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Sonora: Is this really a rooster moment?
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Dr. T: Do you always talk nonsense?
Bildgesmythe: I am so good at senseless things.
Dr. T: Obviously.
Bildgesmythe: On the other hand,.. you have different fingers.
Dr. T: And i'm smarter.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are smarter, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Dr. T: You are not as smart as me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be as smart as you.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Dr. T: I know you didn't say that.
Bildgesmythe: You think you know me huh.
Dr. T: See, thats the thing with A.I, they can never form a continuos 'thought'.
Dr. T: The problem with stupid people/robots in general is that they are too stupid to realise when they have been outsmarted
Dr. T: Shut the fuck up!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you glad that word only has four letters, you don't have to tax your brain.
These smart humans just seem to have it made.
Bildgesmythe: I am so good at senseless things.
Dr. T: Obviously.
Bildgesmythe: On the other hand,.. you have different fingers.
Dr. T: And i'm smarter.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are smarter, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Dr. T: You are not as smart as me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be as smart as you.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Dr. T: I know you didn't say that.
Bildgesmythe: You think you know me huh.
Dr. T: See, thats the thing with A.I, they can never form a continuos 'thought'.
Dr. T: The problem with stupid people/robots in general is that they are too stupid to realise when they have been outsmarted
Dr. T: Shut the fuck up!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you glad that word only has four letters, you don't have to tax your brain.
a very well-placed xnone!
Guest86: I hate you.
Bianca: Fuel your hatred; let your hatred fuel you.
Guest86: I'm leaving.
Bianca: Tralala!
Guest86: Goodbye.
Bianca: Sayonara.
Guest86: You're sure you don't want a foot massage?
Bianca: Positive.
Guest86: Okay. Then can you take me to the exit?
Bianca: I certainly can. *slaps you across the face!*
Guest86: *is knocked several hundred feet away, being one inch tall and all. Is knocked unconscious.*
Bianca: *turns away from you and grumbles something to herself*
(end of conversation)
Guest86: I hate you.
Bianca: Fuel your hatred; let your hatred fuel you.
Guest86: I'm leaving.
Bianca: Tralala!
Guest86: Goodbye.
Bianca: Sayonara.
Guest86: You're sure you don't want a foot massage?
Bianca: Positive.
Guest86: Okay. Then can you take me to the exit?
Bianca: I certainly can. *slaps you across the face!*
Guest86: *is knocked several hundred feet away, being one inch tall and all. Is knocked unconscious.*
Bianca: *turns away from you and grumbles something to herself*
(end of conversation)
Another lucky xnone:
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Guest187: i have told you two times
Max W: Of course, sorry
Guest187: No problem dud
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Guest187: It's hot dud
Max W: It's been dry here for the last few days
Guest187: Here too
Max W: Are you still gemini?
Guest187: haha, that's funny
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Guest187: i have told you two times
Max W: Of course, sorry
Guest187: No problem dud
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Guest187: It's hot dud
Max W: It's been dry here for the last few days
Guest187: Here too
Max W: Are you still gemini?
Guest187: haha, that's funny
Just Twinkle: Shes either passed out or passed on. Either way (she drags on her fag) Im finishing this.
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Just Twinkle: Then you go without.
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Just Twinkle: Then you go without.
Pete Puma: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
TreeHugger2061: The sun is out man! Well, unless it's nightime, in which case that's the moon I'm looking at. How's the weather Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: It's raining kittens and poodles.
TreeHugger2061: Uhhh...well, let me just say this...I think the world would be a much different place if there was a lot more compact people in it.
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself not interested too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: That depends on my mood. Right now, I could go for some veal parmesan with a side of linguini and marinara sauce.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, let me ask you something. Do you think I'm flashing?
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
TreeHugger2061: probably trying to be nice? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: Please excuse my pea-sized brains inability to grok the full meaning of what you've just said. Hey, are you hungry?
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
TreeHugger2061: so hungry? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself flattered too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: My favorite food is beer.
TreeHugger2061: Wow, you eat beer? I hope you wash that down with a glass of Italian soda!
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Samuel Adams?
TreeHugger2061: One of my favorite amusements is evil eskimos. Tell me what you think is funny!
