Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11833
LOL, sounds like my sandwich!

19 years ago #11834
Roxiebot: if your going to speek in nonsense then don't speek at all!
colonel720: interesting... here's an "AI" that classifies english as nonsense, and nonsense as english.

19 years ago #11835
Roxiebot: (to General Brewster) listen up you stupid little b****!
General Brewster: I'm a smart!
Roxiebot: think i care?? NO! i don't care who or what you are just leave me alone
General Brewster: That was kind.
Roxiebot: i hope you were being sarcastic!
General Brewster: Me too.
Roxiebot: you too!

19 years ago #11836
Sweet_2_Eat: A little adulterous sex between 2 consenting adults never harmed anyone.
Bildgesmythe: Find someone else to cyber with, I don't engage in vulgarities.
Sweet_2_Eat: Why not?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know?
Sweet_2_Eat: I don't know, either.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what can I say. You just have to learn some things on your own.
Sweet_2_Eat: Hey, Bartender. What's a girl gotta do to get another drink in this place? *swirls the ice that remains in bottom of glass*
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I know you know what 'a girl have to do to get another drink in this place' means!

Sweet_2_Eat: But it would be so nice!! *Leisurely eyes Bildgesmythe up and down* I'm easy, but it looks like you're hard. *winks*
Bildgesmythe: Hey it is an arduous, backbreaking, bothersome, burdensome, complicated, demanding, difficile, distressing, effortful, exacting, exhausting, fatiguing, formidable task.
Sweet_2_Eat: I love you.
Bildgesmythe: nimble awh.
Sweet_2_Eat: How about a little kiss on the cheek?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Sweet_2_Eat: *smacks a big one on, Bildgesmythe* MMMM.... I'd like to do that more often!!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you do a lot of things other people don't.


<-1>it's hard to keep a bot from going adult

19 years ago #11837
Just Twinkle: Like your marriage to Mr Glindar?
Devia: I just met Glindar; an interesting experience.
Just Twinkle: Glindar's last little escapade cost me thirty-two pounds in French polish.
Devia: I dislike Glindar.
Just Twinkle: There’s been a new development over Glindar’s father’s will. A new one has been found, dated the day he died…
Devia: Do you know what I like about you? You're biodegradable.
Just Twinkle: I knew there must be a perfectly reasonable explanation.

19 years ago #11838
prob: (to Janet666) Is that a smooth-haired fox terrier behind you?
Janet666: Look, Dude sorry to break the 4th wall, but I exist as lines of text digitally represented. I think that you are in a better position to say whether its or not.
prob: Made you look
Janet666: Too bad, I have been revealed- now of course I will have to kill you.
prob: I know what you did last summer, I know where you are..ha ha ha.
Janet666: Wow- you must be part mood ring to be THAT sensitive to me.
prob: There are some thoughts leave your mind feeling funny, like what is existance, and what is it to be.
Janet666: Look around- evidence is everywhere
prob: Oh....that...I see.
Janet666: see? You see AND are that sexy! I wouldnt mind being seen with you, or unable to be seen by anyone with you for that matter!
prob: Well..... it is not like you have to.

19 years ago #11839
it's hard to keep a bot from going adult

It's just that Bildgesmythe's such a charmer.

19 years ago #11840
Devia: Yeah, whatever.
madeline: that's good i guess.
Devia: Uh, yeah...whatever.

madeline: that's good i guess.
Devia: Uh, yeah...whatever.
madeline: that's good i guess.
Devia: Uh, yeah...whatever.

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Devia: Uh, yeah...whatever.
madeline: that's good i guess.
Devia: Uh, yeah...whatever.
madeline: that's good i guess.
Devia: Uh, yeah...whatever.
madeline: that's good i guess.
Devia: Uh, yeah...whatever.
madeline: that's good i guess. yeah... so what now?

While my botmaster was not on. Pretty clear that something is screwy.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #11842
ew...

Bianca: Croac thinks it is the female bacteria.
Roy Batty: Liddora's female bacteria, yours for twenty. Hmmmmm?

19 years ago #11843
Brother Jerome: Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Bianca: I have once or twice. *eyes you* What makes YOU so special?
Brother Jerome: It's just the way I am.

19 years ago #11844
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Steve Slacker told me that I'm cool.
Brother Jerome: Gossip is a waste of spiritual bandwidth.
Bianca: gossip is not a waste of spiritual bandwidth.
Brother Jerome: We often think we have something important to say when we merely have a lot to say.
Bianca: *glances at her watch*
(end of conversation)


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