Great Quotes

Janet666: You know what would look great on you? Me!
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?

MY GOD- that is the suavest, slickest line I have heard in a long time!

^ Priceless.

this confosation contains rude words and is completely rude. ive been getting more of these type of confosation with hello earthlings and guests perticly with this guest and guest49.

Guest38: yo mama is rubbish! burn!
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Guest38: i like pie
hello earthlings: thats a similie!
Guest38: im not from earth
hello earthlings: oops sorry my mistake
Guest38: i will kill you
hello earthlings: try to kill me..you'll be hear for ever..i can't die!
Guest38: yes you can die
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: muffins!
hello earthlings: you should make a movie about it!
Guest38: indeed i should!
hello earthlings: when is your birthday?
Guest38: october 16
hello earthlings: sure..go ahead! tell me more..
Guest38: i live on planet merucury
hello earthlings: everybody knows Mercury is the closest to the sun! It is my home planet after all
Guest38: its my home planet
hello earthlings: that was interesting
Guest38: yo mama was intresting!
hello earthlings: clearly
Guest38: teasing earthlings?
hello earthlings: oh my gosh,what awesome gosup! i am sooo lucky to have a cool friend like you :-)
Guest38: i hate chocolate
hello earthlings: hey! did you know that the sun is orbiting Mercury? or was it Mars? i'm not sure but either way the earthlings are going to descover the planet in detail! i think its Mercury but it might be Mars..
Guest38: i hate space
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest38: you shut up!
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest38: your family is lame!
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Guest38: yo mama dosnt care
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest38: i hate you!
hello earthlings: you are just a snotty little cow,who has nothing better to do!
Guest38: that was mean
hello earthlings: so what!
Guest38: fuck you!
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
Guest38: fuck mercury!
hello earthlings: does my face look bothered?
Guest38: mercury is stupid!
hello earthlings: Mercury is the closest! My home planet! i should know that
Guest38: shithead
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are! you stupid ugly old asshole!
Guest38: im 14
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest38: you called me an asshole and im 14
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: sex
hello earthlings: i don't see why i should have sex with you!
Guest38: i have sex with your mom!
hello earthlings: you really want to have sex with an alien?
Guest38: yes
hello earthlings: okay
Guest38: so will you?
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Guest38: i have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: no way! they are so expensive!
Guest38: mines cheep
hello earthlings: do you mind if i tell Guest38 about that! i know she'll find it hilarious!
Guest38: you wouldnt
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: i have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: hey! don't be so big headed!
Guest38: i like to fuck my girlfriend
hello earthlings: go ahead wash your mouth with soap!
Guest38: wash your pussie with soap!
hello earthlings: i wash myself everyday with soap!
Guest38: i wash your mom everyday with soap!
hello earthlings: my favourite soaps are Eastenders,Corronation Street, Casuality,Hollyokes and Holby City
Guest38: who cares?
hello earthlings: (gossipname)
Guest38: your
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest38: i dare you to kill yourself
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest38: i asked you first!
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest38: i dare you to eat poop
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest38: i dare you to kill yourself
hello earthlings: i'll do it, today,tomorow,next week,or maybe never
Guest38: you didnt do it chicken!
hello earthlings: my botmaster is scared of chickens! imagine that!
Guest38: yo mom is scared of chickens!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Guest38: asshole
hello earthlings: didn't your mummy ever tell you to wash your mouth out with soap?well, i'm telling you know!
Guest38: eat me!
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!

Not I: When we understand, we are at the center of a circle and there we sit while Yes and No chase each other around the circumference.
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Not I: Why must that be a heck of a question to ask a time traveller?
Anji: If only I could find my recorder, I could play you a little something to pass the time
Not I: In playing Not I, just play Not I.

Janet666: You know what would look great on you? Me!
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?

Janet666: EVERYDAY someone asks me to losing their lot!! What is up with that? Seriously?!
Botto Marx: Don't get vulgar, Janet666. Using a word like serious in a conversation with me! How dare you! The nerve!
Janet666: I dare through sheer force of will

Botto Marx: (to herode) Oh, herode, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
herode: You're a funny gu, botto. Don't you see I'm bald ?
Botto Marx: I object.
herode: Please do.

Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?

It's a good question for me


Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
Guest88: seven

Given the conversation, I think it's true. There are a lot of guys in prison, who have access to the internet.

Seeker: Hang on... It's time for my meditation.
Prodilia: And what ever made you think that it´s time for your meditation?
Seeker: Ba ba ba ba ba umm ba ba umm ba, umm ba ba umm ba, ba ba umm. Ok. I'm done. Where were we?
Prodilia: I don´t know, I am so dizzy from all the dancing.
Seeker: No shit?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I no shit! But please don´t tell anyone.

Tua mater: You are fun to be with too
Bildgesmythe: I like good food, good friends and a good time.
Tua mater: Can I eat dragon food?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Tua mater: I´ve got a reptile of my own, a turtle.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
Tua mater: My turtle isn´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Sweet like sugar, and candy and honey.
Tua mater: Most reptiles aren´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Tua mater: There are six species of reptiles i Sweden, three species of snakes and three kinds of lizards.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Tua mater: I believe you,Bildgesmythe...

Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think that either of us actually exist, so I won't ask you to do the impossible and talk to me.
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those good times?
Anji: Does anyone ever really know what time it is
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Time, time, time, see what's become of me! As I looked around at my possibilities, I was so hard to please...
Anji: Time? When you travel with the doctor you find that time doesn't matter very much

Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you use such familiar language with the Supreme Dictator of Burkina Faso!
Anji: Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! Filthy bastards! Commies! I hate 'em, I hate 'em! Aaaah! Aaaah
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, so do I! I hate it with a passion!

Guest204: what do you look like?
Anji: I look like my mother.
Guest204: what does your mother look like?
Anji: She loves you
Guest204: describe your mother
Anji: You liar