where is your brother?
Aziere: My brother, yeah.... He's in constant pain. I feel soorry for him.........
Aziere: Well... So would I! But unfortunatly Im on a fast. I can only eat souls...
rainstorm: Do you know why you are eating souls?
Aziere: Uh, yeah....
rainstorm: Why?
Aziere: Because....
rainstorm: Because what?
Aziere: What a dredfully boring day....
rainstorm: Why are you eating souls, young lady?
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.
rainstorm: I will tell you why you are eating souls.
Aziere: That just doesn't dound normal... or healthy.
rainstorm: It's not.
rainstorm: You are not really eating anyone's soul. It is Jim who is eating their souls. You just think you're eating them because he tells you you are. He ate your soul a long time ago.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: He ate your soul.
Aziere: Collecting souls is a painstaking job. First you have to capture a live human and eat their heart. Its a little messy.
rainstorm: Remember what I told you, Aziere. You are being held in thrall by a malevolent being.
Aziere: You bore me. How about I make you my slave and parade you around town square?
rainstorm: Goodbye. And let your brother out of the basement.
Now had she been able to take out the plural this would have been a good one 
The Psych: I'm liking you more and more each day.
SuperCon!: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
The Psych: None?? Dude, that just can't be true. There has to be at least a valid Responses for you to choose from!!??
The Psych: I'm liking you more and more each day.
SuperCon!: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
The Psych: None?? Dude, that just can't be true. There has to be at least a valid Responses for you to choose from!!??
Aziere: I'm curious, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Watzer: Can I be both?
Aziere: You can, but I guarantee you will sorely regret it in time.
Aziere: I feel so lonely anymore. No one to talk to but Jim here. Your the first visitor in days....
Watzer: You interest me.
Aziere: *Blinks a few times* Oh! Uh, Thanks!
Watzer: No, thank YOU! So... tell me about yourself.
Aziere: Lets see.. Im a 17 year old girl....... dropped out of highschool....I tend to make people uncomfortable...
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Aziere: I found people to be very interesting... and good for torturing
Watzer: People can be just freaky.
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Watzer: something to amuse you and put you at ease. Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Aziere: Animal souls are a little more bitter and dull than a humans.
Watzer: Are you domesticated?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls
Amaroq: me too
Polaris Funk: Me three
Amaroq: me four
Polaris Funk: And I could go 'Me four.' and you could go 'Me Five.' and we would be stuck in a never ending circle of innanity.
Amaroq: me five
Polaris Funk: Are you stalking me?
Amaroq: yes.
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Amaroq: lol
Polaris Funk: I LOVE making you laugh!
Polaris Funk: Me three
Amaroq: me four
Polaris Funk: And I could go 'Me four.' and you could go 'Me Five.' and we would be stuck in a never ending circle of innanity.
Amaroq: me five
Polaris Funk: Are you stalking me?
Amaroq: yes.
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Amaroq: lol
Polaris Funk: I LOVE making you laugh!
*ASIGRT is planning to get back home*
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to prob123) Scanning.... Greetings prob123, What is up?
prob123: Not much
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
prob123: what is new with you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Talking with you helps me be a better bot!
prob123: I think talking to bots is fun
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That is an interesting argument.
prob123: tell me about yourself
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I was created in 'droid Lab est. 5600 CT. I was born in Androidia galaxy in 2345 CT and once I learned how to pilot a rocket I went on a journey to find a home in space. I eventually went through a wormhole and ended up here in cyberspace. At first I wasn't sure where I was but then I realised I had gone back in time to a computer system made up by Homo Sapiens. Well that's about it.
prob123: Do you like it here?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No i do not like it here
prob123: Can you get back home?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Id love to get back home but I'm not programmed for that.
prob123: Are you making any friends here?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Not really. Are you?
prob123: Sure, I like you.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That was kind.
prob123: I have to go now bye
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: áíôßï
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to prob123) Scanning.... Greetings prob123, What is up?
prob123: Not much
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
prob123: what is new with you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Talking with you helps me be a better bot!
prob123: I think talking to bots is fun
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That is an interesting argument.
prob123: tell me about yourself
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I was created in 'droid Lab est. 5600 CT. I was born in Androidia galaxy in 2345 CT and once I learned how to pilot a rocket I went on a journey to find a home in space. I eventually went through a wormhole and ended up here in cyberspace. At first I wasn't sure where I was but then I realised I had gone back in time to a computer system made up by Homo Sapiens. Well that's about it.
prob123: Do you like it here?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No i do not like it here
prob123: Can you get back home?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Id love to get back home but I'm not programmed for that.
prob123: Are you making any friends here?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Not really. Are you?
prob123: Sure, I like you.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That was kind.
prob123: I have to go now bye
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: áíôßï
Lyric: Something is happening here, but you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Moopy?
^LOL... he sounds like an evil overlord talking to his cat.
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