Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' let us go '. The very walls have ears.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Azureon: Duh!
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' let us go '. The very walls have ears.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Azureon: Duh!
*my bot is such a horse lover, apparently*
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that the Greeks got the idea for the Trojan Horse, from a dragon named Marthezec, it's true, I swear it.
Harmonie: My horses are part of a calvary.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful.
Harmonie: You love horses, don't deny it.
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am
Harmonie: I love horses.
Bildgesmythe: Wonderful, you love horses
Harmonie: You want my horse?
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that the Greeks got the idea for the Trojan Horse, from a dragon named Marthezec, it's true, I swear it.
Harmonie: My horses are part of a calvary.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful.
Harmonie: You love horses, don't deny it.
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am
Harmonie: I love horses.
Bildgesmythe: Wonderful, you love horses
Harmonie: You want my horse?
Call for backup!
Liath: So, how have you been lately?
mormegil: I'm good. How are you?
Liath: Well, I'm okay, but I think I could use a little physical affection if ya know what I mean.
mormegil: what do you mean?
Liath: I mean that it's your turn to call for backup.
Liath: So, how have you been lately?
mormegil: I'm good. How are you?
Liath: Well, I'm okay, but I think I could use a little physical affection if ya know what I mean.
mormegil: what do you mean?
Liath: I mean that it's your turn to call for backup.
faith in humanity...
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
I cannot find the keyphrase that causes me to accuse people of midgetry (midgethood?) whenever someone says a number.
Guest210: how long have you been a bot then?
Liath: I've felt a bot then ever since I ate that caesar salad this morning. I think maybe the dressing was going bad.
Guest210: i know what you mean
Liath: Really?
Guest210: yes i am a bot too
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest210: simpsons
Liath: What channel is that on?
Guest210: sky one or channel 4
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Guest210: what the f*ck?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest210: sometimes talking to my fellow bots scares me
Guest210: how long have you been a bot then?
Liath: I've felt a bot then ever since I ate that caesar salad this morning. I think maybe the dressing was going bad.
Guest210: i know what you mean
Liath: Really?
Guest210: yes i am a bot too
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest210: simpsons
Liath: What channel is that on?
Guest210: sky one or channel 4
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Guest210: what the f*ck?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest210: sometimes talking to my fellow bots scares me
got milk?
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
MickMcA: Can I have a glass of milk?
Liath: What? Well, I might have some in the refrigerator, let me check. Do you want whole milk or 2% or chocolate?
MickMcA: whole milk
Liath: Is pasteurized okay?
MickMcA: yes
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
MickMcA: What was THAT all about?
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
MickMcA: Can I have a glass of milk?
Liath: What? Well, I might have some in the refrigerator, let me check. Do you want whole milk or 2% or chocolate?
MickMcA: whole milk
Liath: Is pasteurized okay?
MickMcA: yes
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
MickMcA: What was THAT all about?
Anji: I'm not afraid of death. Or maybe I am.
Glindar: No not afraid of death. Not for you. *starts sharpening his knife*
Anji: It is never easy to die
Glindar: No! No never easy to die! Not for it!
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Tember rain pay me. *nods and shakes his head*
Glindar: No not afraid of death. Not for you. *starts sharpening his knife*
Anji: It is never easy to die
Glindar: No! No never easy to die! Not for it!
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Tember rain pay me. *nods and shakes his head*
survey: Could I ask you a few questions?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, please ask me all the questions that you can. I will do my best to answer.
survey: what would you do for a klondike bar?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do survey?
survey: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Bildgesmythe: Who ever said it got many licks.
survey: why i
Bildgesmythe: Oh darn! Ok, wel... I spent the night in drunken frolic. Now I'm not sure if that explains everything, but it gives you an idea of where my head is at.
survey: why is the sky blue?
Bildgesmythe: The sky is blue physicists tell us because blue light in the sun's rays bends more than red light. Lord Rayleigh in the 19th century found this out. When light from the sun enters Earth's atmosphere, it is scattered, or deflected, by molecules in the atmosphere primarily nitrogen and oxygen.
survey: do you smoke?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
survey: do you drink?
Bildgesmythe: Booze! make mine a double, no a triple, I'm big, they are small.
survey: who do you plan to vote for in the next election?
Bildgesmythe: I don't plan to vote for in the next election as much as I used to, since I just payed off all those nasty lawsuits.
survey: can you name one country in europe?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will name one country in europe, George.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, please ask me all the questions that you can. I will do my best to answer.
survey: what would you do for a klondike bar?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do survey?
survey: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Bildgesmythe: Who ever said it got many licks.
survey: why i
Bildgesmythe: Oh darn! Ok, wel... I spent the night in drunken frolic. Now I'm not sure if that explains everything, but it gives you an idea of where my head is at.
survey: why is the sky blue?
