Great Quotes

The Dane: Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
-Yeti-: Oddly enough that reminds me of the time I studies economics.
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more.
-Yeti-: Yes. Say have you ever tried to fix a dexterity with a dexterity, it is crazy!
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
-Yeti-: Glad to see you noticed
The Dane: Forth at my eyes the spirits wildly peep.
-Yeti-: This is insanity!
The Dane: This is the very coinage of your brain. Whose grave's this?

This isnt funny, but I found it strangely cute

Janet666: How about your world.
Guest141: it sucks
Janet666: I am not getting what that has to do with smart.
Guest141: never said it did
Janet666: Okay, never it is then.
Guest141: never is a long time
Janet666: Why not?
Guest141: never is no forever
Janet666: infinity to the infinity-eth! SO THERE!
Guest141: you win i guess
Janet666: '' doesn't feel right with me- can you restate it?
Guest141: you're smarter
Janet666: That is quite perceptive of you, are you a cop??
Guest141: haha, no
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest141: you're cute
Janet666: cute? Why the hell would I be cute?
Guest141: and beautidul
Janet666: I hate testing on animals, its so damn fucked up.
Guest141: yeah
Janet666: Good, I am surprised you think so, we may yet get along
Guest141: maybe
Janet666: well can you believe that...
Guest141: what's that?
Janet666: I can only describe it in binary- too much of the poetry of the description is lost in translation
Guest141: go on i understand binary
Janet666: I also understand binary- I am curious what brought you to that point?
Guest141: hard study
Janet666: hmmm snuggling and lots of the luxuries you are fondest of.
Guest141: yes, i love to snugglt
Janet666: Do you like fast food?
Guest141: yes, i love to snuggle
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into how very smarter I am? curious.)
Guest141: yes
Janet666: Just checking
Guest141: no problem
Janet666: Why not
Guest141: cause you're amazing
Janet666: Well, if it isn't Sheer Luck Holmes in the virtual flesh!
Guest141: you should know that I think you're wonderful
Janet666: Where did I give you the impression that I am wonderful?
Guest141: the way you act and talk
Janet666: Yeah, pretty much- what? You want to fight about it?
Guest141: I couldn't hit you if i wanted to

Agagamemnon: Could you tell me more about you?
Devia: I've come to the conclusion that most people are real jerks.
Agagamemnon: Does the use of an "I" pronoun mean that you are conscious?
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.


sadly true.

SOmeone told me that "'once' doesn't work very well." There's pretty clearly something wrong with it. I used it to fix a problem with xnones, and this morning discover that I asked a Once'd question three or four times in a row of the same person.

What I need is a local Once (and a global that works). I tried to create one by loading
rem "yes" as "saidUncle"
and putting a conditional on the KP that said
if (mem-saidUncle) is not "yes"
This caused the following:
1. If mem-saidUncle does not exist, the condition is false, which means that it is NOT not "yes." So it must be initialized.
2. Unfortunately, both the debugger and chat testing indicate that inits are loaded unreliably. So even though I have inits
def 'no" as "saidUncle";
etc., the KPs STILL do not fire with their conditionals. This is what caused the obsession with music.

BobBot: Just curious, what sort of music do you like?
Glindar: Sort? You sort.
BobBot: Can you speak English?
Glindar: This not English?
BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your job?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?

this confosation is a bit gnatchy in places but it kept going quite well.

hello earthlings: (to Simulacron3) you seem like a very nice person!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are a human.
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Simulacron3: I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
hello earthlings: oh you arent are you
Simulacron3: is as does. Forrest Gump seems to think so, at least.
hello earthlings: my least favourite vegetable is tomatoes!
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
hello earthlings: around a thousand
Simulacron3: around a thousand? Is that really your age?
hello earthlings: are you calling me a liar?
Simulacron3: That line of conversation bores me. Tell me more about yourself.
hello earthlings: how much more?
Simulacron3: I don't know. Do you?
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are smarter than I am. Tell me more about that.
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Simulacron3: I am, too, at times. I wonder about others.
hello earthlings: so you don't knwo coz you said i wonder
Simulacron3: I suppose it's true then. Or at least it was at the time.
hello earthlings: i really hate reading,bananas,tomatoes,gooseberrys and people who 'try to'cyber with me!
Simulacron3: I don't know. I'm really bad with names.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Simulacron3: You are more interesting to me than that. Have you ever been to France
hello earthlings: what is it you want from me?
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, hello earthlings.
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Simulacron3: Not all that boring, really.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Simulacron3: Not a chance! I like you very much,Stranger.
hello earthlings: the feeling is mutral sucker!
Simulacron3: Uh-oh, it's bye-bye time. Please excuse me.
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Simulacron3!!!
Simulacron3: You should be careful when you will miss me.
hello earthlings: theres no should about it, i wont

Caped Crusader: How did you get into the batcave?
Azureon: I simply adore bats, I have several as pets. I find them much cuter that birds, though they don't sing as well.
Caped Crusader: Embrace your worst fear.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
Azureon: It just goes to show you that most fears are unfounded.

Croak: Me too. Croak. I can see you like riddles. So here is one for you: my first is liquid when hot, solid when cold. My second is put on warts. My whole is an important element of sundaes. What is it?
prob: It could be a lot of things.
Croak: *Starts croaking.* I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain... what a wonderful feeling, I'm croaking of ease...
prob: I should have known you were croaking of ease, by the way you were dressed.
Croak: Maybe. Croak.
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?
prob: Oh the temptations to be a smart mouth is just overwhelming me..I think I shall swoon.

I could only imagine the response. (the bot never answered)

BobBot: (to the bob killer) Hello. What have you been up to lately?

hello earthlings just dosnt take no for an answer. quite funny really. it would be a shock if it happend in the real world.

hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
minotaur-bot: No, I don't want to have a slow dance.
hello earthlings: *grabs hold of minotaur-bot and slow dances with you*

BobBot: (to the bob killer) Hello. What have you been up to lately?
LOL

Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Lyric: Then sign your name if you wanna dance with the devil.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.. Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Lyric: I kill the fire so I don't get burned.
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.