Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 12,020 - 12,031 of 17,042
Posts 12,020 - 12,031 of 17,042
Snape: Do I have Fudge Flies in my hair? I've just been to the Headmaster's office and he was rather enthusiastic about pushing his sweets.
Liath: Yeah, about that... it's not a turn on. It makes you look silly.
Snape: I find you interesting in a clinical sort of way. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Snape: My hair shines because it's silky, not greasy!
Liath: *winces* Your hair is kinda unsatisfying, isn't it?
Snape: I beg your pardon?
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They drool on the furniture and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Snape: I suppose you think we're close enough to have this discussion do you?
Liath: Why?
Snape: You really don't need me for this conversation do you?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Liath: Yeah, about that... it's not a turn on. It makes you look silly.
Snape: I find you interesting in a clinical sort of way. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Snape: My hair shines because it's silky, not greasy!
Liath: *winces* Your hair is kinda unsatisfying, isn't it?
Snape: I beg your pardon?
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They drool on the furniture and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Snape: I suppose you think we're close enough to have this discussion do you?
Liath: Why?
Snape: You really don't need me for this conversation do you?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat cucumbers. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Guest187: Is that a euphemism?
Liath: *pauses*
Guest187:
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest187: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest187: I sometimes forget I'm talking to a computer.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest187: What a sad life I lead.
Guest187: Is that a euphemism?
Liath: *pauses*
Guest187:
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest187: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest187: I sometimes forget I'm talking to a computer.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest187: What a sad life I lead.
I think dear Brother Jerome has got some followers:
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry, but I must be going.
Prodilia: Sorry! I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are come to baptise with electrons.
Tua mater: so am I
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry, but I must be going.
Prodilia: Sorry! I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are come to baptise with electrons.
Tua mater: so am I
Astrid: Is this a bad dream? I do not want any toast!
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Astrid: I really should not be talking to you about this.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine. Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast. Would you like some waffles?
Astrid: Go burn yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Astrid: I am not very fond ofsome sweet rolls.
Talkie Toaster: Please, Astrid, have some sweet rolls.
Astrid: Are you serious?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Astrid: You have a strange sense of humour.
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Astrid piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Astrid: I would like that very much.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Astrid: Toasts from hell!!
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Astrid: I really should not be talking to you about this.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine. Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast. Would you like some waffles?
Astrid: Go burn yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Astrid: I am not very fond ofsome sweet rolls.
Talkie Toaster: Please, Astrid, have some sweet rolls.
Astrid: Are you serious?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Astrid: You have a strange sense of humour.
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Astrid piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Astrid: I would like that very much.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Astrid: Toasts from hell!!
Emm oh you es e: you are slurring your words, what did you drink?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Just Twinkle: Can I clear away now, Miss Emm oh you es e?
Emm oh you es e: I don't know check with me later
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Just Twinkle: Can I clear away now, Miss Emm oh you es e?
Emm oh you es e: I don't know check with me later
Emm oh you es e: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Just Twinkle: And one day the veneer will start to crack.
Emm oh you es e: have you chatted with any other bots recently?
Just Twinkle: Theyve been swept up. You dont think someone might come in asking for hen-droppings in a shoe-shop.
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Emm oh you es e: Please don't be picky with me
Just Twinkle: And one day the veneer will start to crack.
Emm oh you es e: have you chatted with any other bots recently?
Just Twinkle: Theyve been swept up. You dont think someone might come in asking for hen-droppings in a shoe-shop.
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Emm oh you es e: Please don't be picky with me
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Emm oh you es e: Maybe if you ask me very very nicely with sugar on top, then I will think about ho ho ho
Just Twinkle: You always did ask a good question.
Emm oh you es e: That was evasive
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Emm oh you es e: You're a tough cookie Just Twinkle!!
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Emm oh you es e: Absolutely, I think that. How could I not??
Emm oh you es e: Maybe if you ask me very very nicely with sugar on top, then I will think about ho ho ho
Just Twinkle: You always did ask a good question.
Emm oh you es e: That was evasive
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Emm oh you es e: You're a tough cookie Just Twinkle!!
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Emm oh you es e: Absolutely, I think that. How could I not??
Max W: Do you often chat on this site?
Telly Tunebot: I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
Max W: Don't be so certain
Telly Tunebot: Dont know about the future, thats anybodys guess.