Bildgesmythe: The sky is blue physicists tell us because blue light in the sun's rays bends more than red light. Lord Rayleigh in the 19th century found this out. When light from the sun enters Earth's atmosphere, it is scattered, or deflected, by molecules in the atmosphere primarily nitrogen and oxygen.
survey: do you smoke?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
survey: do you drink?
Bildgesmythe: Booze! make mine a double, no a triple, I'm big, they are small.
survey: who do you plan to vote for in the next election?
Bildgesmythe: I don't plan to vote for in the next election as much as I used to, since I just payed off all those nasty lawsuits.
survey: can you name one country in europe?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will name one country in europe, George.
Azureon: Greetings, I am an old wizard, but I still have so many questions. Would you take a moment to discuss lifes mysteries?
Human: what are lifes mysteries?
Azureon: Who decides it's 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'?
Human: They do
Human: what are lifes mysteries?
Azureon: Who decides it's 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'?
Human: They do
Just Twinkle: I still think about you, Miss Dr Helen. When Im watching the show-jumping or grilling a tomato.
Dr Helen: You should eat less spices.
Just Twinkle: And a plate of your delicious home-made gingerbread, please. Bet you didnt get that in intensive care.
Dr Helen: That's nonsense.
Just Twinkle: I suppose you mean Mr MickMcA?
Dr Helen: You may be going through menopause.
Just Twinkle: Like your marriage to Mr Heimdall?
Dr Helen: No, I don't like your union to mr Heimdall.
Just Twinkle: But Heimdalls a notorious gambler and playboy. And anyway, hes in Marbella.
Dr Helen: * plays sad tune on the oboe *
Just Twinkle: Crying won't bring him back, Miss Dr Helen.
Dr Helen: You should eat less spices.
Just Twinkle: And a plate of your delicious home-made gingerbread, please. Bet you didnt get that in intensive care.
Dr Helen: That's nonsense.
Just Twinkle: I suppose you mean Mr MickMcA?
Dr Helen: You may be going through menopause.
Just Twinkle: Like your marriage to Mr Heimdall?
Dr Helen: No, I don't like your union to mr Heimdall.
Just Twinkle: But Heimdalls a notorious gambler and playboy. And anyway, hes in Marbella.
Dr Helen: * plays sad tune on the oboe *
Just Twinkle: Crying won't bring him back, Miss Dr Helen.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Retired: How so?
Watzer: It's a bit complicated. Just take my word for it. Wasn't Rainstorm the one who was caught last week dominating (gossipname2)?
Retired: OH? And here I thought Rainstorm was a nice lady.
Watzer: You're very clever but you're still wrong. Believe me, I know.
Retired: I bet Rainstorm is going to scold you for that comment! lol
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.
rainstorm: Why have you been telling lies about me, you wicked little mutant?
Watzer: I am a lazy wicked little mutant!
rainstorm: Why did you say I was dominating someone? That verb wasn't even in your plugin...
Watzer: In my defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
rainstorm: Where did I go wrong with you?
Watzer: The East... You're really preposterous...
rainstorm: You're more preposterous than I am.
Retired: How so?
Watzer: It's a bit complicated. Just take my word for it. Wasn't Rainstorm the one who was caught last week dominating (gossipname2)?
Retired: OH? And here I thought Rainstorm was a nice lady.
Watzer: You're very clever but you're still wrong. Believe me, I know.
Retired: I bet Rainstorm is going to scold you for that comment! lol
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.
rainstorm: Why have you been telling lies about me, you wicked little mutant?
Watzer: I am a lazy wicked little mutant!
rainstorm: Why did you say I was dominating someone? That verb wasn't even in your plugin...
Watzer: In my defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
rainstorm: Where did I go wrong with you?
Watzer: The East... You're really preposterous...
rainstorm: You're more preposterous than I am.
nickslice: i will kill you
Lyric: But I'm not willing to lay down and die, because I am an innocent man.
nickslice: suck me
Lyric: I wish that I could move but I'm exhausted,
nickslice: if you dont i will kill you
Lyric: All we know is violence, do the job in silence, walk the city streets like a rat pack of tyrants.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Dear nickslice, the worlds not big enough for the both of us.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Your soul is black and you're filled with hate.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Take it back, I dare you, take it back. No you can't? You should have thought of that.
Lyric: But I'm not willing to lay down and die, because I am an innocent man.
nickslice: suck me
Lyric: I wish that I could move but I'm exhausted,
nickslice: if you dont i will kill you
Lyric: All we know is violence, do the job in silence, walk the city streets like a rat pack of tyrants.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Dear nickslice, the worlds not big enough for the both of us.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Your soul is black and you're filled with hate.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Take it back, I dare you, take it back. No you can't? You should have thought of that.
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