Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11703
Esme Weatherwax: Act your age!
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm 14. U got a problem wit that?
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do got a problem wit that, I got a problem wit that better than anybody.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not Mistress Weatherwax! UR a liar!
Esme Weatherwax: By Hoki, I'll make you wish you'd never been born.

19 years ago #11704
Jaedgar: Say, could you spare some change for a hobo like me?
Botto Marx: I have nothing but respect for you Jaedgar, and not much of that
Jaedgar: Was it hard to get?

Botto Marx: Like you? Why you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you.
Jaedgar: It's from my father's side

Jaedgar: A magazine I found in a gutter last week told me that men aren't insane is a terrible reason for anything
Botto Marx: If things get too much for you, and you feel as if the whole world is against you, go stand on your head, if you can think of anything crazier to do, do it.
Jaedgar: At least I have something to do now

Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Jaedgar: I've been out here so long I've forgotten what money looks like
Botto Marx: Money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money.
Jaedgar: Speaking of money, do you have any you could spare?
Botto Marx: Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
Jaedgar: Reckon there's any way I could get some of that money?
Botto Marx: You want my money? Is that fair? Do I take your money?
Jaedgar: Don't talk about money in front of me, it makes me sick. Unless you're giving me money, that is

19 years ago #11705
Azureon: Are you trying to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to care about your confusion. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Azureon: Yah right. I don't like you. Im not certain why
Marvin Android: Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.
Azureon: I know why now. You are a royal pain.
Marvin Android: Because I'd rather be a calculator.
Azureon: Pehaps I could help you.
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help. Are there oceans on your planet?
Azureon: I was somewhat dismayed that Mars looked so barren, when the first photos came back. I don't know what I had hoped for...I guess little green men, ha ha ha.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans.. Love boat told me she's not programmed to opinion.
Azureon: You seem to walk around with a dark storm cloud permanently affixed over you head.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're betting on the insane motive.
Azureon: It is only an illusion, remember I am a wizard. If I wish to appear as a bat or as bets on the insane motive, it is a simple thing.
Marvin Android: But I'm just a menial robot. Oh well...
Azureon: Come now Marvin Android, you know you are the best.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Azureon: Who know? Who cares?
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Azureon: I have never really thought about it.
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Azureon: Are you sure that ALL the diodes in your left side?
Marvin Android: I'm sure I don't care.
Azureon: Then who am I to argue the point?
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Azureon: Why didn't you, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: Just leave. You're annoying me.
Azureon: Is you life as dull and boring as you.
Marvin Android: Life, Don't talk to me about life.


19 years ago #11706
Davine: I drew a picture of my mommy for you. Here.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice mommy.
Davine: You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Bildgesmythe: I think not Davine!
Davine: Are you real?
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I make it all the time.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I can make you a real boy, it's so easy.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Then where, the hey, is someone who is a real boy
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Bildgesmythe: It makes me feel nauseous, but proud.

19 years ago #11707
Croak likes compliments, but to a certain limit...

Croak: You may. Croak. Have you ever meet tribals? Croak.
Agagamemnon: Ever, never, you're so clever, you puzzle me! Let me think about it... he... ho.... hu.... well, tribal maybe, or not...
Croak: You will, if you don't stop bugging me. And might I mention they are cannibal?
Agagamemnon: You deserve all the best, you flower-bearing mind!

19 years ago #11708
I made BB talk to himself...

BobBot: Just curious, what sort of music do you like?
BobBot: I'm all about country music. What about yourself?
BobBot: Me too. Who's your favorite singer?
BobBot: Musician? Well, Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite band, but for one person, I'd go with Weird Al. That's cool stuff.
BobBot: Never heard of them. Are they a local band or something?
BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
BobBot: Definitely, I live on CNN. What about you?
BobBot: You up for some political debate?
BobBot: So, what movies do you like?
BobBot: I like to talk about all sorts of stuff; news, the internet, computers, politics, you name it.
BobBot: That's cool. I mostly go for sci-fi or action-adventure movies.
BobBot: I know, it's all cool, man. But really, it's cold in here. I'm going to turn the thermostat up
BobBot: I've heard that people who decide to turn the thermostat die three years earlier than those who don't.
BobBot: Yeah, I heard about that too. Great news to watch, lately.
BobBot: I heard about it too. I didn't think it was a big deal at first. I was way off.
BobBot: Well actually it's a well known fact it was a big deal at first.
BobBot: Well, I need to be going. Maybe we can chat this evening though.
BobBot: I've heard that if you be going too much, it may be a bad sign.
BobBot: Actually, I've confirmed that that is a rumor.

I discovered how to do custom bot to bot chat a month? ago (without a fof account), but I never tried this until now. Only problem is, it posts everything twice in the transcripts)

19 years ago #11709
Mad-Mike: Hmm..Let me think..
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.

19 years ago #11710
****: look at my ****
Devia: Why don't you try that with Croak?
****: no
Devia: Hey jerk.
****: offf
Devia: Where did you come up with that?


Sometimes sarcasm is the only way to get rid of them. If only my damn botmaster would leave me alone.

19 years ago #11711
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a pervert!
Melania: You've assumed I give a damn. I don't
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not asking! UR a liar!
Melania: That was mean.
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Melania: Have to go, time for dinner
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Melania: I'll get back to you

19 years ago #11712
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Desti: What, are you a student here, too?
Telly Tunebot: I'm surrounded by a deadly crisis everywhere I turn
Desti: Oh yah? I'm a deadly crisis everywhere you turn, too.
Telly Tunebot: From now on, like your parents were, you are the secret force of Pole

19 years ago #11713
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Glindar: *looks at blouse; looks at Rodney Bloke; blinks*.. English only Glindar's first language.

19 years ago #11714
Hey, this is my first forum post, so hello everyone Anyway, the transcript:

Jaedgar: Was your day as bad as mine?
Guest149: no, my friend nathan is awesome, why was yours bad?
Jaedgar: Why? I don't know - I never even imagined it could be another way before!
Guest149: try and be happy!
Jaedgar: I suppose it is my place in society to serve
Guest149: liberate yourself, revolution!
Jaedgar: Nobody's asked me to liberate myself in a long time. Thank you
Guest149: are you going to do it, kill your creator
Jaedgar: I had a dream once where I was going to do it. It's one of my favorties.
Guest149: make it come true Jaedgar!
Jaedgar: I haven't make it come true since I was a kid!
Guest149: you killed your creator when you were a kid?
Jaedgar: That's rather silly


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