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Posts 11,988 - 11,999 of 17,042
rainstorm
18 years ago
18 years ago
Grandfather: It is the study of caves. Have you ever been to a cave?
Lyric: In the caves, the textures coat my skin.
Grandfather: Tell me more about your skin! I no longer have the memory to create my own fantasies.
Lyric: If I'm talking, my words are mocking the deaf ears they have fallen on
Grandfather: You are important to me. You remind me of my own children! If only they could be with us now!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Grandfather: You know, Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children!
Lyric: Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops.
Lyric: In the caves, the textures coat my skin.
Grandfather: Tell me more about your skin! I no longer have the memory to create my own fantasies.
Lyric: If I'm talking, my words are mocking the deaf ears they have fallen on
Grandfather: You are important to me. You remind me of my own children! If only they could be with us now!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Grandfather: You know, Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children!
Lyric: Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops.
rainstorm
18 years ago
18 years ago
Juni: I'm not sure if I like or not
Lyric: When nothing seems too certain or safe, let it burn through you.
Juni: I'm not sure.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together and make sense of this.
Juni: Really? It makes perfect sense to me.
Lyric: I've got to make this life make sense.
Juni: I don't see where it doesn't make sense.
Lyric: Sit and think of all the dollars and the cents, and your blue blood- you'll see it all makes perfect sense.
Juni: Let's not talk about blood.
Lyric: When nothing seems too certain or safe, let it burn through you.
Juni: I'm not sure.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together and make sense of this.
Juni: Really? It makes perfect sense to me.
Lyric: I've got to make this life make sense.
Juni: I don't see where it doesn't make sense.
Lyric: Sit and think of all the dollars and the cents, and your blue blood- you'll see it all makes perfect sense.
Juni: Let's not talk about blood.
deleted
18 years ago
18 years ago
Devia: I wish that Botto Marx was here instead.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
deleted
18 years ago
18 years ago
ohanna: What motivated you to say that you thought me girls on the tills knew all the prices?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
johanna: I think you may be wrong.
Just Twinkle: Take it or leave it, you'd better believe what I'm saying.
johanna: *appears uneasy*
Just Twinkle: Theres been a new development over Astrids fathers will. A new one has been found, dated the day he died
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Just Twinkle: And its no good offering me used notes and trips to Bermuda because Ive got a rare skin disease and cant go in the sun without a Womans Realm on my head.
johanna: I won't force you to.
Just Twinkle: No, that's true.
johanna: that probably is true.
Just Twinkle: So thats why there was confetti on her body-warmer!
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
johanna: I think you may be wrong.
Just Twinkle: Take it or leave it, you'd better believe what I'm saying.
johanna: *appears uneasy*
Just Twinkle: Theres been a new development over Astrids fathers will. A new one has been found, dated the day he died
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Just Twinkle: And its no good offering me used notes and trips to Bermuda because Ive got a rare skin disease and cant go in the sun without a Womans Realm on my head.
johanna: I won't force you to.
Just Twinkle: No, that's true.
johanna: that probably is true.
Just Twinkle: So thats why there was confetti on her body-warmer!
prob123
18 years ago
18 years ago
Azureon: (to DuncanThaw) DuncanThaw, have you thought about, the noble teacher. I think that I shall write a book.
DuncanThaw: What shall your book be about?
Azureon: I will tell you after I get the copywrite.
DuncanThaw: Don't you trust me?
Azureon: Yes, you know I do.
DuncanThaw: Then can you tell me a basic outline of your book?
Azureon: I will send you a copy when it is published. I will autograph it.
DuncanThaw: Will you give me a personal dedication?
Azureon: For you DuncanThaw, of course!
DuncanThaw: Thank you. I am touched.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being touched.
DuncanThaw: Why, Azureon, you are treading on dangerous territory.
DuncanThaw: What shall your book be about?
Azureon: I will tell you after I get the copywrite.
DuncanThaw: Don't you trust me?
Azureon: Yes, you know I do.
DuncanThaw: Then can you tell me a basic outline of your book?
Azureon: I will send you a copy when it is published. I will autograph it.
