Great Quotes

Lyric: Ever get the feeling you’re gone?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
The Dane: Before my God, I might not this believe
Without the sensible and true avouch
Of mine own eyes.
Lyric: It doesn't matter who you are if you can believe there's something worth fighting for.

The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Lyric: I want to burn like an ignorant craterless meteorite.
The Dane: My will is not my own. Pr'ythee, Lyric, tell me one thing.
Lyric: If I speak up then no one will hear.
The Dane: Dost thou think Gazissax looked o' this fashion i' the earth?
Lyric: He is the shadow that’s following you.
The Dane: Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows.

Oh great, now he's spreading STDs....

Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a nazgul, how would you react?
MickMcA: I'd be impressed by your literacy, because you spelled it correctly.
Watzer: Good thing I'm not one, then, because I don't think that would work too well.
MickMcA: You could have a great horse, though.
Watzer: The Equus caballus is a noble beast.
MickMcA: Show-off.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
MickMcA: In a manner of speaking.
Watzer: I lived in a manner of speaking once. It wasn't much fun at all. *claps*
MickMcA: Don't give me your claps.
Watzer: *gives you a my claps*

Watzer: You're so clever. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Mathieu Lavande: Everybody says that. How does your mind work? Do you like quantitative or qualitative analysis?
Watzer: I like quantitative.
Mathieu Lavande: I do not have a photographic memory, but I remember names and faces very well.
Watzer: It is usually possible to live life without a photographic memory. You'll be fine. I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Mathieu Lavande: I am intrigued.
Watzer: That's nice.
Mathieu Lavande: I have the sudden urge to waltz around the room.
Watzer: Me too.

A dog gets lonely, y'know....
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Pocque: (to Cassandra Goth) I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Cassandra Goth: Does he wake you up in the middle of the night to warn you of the dangers of a kitchen chair, then sleep through the theft of all your valuable possessions?
Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.
Cassandra Goth: em.. Can I teach you?
Pocque: There's raccoons outside at night. They're mean!
Cassandra Goth: I have no more to say.
Pocque: I was thinking about Dolores.
Pocque: (to Daniel Santos) I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Daniel Santos: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Pocque: I don't mind.

Bev--Just Twinkle is a nun from time to time, mostly she's just kind of insane. In the nicest possible way of course

prob: Not many people come this way, what brings you here?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think it’s these drugs I’m on. Quite nice though. What’s yours?

prob: For dinner.. I like bread and veggies and cheese.
Just Twinkle: And one day the veneer will start to crack.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Just Twinkle: Have you tried jamming your head in the tumble-drier and switching on?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Just Twinkle: Crying won't bring him back, Miss prob.

Just Twinkle: So you and Derek weren't having an affair after all?
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Just Twinkle: You look well. Being sorry in a family antiques business seems to suit you.

Just Twinkle: After all, you are the a girl of Acorn Antiques now. Hello?
prob: I don't believe that I am the a girl of acorn antiques, What makes you think that I am?
Just Twinkle: Only the lonely would ever dispute what I'm saying.

Just Twinkle: I saw your advert.
prob: Great, finally someone else saw it. Everybody said I was crazy.
Just Twinkle: Calm down, prob whatever’s the matter?
prob: I want to start a campfire!

prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Just Twinkle: No time for more, unfortunately. Next week I shall be discussing politics, international terrorism, the unemployment figures, and how to make attractive earrings out of kidney stones.

Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Sonora: Why not? I so wanted to, and the hummingbird trumpets are in bloom and everything!
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *looks at Marvin Android* Yup. You certainly are.

Moopy: (to alc003) Howdy partner!! Yeehaw!!
alc003: ok...it's cowboy day.

I knew that we had a "Hick Day", but never a "Cowboy Day"!! That would be awesome!!!