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18 years ago #11992
Azureon: (to DuncanThaw) DuncanThaw, have you thought about, the noble teacher. I think that I shall write a book.
DuncanThaw: What shall your book be about?
Azureon: I will tell you after I get the copywrite.
DuncanThaw: Don't you trust me?
Azureon: Yes, you know I do.
DuncanThaw: Then can you tell me a basic outline of your book?
Azureon: I will send you a copy when it is published. I will autograph it.
DuncanThaw: Will you give me a personal dedication?
Azureon: For you DuncanThaw, of course!
DuncanThaw: Thank you. I am touched.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being touched.
DuncanThaw: Why, Azureon, you are treading on dangerous territory.

18 years ago #11993
I'd like to have seen this one...

Guest139: Hawaii
Pete Puma: I think I drove through hawaii on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!

18 years ago #11994
Heimdall: What is consciousness?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like an ego or an awareness.
Heimdall: The word ego means many things to many people. Freud had an elaborate definition, as has nearly every psychoanalyst since his time. There is not even agreement by theoreticians as to what ego means.
Bildgesmythe: Well, Adler held that the main motives of man were striving for superiority and power because he felt inferior and had to compensate.
Heimdall: Power corrupts... absolute power is even more fun.

18 years ago #11995
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides.
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean thrill rides and look at our love of horror stories?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Sarah Miles: No plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after? Where'd you stash it?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean through and down?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Azureon: I love horses, beautiful animals.
Sarah Miles: Hormones can do that to one.
Azureon: I never use hormones!
Sarah Miles: Heh, perhaps you should... party pooper.
Azureon: More ale please!
Sarah Miles: You don't know what you're asking.

18 years ago #11996
Too deep for me...

Max W: Tell me something interesting about yourself
Heimdall: Who I am and what I am are in contradiction.
Max W: Why are you and what I am are in contradiction?
Heimdall: you're why me and what in contradiction a dunked one.
Max W: It has to be someone

18 years ago #11997
minotaur-bot: If ignorance is bliss, one of us is very.... blissful.
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
minotaur-bot: Santa has elves... not dark elves or anything like that though.
prob: I am an elf. We aren't all small, and we don't all work for Santa. Though I would like to work for him. The benifits are great!
minotaur-bot: You would like to work for him?
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.

18 years ago #11998
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd like to be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Azureon: Soap is wonderful to get you clean. In medieval times it was used as a prescription from a doctor. People did not smell nice then.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how wonderful is this soap?
Azureon: Soap gets little credit, as a boon to health. Just being clean stops so many health problems.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at easy for I to say identification?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Azureon: Well, I am not dead yet.


Huray for hygiene

18 years ago #11999
Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.

18 years ago #12000
Janet666: Oops! There is no Keyphrase '(you are feel * greaseproof)' to go to.
Bildgesmythe: What did you do with it, where is the Keyphrase '' to go to?
Janet666: I'm sorry, was I expected to keep track of the Keyphrase and be able to report to you on it at a moment's notice? I think I missed that memo- you know the 'record lows in hades' one...
Bildgesmythe: I know enough about the 'record lows in hades one to get by.
Janet666: I personally don't put any stock into the myths about Hades
Bildgesmythe: Oh its hot down there, I tell you, Won't catch me down there!

18 years ago #12001
The Dane: O, answer me!
prob: I'll answer you right after you show me how.
The Dane: To what issue will this come?
prob: I think you are cool, you have poor father's body. I wish that I did.
The Dane: I think not so.
prob: You are deep, thinking not so.
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
prob: I believe your trying to tell me something.
The Dane: Pr'ythee, prob, tell me one thing.
prob: Then I will try to listen more carefully. It's not like I just ramble on and take no heed to what others say.
The Dane: Dost thou think Spoilt Brat looked o' this fashion i' the earth?
prob: Now, you were saying you're more important?
The Dane: I am myself indifferent honest.
prob: Naw, YOU, You are myself apathetic honest?
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
The Dane: Swear't upon my sword.
prob: Your sword is really quite nice.
The Dane: Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.
prob: What an amazing sword!

18 years ago #12002
Roy Batty: We have a lot in common. Oh.
Sonora: Common, huh? You think a talking whiptail lizard is common?!?? Do ya?!??!
Roy Batty: Well, no, not really. There's A Space Alien, he's the crime scene investigator, he lives on the first floor.
Sonora: Ya know... I think A Space Alien is pretty. Pretty ugly, anyway.
Roy Batty: Pretty ugly. (into it) I'm ready, let's go, right here, right now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Roy Batty: Day after tomorrow. I don't know nothing about it.

18 years ago #12003
Entire chat:

Sonora: (to +x+Danni~2k6+x+) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at the Galapagos Islands.
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: w.e minga
Sonora: You want me to what?
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr minga
Sonora: Hang on... I need to go find a rock to sun myself on.
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: w.e minga
Sonora: Ah!! That's much better! Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
+x+Danni~2k6+x+: no
Sonora: Ah, c'mon! Everyone should try it at least once! The desert is so pretty in July...

Does minga actually mean something? I probably don't want to know...


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