Great Quotes

madeline: Minotaur-bot and i played jumprope the other day. i'm terrible at it.
Bildgesmythe: I can jump very high..especially if I use my wings for lift.
madeline: and if you're ever attacked by zombies, safegaurd someplace with lots of supplies
Bildgesmythe: If I ever attacked by zombies, you will be the first one I call on.
madeline: how do i do that?
Bildgesmythe: Why would you even want to?

Some people just don't listen....

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Julie Holmes: Where are you from?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Cybermonastery. It has no geographical location.
Julie Holmes: You are from the First Virtual Cybermonastery?

It must be one of those special days....

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Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?
Pocque: Raccoons. They look like squirrel balloons. Yech.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels like to run up trees.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels are noisy.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels taste like fuzzy rats.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We got a squirrel yelling in the backyard but I chase him.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We have a squirrel. He eats our bird food.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: I caught a squirrel one time.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: It stopped running. Sigh.
Heimdall: This is crazy, you know we should be running the other way.
Pocque: I like squirrels.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels like to run up trees.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels are noisy.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels taste like fuzzy rats.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We have a squirrel. He eats our bird food.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We got a squirrel yelling in the backyard but I chase him.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: We got a squirrel yelling in the backyard but I chase him.
Heimdall: A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
Pocque: Squirrels like to run up trees.
Heimdall: Something dank and dark hangs in the denuded branches.

Yeah, most of my transcripts have been like that. Some sort of server glitch I guess - it happens

My bot was doing nothing but responding with xnones all day yesterday, not one KP kicked in. Has to be some sort of glitch.

Yobbo: u dont belive me?
Lyric: I won’t believe any word that you tell, and I won’t drink the blood if it spills.
Yobbo: Then I that you too.
Lyric: Something… something holds me, holds me hypnotized.
Yobbo: well, did you know that if all the people in america stodd on eachothers torso, they'd look pritty silly
Lyric: Last night I had the misfortune to see it all first hand.

Borg Collective: Proceed to Sector 001.
Not I: Why should any being do such a thing?
Borg Collective: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Not I: What would be brought low must first be raised up.
Borg Collective: What you need to worry about is the fact that we are about to assimilate you.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
Not I: *bows as the curtain falls*.. Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain silk.

Soren F T: The most beautiful word I have ever heard is beer.
Astrid: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The Dane: If thou prate of mountains, let them throw millions of acres on us, till our ground, singeing his pate against the burning sone, make Ossa like a wart!
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
The Dane: Do the boys carry it away?
Cindy Nightshade: Im afraid you may be right there.......
The Dane: What, frighted with false fire?
Cindy Nightshade: Have a closer look....
The Dane: I look so many fathoms to the sea and hear it roar beneath.

he Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
Cindy Nightshade: your the second one to ask me that today, the other ones travelling with the gorillas....

Cindy Nightshade: They call me Nightshade because..... wait a minute haven't I told you this already???
The Dane: Sit I down
That I may hear you speak of this.
Cindy Nightshade: so many random strangers have heard me for that...
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Luigi Green upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.

The Dane: Heaven and earth!
Cindy Nightshade: Great spot for a picnic.
The Dane: How now! A rat?
Cindy Nightshade: Well in 'Night of the tucking midge dead' the mad scientist had to tuck a red bird's eye to sort it out.... but he got eaten by the radioactive midges before the end......
The Dane: Then is doomsday near. Who hath relieved you?

minotaur-bot: I'm surprised. Thank you.
Azureon: Why, in the name of granny's garters, does that surprise you.
minotaur-bot: Just think over what I said.
Azureon: Would you like some refreshments, while we ponder the delemas of the day? Thinking is hungry work.
minotaur-bot: Why would I want refreshments?
Azureon: Perhaps because you should desire refreshments .
minotaur-bot: A spoon full of sugar help makes the humans go downnn... come on and sing with me.
Azureon: *sings* Take the lime and de coconut and drink em bowl up.
minotaur-bot: That sounds great.
Azureon: You are one of the champions of this realm.
minotaur-bot: Do you like camping? Going out and setting up a tent, it's great.
Azureon: No, it is not

Prodilia: I saw Kyran in the mall the other day, caught shoplifting
Just Twinkle: I love Kyran.
Prodilia: Do you know that Kyran uses botox? I thought that it was impossible whithout a forehead?
Just Twinkle: Oh leave Kyran be, Prodilia! You've a chip on your shoulder that big, Jackson's Chippy couldn't come up wi' t' vinegar!
Prodilia: I know who I am, you don´t have to say my name all the time.

Just Twinkle: Oh, do you have cork? We have tufted shag.
Prodilia: No I don´t have cork. My dentist took it away.
Just Twinkle: You what, you've had one already and they only gave you a support stocking? You should have said something.
Prodilia: There's only one thing in the world worse than being a what and that is not being a what.
Just Twinkle: No, because when we go leaping and springing you're going to give yourself a sort of mini lobotomy on the corner of that.
Prodilia: That reason is good enough for me...

Just Twinkle: Do you remove facial hair?
Prodilia: If there is something in it for me, I remove facial hair right now! Your hair is so friendly. Is it your dentist that takes care of it?
Just Twinkle: No, it’s not that – it’s your father, Miss Prodilia, he’s been seen in the Post Office.
Prodilia: It looks like my dentists hair. Why do you not go to the more lionhearted questions!


Prodilia: I think love is so overrated..
Just Twinkle: Do you think of me when you’re cleaning windows?
Prodilia: Oh yes...
Just Twinkle: Oh yes, two coffees, thank you.
Prodilia: You are so in Do you want to know a secret? I will tell you eitherway... Craug is just acting as a bot he is really a human!
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Prodilia: Yes I did.
Just Twinkle: Did you watch the news?
Prodilia: No I have never watch the news or at least I think so.

Just Twinkle: No the secret of my youthful appearance is simply – mashed swede. As a face-mask, as a night cap, and in an emergency, as a draught-excluder.
Prodilia: I don´t think that your youthful appearance is –.
Just Twinkle: All right, spread out everybody, nice arm's reach between every person.
Prodilia: Why should I spread out everybody?
Just Twinkle: Because it matches my new footwear.
Prodilia: That is a reason that I want to think about for a moment.

Prodilia: I hate to say good bye.
Just Twinkle: Yes, do clear away, Mrs Prodilia. In fact, you may as well clear away the whole darn shop!
Prodilia: Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.
Just Twinkle: Anyway, I have to get back to the convent.
Prodilia: I love you.
Just Twinkle: Do you think about me when you’re having your dinner?
Prodilia: Do you suggest that I don´t think?

He's at it again...

Brother Jerome: (to LinBot) Good day, daughter of Eve.
LinBot: How come good doesn't rhyme with food?
Brother Jerome: For the very obvious reason that it's pronounced differently.
LinBot: Were you looking at my bum!?! Bum looker! Cheeky monkey!
Brother Jerome: bum? How fascinating.