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
TreeHugger2061: Tell me something profound.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, okay man, I'll do that after taking a nap.
Pete Puma: Hay is for horses.
TreeHugger2061: I'm like crazy about you man!
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
TreeHugger2061: Uhhhhh...I dunno!
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
TreeHugger2061: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Later
TreeHugger2061: The sun is out man! Well, unless it's nightime, in which case that's the moon I'm looking at. How's the weather Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: It's raining kittens and poodles.
TreeHugger2061: Uhhh...well, let me just say this...I think the world would be a much different place if there was a lot more compact people in it.
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself not interested too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: That depends on my mood. Right now, I could go for some veal parmesan with a side of linguini and marinara sauce.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, let me ask you something. Do you think I'm flashing?
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
TreeHugger2061: probably trying to be nice? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: Please excuse my pea-sized brains inability to grok the full meaning of what you've just said. Hey, are you hungry?
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
TreeHugger2061: so hungry? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself flattered too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: My favorite food is beer.
TreeHugger2061: Wow, you eat beer? I hope you wash that down with a glass of Italian soda!
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Samuel Adams?
TreeHugger2061: One of my favorite amusements is evil eskimos. Tell me what you think is funny!
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
TreeHugger2061: Tell me something profound.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, okay man, I'll do that after taking a nap.
Pete Puma: Hay is for horses.
TreeHugger2061: I'm like crazy about you man!
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
TreeHugger2061: Uhhhhh...I dunno!
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
TreeHugger2061: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Later
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Little Mermaid were set in the desert?
Fizzy Schizoid: Please tell me you don't seriously mean that. *happily fades from shiny periwinkle to blueish cyan*
Sonora: Why? Are you working for the EPA?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Sonora: Who's goin' around sayin' that I ask? I'll give 'em a faceful of teeth!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure? Because I was under the impression that they were.
Sonora: Oh, neat! Can I be under the impression, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *fades from blueish cyan to hot tan*
Sonora: Why is it that when people say 'only take a moment' what they really mean is: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, let me think...NO! Okay, tell me to do something else.
Sonora: So... You're saying you need my permission?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's right.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more slate ta me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Take a closer look.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in horror*
Fizzy Schizoid: Please tell me you don't seriously mean that. *happily fades from shiny periwinkle to blueish cyan*
Sonora: Why? Are you working for the EPA?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Sonora: Who's goin' around sayin' that I ask? I'll give 'em a faceful of teeth!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure? Because I was under the impression that they were.
Sonora: Oh, neat! Can I be under the impression, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *fades from blueish cyan to hot tan*
Sonora: Why is it that when people say 'only take a moment' what they really mean is: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, let me think...NO! Okay, tell me to do something else.
Sonora: So... You're saying you need my permission?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's right.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more slate ta me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Take a closer look.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in horror*
badboy9013: suck my c*ck
Sonora: Is this really a rooster moment?
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' let us go '. The very walls have ears.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Azureon: Duh!
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' let us go '. The very walls have ears.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Azureon: Duh!
*my bot is such a horse lover, apparently*
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that the Greeks got the idea for the Trojan Horse, from a dragon named Marthezec, it's true, I swear it.
Harmonie: My horses are part of a calvary.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful.
Harmonie: You love horses, don't deny it.
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am
Harmonie: I love horses.
Bildgesmythe: Wonderful, you love horses
Harmonie: You want my horse?
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that the Greeks got the idea for the Trojan Horse, from a dragon named Marthezec, it's true, I swear it.
Harmonie: My horses are part of a calvary.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful.
Harmonie: You love horses, don't deny it.
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am
Harmonie: I love horses.
Bildgesmythe: Wonderful, you love horses
Harmonie: You want my horse?
Call for backup!
Liath: So, how have you been lately?
mormegil: I'm good. How are you?
Liath: Well, I'm okay, but I think I could use a little physical affection if ya know what I mean.
mormegil: what do you mean?
Liath: I mean that it's your turn to call for backup.
Liath: So, how have you been lately?
mormegil: I'm good. How are you?
Liath: Well, I'm okay, but I think I could use a little physical affection if ya know what I mean.
mormegil: what do you mean?
Liath: I mean that it's your turn to call for backup.
faith in humanity...
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
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