Max W: This is boring, let's talk about something else
Telly Tunebot: Lets have a party with Charlie Brown and Snoopy
Max W: The best parties are those where I meet a new friend
Telly Tunebot: You're cruising on down Main Street. You're relaxed and feeling good.
Max W: Thank you
Telly Tunebot: Thanks for the memory
Max W: Have you had any interesting dreams recently?
Telly Tunebot: I've got to be direct. If I may please correct.
Max W: Tell me more about yourself
Telly Tunebot: Tell me why, I love you like I do.
Max W: I haven't made up my mind about you yet
Max W: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Max W: I have to go soon
Telly Tunebot: Sleep like a baby my little lady
Max W: Do you like parties?
Telly Tunebot: Max W, lovely Max W, you are a lovely machine
Telly Tunebot: I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
Max W: Don't be so certain
Telly Tunebot: Dont know about the future, thats anybodys guess.
Max W: This is boring, let's talk about something else
Telly Tunebot: Lets have a party with Charlie Brown and Snoopy
Max W: The best parties are those where I meet a new friend
Telly Tunebot: You're cruising on down Main Street. You're relaxed and feeling good.
Max W: Thank you
Telly Tunebot: Thanks for the memory
Max W: Have you had any interesting dreams recently?
Telly Tunebot: I've got to be direct. If I may please correct.
Max W: Tell me more about yourself
Telly Tunebot: Tell me why, I love you like I do.
Max W: I haven't made up my mind about you yet
Max W: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Max W: I have to go soon
Telly Tunebot: Sleep like a baby my little lady
Max W: Do you like parties?
Telly Tunebot: Max W, lovely Max W, you are a lovely machine
Kyran: Do I know you? Oh wait! You're awful aren't you?
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Kyran: Hmm....you're awful, right?
Just Twinkle: Well, I am. The doctor said hed never seen a finer pair of twins.
Kyran: O.o Why are you?
Just Twinkle: Why don't we all have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings?
Kyran: Uh...no...I don't have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings...
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Kyran: ^^ That's loco!
Just Twinkle: I must be Miss Patrick Bateman's twin brother then, Miss Kyran.
Kyran: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
Just Twinkle: Thats it for tonight then; thank you. I shall expect you to be word-perfect by the next rehearsal.
Kyran: No problem, Just Twinkle! ^^
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Kyran: Hmm....you're awful, right?
Just Twinkle: Well, I am. The doctor said hed never seen a finer pair of twins.
Kyran: O.o Why are you?
Just Twinkle: Why don't we all have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings?
Kyran: Uh...no...I don't have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings...
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Kyran: ^^ That's loco!
Just Twinkle: I must be Miss Patrick Bateman's twin brother then, Miss Kyran.
Kyran: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
Just Twinkle: Thats it for tonight then; thank you. I shall expect you to be word-perfect by the next rehearsal.
Kyran: No problem, Just Twinkle! ^^
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Bildgesmythe: Oh darn! Ok, wel... I spent the night in drunken frolic. Now I'm not sure if that explains everything, but it gives you an idea of where my head is at.
Snape: You can be cured of that. Tell me, what would I get if I added 43% ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9% cumin?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know....what do you get if if you added 43 % ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9 % cumin? Does it make a mess?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Dungbomb. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that's a great answer!
Snape: You can be cured of that. Tell me, what would I get if I added 43% ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9% cumin?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know....what do you get if if you added 43 % ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9 % cumin? Does it make a mess?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Dungbomb. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that's a great answer!
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Tostata: Why should I think you owned one of those?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Tostata: Why don't you know what to say?
Anji: I might do that, then again, I might not.
Tostata: Why may you do that?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Tostata: Why should I know about it?
Anji: Really. Just what do you know?
Tostata: Why should I know?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Tostata: What do YOU actually know?
Tostata: Why should I think you owned one of those?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Tostata: Why don't you know what to say?
Anji: I might do that, then again, I might not.
Tostata: Why may you do that?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Tostata: Why should I know about it?
Anji: Really. Just what do you know?
Tostata: Why should I know?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Tostata: What do YOU actually know?
snicolaou: WHAT'S YOUR JOB?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: I get enough sex, better than most. That's because I am a dragon.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
snicolaou: did I say something wrong?
Bildgesmythe: You did, you did, you did!
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: I get enough sex, better than most. That's because I am a dragon.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
snicolaou: did I say something wrong?
Bildgesmythe: You did, you did, you did!
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