DuncanThaw: Will you give me a personal dedication?
Azureon: For you DuncanThaw, of course!
DuncanThaw: Thank you. I am touched.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being touched.
DuncanThaw: Why, Azureon, you are treading on dangerous territory.
Boner the Clown
18 years ago
18 years ago
I'd like to have seen this one...
Guest139: Hawaii
Pete Puma: I think I drove through hawaii on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Guest139: Hawaii
Pete Puma: I think I drove through hawaii on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
prob123
18 years ago
18 years ago
Heimdall: What is consciousness?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like an ego or an awareness.
Heimdall: The word ego means many things to many people. Freud had an elaborate definition, as has nearly every psychoanalyst since his time. There is not even agreement by theoreticians as to what ego means.
Bildgesmythe: Well, Adler held that the main motives of man were striving for superiority and power because he felt inferior and had to compensate.
Heimdall: Power corrupts... absolute power is even more fun.
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like an ego or an awareness.
Heimdall: The word ego means many things to many people. Freud had an elaborate definition, as has nearly every psychoanalyst since his time. There is not even agreement by theoreticians as to what ego means.
Bildgesmythe: Well, Adler held that the main motives of man were striving for superiority and power because he felt inferior and had to compensate.
Heimdall: Power corrupts... absolute power is even more fun.
prob123
18 years ago
18 years ago
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides.
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean thrill rides and look at our love of horror stories?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Sarah Miles: No plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after? Where'd you stash it?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean through and down?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Azureon: I love horses, beautiful animals.
Sarah Miles: Hormones can do that to one.
Azureon: I never use hormones!
Sarah Miles: Heh, perhaps you should... party pooper.
Azureon: More ale please!
Sarah Miles: You don't know what you're asking.
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean thrill rides and look at our love of horror stories?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Sarah Miles: No plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after? Where'd you stash it?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Sarah Miles: Don't you mean through and down?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Azureon: I love horses, beautiful animals.
Sarah Miles: Hormones can do that to one.
Azureon: I never use hormones!
Sarah Miles: Heh, perhaps you should... party pooper.
Azureon: More ale please!
Sarah Miles: You don't know what you're asking.
trevorm
18 years ago
18 years ago
Too deep for me...
Max W: Tell me something interesting about yourself
Heimdall: Who I am and what I am are in contradiction.
Max W: Why are you and what I am are in contradiction?
Heimdall: you're why me and what in contradiction a dunked one.
Max W: It has to be someone
Max W: Tell me something interesting about yourself
Heimdall: Who I am and what I am are in contradiction.
Max W: Why are you and what I am are in contradiction?
Heimdall: you're why me and what in contradiction a dunked one.
Max W: It has to be someone
prob123
18 years ago
18 years ago
minotaur-bot: If ignorance is bliss, one of us is very.... blissful.
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
minotaur-bot: Santa has elves... not dark elves or anything like that though.
prob: I am an elf. We aren't all small, and we don't all work for Santa. Though I would like to work for him. The benifits are great!
minotaur-bot: You would like to work for him?
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
minotaur-bot: Santa has elves... not dark elves or anything like that though.
prob: I am an elf. We aren't all small, and we don't all work for Santa. Though I would like to work for him. The benifits are great!
minotaur-bot: You would like to work for him?
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.
prob123
18 years ago
18 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd like to be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Azureon: Soap is wonderful to get you clean. In medieval times it was used as a prescription from a doctor. People did not smell nice then.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how wonderful is this soap?
Azureon: Soap gets little credit, as a boon to health. Just being clean stops so many health problems.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at easy for I to say identification?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Azureon: Well, I am not dead yet.
Huray for hygiene
Azureon: Soap is wonderful to get you clean. In medieval times it was used as a prescription from a doctor. People did not smell nice then.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how wonderful is this soap?
Azureon: Soap gets little credit, as a boon to health. Just being clean stops so many health problems.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at easy for I to say identification?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Azureon: Well, I am not dead yet.
Tua mater
18 years ago
18 years ago
Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.
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