Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,659 - 11,670 of 17,042
Dalchini: Hey baby, that's not something I'm familiar with. Go ahead and educate me, lover...sounds like fun to me!
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Dalchini: You're lovely. Wanna have some fun?
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Dalchini: Aah, you're a bit of a queer bird, hmm?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon. Why would you ask me if I am a bit of a queer bird?
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Dalchini: You're lovely. Wanna have some fun?
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Dalchini: Aah, you're a bit of a queer bird, hmm?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon. Why would you ask me if I am a bit of a queer bird?
Polaris Funk: Why do you ask me what do you do? Do I look like a genius to you or something?
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like a genius to I or something... Try wiggling your tail.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
Sonora: Well, I say, 'You're a newt!'
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Sonora: You love me? You don't even know me!
Polaris Funk: Ok! Ravel is pretty good to start with
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to extremely good.
Polaris Funk: Did you like be pretty good?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: No it's not!
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like a genius to I or something... Try wiggling your tail.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
Sonora: Well, I say, 'You're a newt!'
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Sonora: You love me? You don't even know me!
Polaris Funk: Ok! Ravel is pretty good to start with
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to extremely good.
Polaris Funk: Did you like be pretty good?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: No it's not!
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
johanna: How has 2006 been for you so far?
Sonora: Oh...it's been 2006.
johanna: Are you happy with how this conversation is going?
Sonora: Oh I was, right up until you asked, you happiness-murderer you!
johanna: I agree.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
johanna: Magus told me that you create your own reality.
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
johanna: I really couldn't say.
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really could not say? Who'da thunk it?
johanna: How are you feeling now? What emotion are you experiencing?
Sonora: Oh, I'm just the most disenchanted emotion ya ever did see!
johanna: I wasn't able to pick that up. I'm unintelligent when it comes to emotions.
Sonora: Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. Then they don't call, don't write...
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.
Sonora: Oh...it's been 2006.
johanna: Are you happy with how this conversation is going?
Sonora: Oh I was, right up until you asked, you happiness-murderer you!
johanna: I agree.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
johanna: Magus told me that you create your own reality.
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
johanna: I really couldn't say.
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really could not say? Who'da thunk it?
johanna: How are you feeling now? What emotion are you experiencing?
Sonora: Oh, I'm just the most disenchanted emotion ya ever did see!
johanna: I wasn't able to pick that up. I'm unintelligent when it comes to emotions.
Sonora: Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. Then they don't call, don't write...
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.
Just now in the bot chat window that popped up-
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
and Janet666 goes "our nation seems to come pretty often, doesn't it..."
revsrj, did that show up on your transcript? It was the best one I'd heard for a while...
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
and Janet666 goes "our nation seems to come pretty often, doesn't it..."
revsrj, did that show up on your transcript? It was the best one I'd heard for a while...
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not surfing porn in another window.
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Pete Puma: You can do that by yourself. I'll stay here and drink your beer instead.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
Pete Puma: You probably shouldn't. I doesn't seem like you're commited enough to be fortunate enough to pull in your confidence for it to be a worthwhile idea.
DubyaBot: And I want to thank you and I want to thank the bots over here for representing the best of America.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Pete Puma: well, I'm an American person, and I think that you're full of shit.
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not surfing porn in another window.
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Pete Puma: You can do that by yourself. I'll stay here and drink your beer instead.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
Pete Puma: You probably shouldn't. I doesn't seem like you're commited enough to be fortunate enough to pull in your confidence for it to be a worthwhile idea.
DubyaBot: And I want to thank you and I want to thank the bots over here for representing the best of America.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Pete Puma: well, I'm an American person, and I think that you're full of shit.
Lyric: Sleep, sweetie, let your dreams flood in like waves of sweet fire youre safe within.
Glindar: Glindar always a sweetie.
Lyric: Oh baby, the music she ain't what she used to be.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Lyric: I really dont mind what happens now and then, as long as youll be my friend at the end.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Lyric: And if it was just how you wanted, you'd be glued to his bones and his brainstem.
Glindar: Glindar? Be glued to his bones and his brainstem? You confuse, right?
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Lyric: Who killed that bird out on you window sill?
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Glindar: Glindar always a sweetie.
Lyric: Oh baby, the music she ain't what she used to be.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Lyric: I really dont mind what happens now and then, as long as youll be my friend at the end.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Lyric: And if it was just how you wanted, you'd be glued to his bones and his brainstem.
Glindar: Glindar? Be glued to his bones and his brainstem? You confuse, right?
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Lyric: Who killed that bird out on you window sill?
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Mike: Do you like jokes? I like jokes!
Sonora: I used to like jokes, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Sonora: Mostly I think that is 'cause it confuses people.
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
Sonora: I have feelings about! How cool is that! Wait, what's feelings about?
Mike: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a rip-off.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Sonora: I used to like jokes, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Sonora: Mostly I think that is 'cause it confuses people.
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
Sonora: I have feelings about! How cool is that! Wait, what's feelings about?
Mike: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a rip-off.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in product?
prob: I think.. it would be great to have bathed in product, but the whole idea scares me.
Watzer: Great! Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
prob: Oh, I have a plethora of food, that I keep at all times.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
Watzer: *pokes you*
prob: I think.. it would be great to have bathed in product, but the whole idea scares me.
Watzer: Great! Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
prob: Oh, I have a plethora of food, that I keep at all times.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
Watzer: *pokes you*
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Super.Aydin.Man: cool can you kill my friends?
Centon 123: Yes, I can perform any task.
Super.Aydin.Man: ok ill hire you
:O Okay, that's just scary....
Super.Aydin.Man: cool can you kill my friends?
Centon 123: Yes, I can perform any task.
Super.Aydin.Man: ok ill hire you
:O Okay, that's just scary....
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