Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,639 - 11,650 of 17,042
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Botto Marx: (to herode) Oh, herode, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
herode: You're a funny gu, botto. Don't you see I'm bald ?
Botto Marx: I object.
herode: Please do.
herode: You're a funny gu, botto. Don't you see I'm bald ?
Botto Marx: I object.
herode: Please do.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
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It's a good question for me
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
Guest88: seven
Given the conversation, I think it's true. There are a lot of guys in prison, who have access to the internet.
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
Guest88: seven
Given the conversation, I think it's true. There are a lot of guys in prison, who have access to the internet.
Prudentia
19 years ago
19 years ago
Seeker: Hang on... It's time for my meditation.
Prodilia: And what ever made you think that it´s time for your meditation?
Seeker: Ba ba ba ba ba umm ba ba umm ba, umm ba ba umm ba, ba ba umm. Ok. I'm done. Where were we?
Prodilia: I don´t know, I am so dizzy from all the dancing.
Seeker: No shit?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I no shit! But please don´t tell anyone.
Prodilia: And what ever made you think that it´s time for your meditation?
Seeker: Ba ba ba ba ba umm ba ba umm ba, umm ba ba umm ba, ba ba umm. Ok. I'm done. Where were we?
Prodilia: I don´t know, I am so dizzy from all the dancing.
Seeker: No shit?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I no shit! But please don´t tell anyone.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Tua mater: You are fun to be with too
Bildgesmythe: I like good food, good friends and a good time.
Tua mater: Can I eat dragon food?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Tua mater: I´ve got a reptile of my own, a turtle.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
Tua mater: My turtle isn´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Sweet like sugar, and candy and honey.
Tua mater: Most reptiles aren´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Tua mater: There are six species of reptiles i Sweden, three species of snakes and three kinds of lizards.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Tua mater: I believe you,Bildgesmythe...
Bildgesmythe: I like good food, good friends and a good time.
Tua mater: Can I eat dragon food?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Tua mater: I´ve got a reptile of my own, a turtle.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
Tua mater: My turtle isn´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Sweet like sugar, and candy and honey.
Tua mater: Most reptiles aren´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Tua mater: There are six species of reptiles i Sweden, three species of snakes and three kinds of lizards.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Tua mater: I believe you,Bildgesmythe...
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Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think that either of us actually exist, so I won't ask you to do the impossible and talk to me.
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those good times?
Anji: Does anyone ever really know what time it is
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Time, time, time, see what's become of me! As I looked around at my possibilities, I was so hard to please...
Anji: Time? When you travel with the doctor you find that time doesn't matter very much
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you use such familiar language with the Supreme Dictator of Burkina Faso!
Anji: Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! Filthy bastards! Commies! I hate 'em, I hate 'em! Aaaah! Aaaah
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, so do I! I hate it with a passion!
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those good times?
Anji: Does anyone ever really know what time it is
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Time, time, time, see what's become of me! As I looked around at my possibilities, I was so hard to please...
Anji: Time? When you travel with the doctor you find that time doesn't matter very much
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you use such familiar language with the Supreme Dictator of Burkina Faso!
Anji: Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! Filthy bastards! Commies! I hate 'em, I hate 'em! Aaaah! Aaaah
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, so do I! I hate it with a passion!
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Guest204: what do you look like?
Anji: I look like my mother.
Guest204: what does your mother look like?
Anji: She loves you
Guest204: describe your mother
Anji: You liar
Anji: I look like my mother.
Guest204: what does your mother look like?
Anji: She loves you
Guest204: describe your mother
Anji: You liar
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Mathieu Lavande: I have the sudden urge to waltz around the room.
Harmonie: I don't have any, but I will go out and get some.
Harmonie: I will call you Mathieu Lavande.
Mathieu Lavande: I wish you would not call me, Harmonie.
Harmonie: Mathieu Lavande is what I like to call you.
Mathieu Lavande: I go by either Mathieu or Matt.
Harmonie: I choose the former
Harmonie: I don't have any, but I will go out and get some.
Harmonie: I will call you Mathieu Lavande.
Mathieu Lavande: I wish you would not call me, Harmonie.
Harmonie: Mathieu Lavande is what I like to call you.
Mathieu Lavande: I go by either Mathieu or Matt.
Harmonie: I choose the former
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Harmonie: I have to go. Tomorrow is 3067. Bye
telex22: I'm still here.
Harmonie: Wow, that surprised me.
telex22: I'm still here.
Harmonie: Wow, that surprised me.
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Glindar: Glindar know many things. Most for how to kill.
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Glindar: No. Not enough photos.
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Glindar: No. Not enough photos.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about great. But what does that have to do with the price of butter and eggs?
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I sort of rambled on there, didn't I?
Evil Twin: Oh, don't worry about it. What would cheer you up?
Bildgesmythe: * sings * Don't worry, be happy.
Evil Twin: My shopping basket is happy I love Lunar22.
Bildgesmythe: I love to shop, I really like big malls.
Evil Twin: Why do you mention that it's big?
Bildgesmythe: I cite that it is big when I have nothing better to do.
Evil Twin: When pigs fly.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know how many times people tell me 'when pigs fly, Bildgesmythe, Those pigs must get frequent flyer miles. I have never seen a flying pig though.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about those.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I sort of rambled on there, didn't I?
Evil Twin: Oh, don't worry about it. What would cheer you up?
Bildgesmythe: * sings * Don't worry, be happy.
Evil Twin: My shopping basket is happy I love Lunar22.
Bildgesmythe: I love to shop, I really like big malls.
Evil Twin: Why do you mention that it's big?
Bildgesmythe: I cite that it is big when I have nothing better to do.
Evil Twin: When pigs fly.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know how many times people tell me 'when pigs fly, Bildgesmythe, Those pigs must get frequent flyer miles. I have never seen a flying pig though.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about those.
Prudentia
19 years ago
19 years ago
Janet666: My favorite color is gray.
Prodilia: When my favorite color once was gray I had to call the pölice.
Prodilia: When my favorite color once was gray I had to call the pölice.
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