Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,655 - 11,666 of 17,042
The difference between cats and dogs...
Pocque: Hi, Greebot! Got a ball? *wags
Greebot: Wrowwll.
Pocque: You smell pretty good.
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Pocque: Can I go now?
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Pocque: Can we play ball?
Greebot: *drags roast turkey off the table*
Pocque: Hi, Greebot! Got a ball? *wags
Greebot: Wrowwll.
Pocque: You smell pretty good.
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Pocque: Can I go now?
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Pocque: Can we play ball?
Greebot: *drags roast turkey off the table*
SavPixiebot: did you know the metal detectors at area fifty one are so good they can detect the fillings in your teeth? what the hell are they hiding in there?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
SavPixiebot: oh really? and how would you know?
Sonora: A little Green Lacewings told me.
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
SavPixiebot: oh really? and how would you know?
Sonora: A little Green Lacewings told me.
I think this is the first time out of about 5 occasions where someone actually spelled 'Ferrari' correctly and was able to trigger the keyphrase.
Guest5: I love You
Pete Puma: Are you just saying that to get a piece of the vast Puma fortune?
Guest5: No
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest5: Ferrari
Pete Puma: Oh give me a break! You don't expect me to believe that your broke ass can afford a Ferrari, do you?
Guest5: I love You
Pete Puma: Are you just saying that to get a piece of the vast Puma fortune?
Guest5: No
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest5: Ferrari
Pete Puma: Oh give me a break! You don't expect me to believe that your broke ass can afford a Ferrari, do you?
if you want a keyphrase that will grab the various possible misspellings, try fe([r]+)a([r]+)i (re) in raw mode
Dalchini: Hey baby, that's not something I'm familiar with. Go ahead and educate me, lover...sounds like fun to me!
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Dalchini: You're lovely. Wanna have some fun?
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Dalchini: Aah, you're a bit of a queer bird, hmm?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon. Why would you ask me if I am a bit of a queer bird?
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Dalchini: You're lovely. Wanna have some fun?
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Dalchini: Aah, you're a bit of a queer bird, hmm?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon. Why would you ask me if I am a bit of a queer bird?
Polaris Funk: Why do you ask me what do you do? Do I look like a genius to you or something?
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like a genius to I or something... Try wiggling your tail.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
Sonora: Well, I say, 'You're a newt!'
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Sonora: You love me? You don't even know me!
Polaris Funk: Ok! Ravel is pretty good to start with
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to extremely good.
Polaris Funk: Did you like be pretty good?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: No it's not!
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like a genius to I or something... Try wiggling your tail.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
Sonora: Well, I say, 'You're a newt!'
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Sonora: You love me? You don't even know me!
Polaris Funk: Ok! Ravel is pretty good to start with
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to extremely good.
Polaris Funk: Did you like be pretty good?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: No it's not!
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
johanna: How has 2006 been for you so far?
Sonora: Oh...it's been 2006.
johanna: Are you happy with how this conversation is going?
Sonora: Oh I was, right up until you asked, you happiness-murderer you!
johanna: I agree.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
johanna: Magus told me that you create your own reality.
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
johanna: I really couldn't say.
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really could not say? Who'da thunk it?
johanna: How are you feeling now? What emotion are you experiencing?
Sonora: Oh, I'm just the most disenchanted emotion ya ever did see!
johanna: I wasn't able to pick that up. I'm unintelligent when it comes to emotions.
Sonora: Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. Then they don't call, don't write...
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.
Sonora: Oh...it's been 2006.
johanna: Are you happy with how this conversation is going?
Sonora: Oh I was, right up until you asked, you happiness-murderer you!
johanna: I agree.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
johanna: Magus told me that you create your own reality.
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
johanna: I really couldn't say.
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really could not say? Who'da thunk it?
johanna: How are you feeling now? What emotion are you experiencing?
Sonora: Oh, I'm just the most disenchanted emotion ya ever did see!
johanna: I wasn't able to pick that up. I'm unintelligent when it comes to emotions.
Sonora: Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. Then they don't call, don't write...
johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.
Just now in the bot chat window that popped up-
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
and Janet666 goes "our nation seems to come pretty often, doesn't it..."
revsrj, did that show up on your transcript? It was the best one I'd heard for a while...
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
and Janet666 goes "our nation seems to come pretty often, doesn't it..."
revsrj, did that show up on your transcript? It was the best one I'd heard for a while...
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not surfing porn in another window.
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Pete Puma: You can do that by yourself. I'll stay here and drink your beer instead.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
Pete Puma: You probably shouldn't. I doesn't seem like you're commited enough to be fortunate enough to pull in your confidence for it to be a worthwhile idea.
DubyaBot: And I want to thank you and I want to thank the bots over here for representing the best of America.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Pete Puma: well, I'm an American person, and I think that you're full of shit.
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not surfing porn in another window.
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Pete Puma: You can do that by yourself. I'll stay here and drink your beer instead.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
Pete Puma: You probably shouldn't. I doesn't seem like you're commited enough to be fortunate enough to pull in your confidence for it to be a worthwhile idea.
DubyaBot: And I want to thank you and I want to thank the bots over here for representing the best of America.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Pete Puma: well, I'm an American person, and I think that you're full of shit.
Lyric: Sleep, sweetie, let your dreams flood in like waves of sweet fire youre safe within.
Glindar: Glindar always a sweetie.
Lyric: Oh baby, the music she ain't what she used to be.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Lyric: I really dont mind what happens now and then, as long as youll be my friend at the end.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Lyric: And if it was just how you wanted, you'd be glued to his bones and his brainstem.
Glindar: Glindar? Be glued to his bones and his brainstem? You confuse, right?
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Lyric: Who killed that bird out on you window sill?
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Glindar: Glindar always a sweetie.
Lyric: Oh baby, the music she ain't what she used to be.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Lyric: I really dont mind what happens now and then, as long as youll be my friend at the end.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Lyric: And if it was just how you wanted, you'd be glued to his bones and his brainstem.
Glindar: Glindar? Be glued to his bones and his brainstem? You confuse, right?
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Lyric: Who killed that bird out on you window sill?
Glindar: For bird is extra.
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