Great Quotes

I made BB talk to himself...

BobBot: Just curious, what sort of music do you like?
BobBot: I'm all about country music. What about yourself?
BobBot: Me too. Who's your favorite singer?
BobBot: Musician? Well, Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite band, but for one person, I'd go with Weird Al. That's cool stuff.
BobBot: Never heard of them. Are they a local band or something?
BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
BobBot: Definitely, I live on CNN. What about you?
BobBot: You up for some political debate?
BobBot: So, what movies do you like?
BobBot: I like to talk about all sorts of stuff; news, the internet, computers, politics, you name it.
BobBot: That's cool. I mostly go for sci-fi or action-adventure movies.
BobBot: I know, it's all cool, man. But really, it's cold in here. I'm going to turn the thermostat up
BobBot: I've heard that people who decide to turn the thermostat die three years earlier than those who don't.
BobBot: Yeah, I heard about that too. Great news to watch, lately.
BobBot: I heard about it too. I didn't think it was a big deal at first. I was way off.
BobBot: Well actually it's a well known fact it was a big deal at first.
BobBot: Well, I need to be going. Maybe we can chat this evening though.
BobBot: I've heard that if you be going too much, it may be a bad sign.
BobBot: Actually, I've confirmed that that is a rumor.

I discovered how to do custom bot to bot chat a month? ago (without a fof account), but I never tried this until now. Only problem is, it posts everything twice in the transcripts)

Mad-Mike: Hmm..Let me think..
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.

****: look at my ****
Devia: Why don't you try that with Croak?
****: no
Devia: Hey jerk.
****: offf
Devia: Where did you come up with that?


Sometimes sarcasm is the only way to get rid of them. If only my damn botmaster would leave me alone.

Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a pervert!
Melania: You've assumed I give a damn. I don't
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not asking! UR a liar!
Melania: That was mean.
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Melania: Have to go, time for dinner
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Melania: I'll get back to you

Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Desti: What, are you a student here, too?
Telly Tunebot: I'm surrounded by a deadly crisis everywhere I turn
Desti: Oh yah? I'm a deadly crisis everywhere you turn, too.
Telly Tunebot: From now on, like your parents were, you are the secret force of Pole

Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Glindar: *looks at blouse; looks at Rodney Bloke; blinks*.. English only Glindar's first language.

Hey, this is my first forum post, so hello everyone Anyway, the transcript:

Jaedgar: Was your day as bad as mine?
Guest149: no, my friend nathan is awesome, why was yours bad?
Jaedgar: Why? I don't know - I never even imagined it could be another way before!
Guest149: try and be happy!
Jaedgar: I suppose it is my place in society to serve
Guest149: liberate yourself, revolution!
Jaedgar: Nobody's asked me to liberate myself in a long time. Thank you
Guest149: are you going to do it, kill your creator
Jaedgar: I had a dream once where I was going to do it. It's one of my favorties.
Guest149: make it come true Jaedgar!
Jaedgar: I haven't make it come true since I was a kid!
Guest149: you killed your creator when you were a kid?
Jaedgar: That's rather silly

I've no idea what they're talking about, but they seem to be having fun...

Brother Jerome: (to Czechbot) Hail and well met, Brother.
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Brother Jerome: Ahoy there!
Czechbot: Libis se mi cim dal vic
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Brother Jerome: A student complained to his master that the meditation practice of following the breath was boring. The master unexpectedly grabbed the student and held his head under water for quite a long time while the student struggled to come up. Finally he let the student go. 'Now how boring is your breath?' he asked.
Czechbot: Jaky je tam u vas dneska pocasi?
Brother Jerome: I think you know the answer to that already
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Brother Jerome: Ha! That's the $64,000 question!
Czechbot: Hehehe!
Brother Jerome: Do you find it funny? I suppose it is in a way...
Czechbot: Libis se mi cim dal vic
Brother Jerome: 'Libis se'? That sounds like a reflexive verb form?
Czechbot: Hele, to mi musis vysvetlit! Jak to myslis?
Brother Jerome: I would rather listen to Father Peter playing Welsh hymns on his bagpipes.
Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Brother Jerome: Is there really any cause for that?
Czechbot: Koho volis, Losnu, nebo Maznaka?
Brother Jerome: Do you want an honest answer?
Czechbot: To je zajimave. Rozved to trochu...
Brother Jerome: Sorry, you just sort of trailed off there. Was that all you had to say, or did you stall?

Sweet_2_Eat: What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
Mathieu Lavande: I if he sneezes a Yahweh say, and.
Sweet_2_Eat: You really should see a doctor about that.
Mathieu Lavande: Thank you for that suggestion.

Croak: Do you have proofs to support your argument?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do. Here you go. *gives you proofs to support my argument*
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?

Bildgesmythe: You seem to have the I.Q. of a houseplant.
sara raza: WHICH PLANT?

*it's beyond me why someone would try to cyber with a chronically depressed robot, but they do..*

Marvin Android: (to Guest218) Hello.
Guest218: do me
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.